(This takes place a few days after the group chat was made)
'Pianosmoocher added 32 people to the gc'
Worldshottestinventor: Kaeidiot why'd you add THIRTY-TWO (REDACTED) PEOPLE?!
Pianosmoocher: A. don't call me that, B. I thought it would be nice if I added the rest of our grade into this gc
smellyratfacedbutthole: I bet most of them are gonna leave
number1mom: This will probably cause some drama
avacadolookindude: I hope it's at least some tea worth spilling
Worldshottestinevntor: Why would they spill the tea if most of the ingredients would be in here
Failedastronaut: I guess that would be a good fact to consider.
5 people have come online
kazuchi:what is this
Makoto: I'm also curious as to why we have a gc with like over 40 people in it?
Mondo: Why the (REDACTED) is there so many people in one (REDACTED) people gc?
Mondo: Hey why the (REDACTED) DID MY MESSAGE CENSOR WHEN I SENT IT?!
Worldshottestinventor: Cuz Kaeidiot thought it would be a GoOd IdEa to censor the chat
Chihiro: I mean we are highschoolers... I don't think we really need censorship.. not that I like cussing anyways..
Celestia: I don't care about the censorship as much as I'm curious as to why you guys have weird usernames?
Childwatcher: It's because Miu changed the names, her username is 'worldshottestinventor'
Celestia: oh..
Kyokowannabe: Hey kaede have you taken Miu's admin privileges away?
Pianosmoocher:yeah
Worldshottestinventor:Nuh-uh
Makoto: who's name is Kyokowannabe?
Kyoko: I'd also like to know this.
Kyokowannabe: oh well it's me Suichi, Miu changed my name to this because I'm also the ultimate detective
Kyoko: oh
Worldshottestinventor: Yk what it's time to do a name change
Pianosmoocher: but you don't have admin privileges?
'worldshottestinventor' changed 5 peoples name
Pianosmoocher: I-
Secretfemboy: what-
Ieatpokerchips: I do like to gamble, but I don't eat the poker chips
Sherlockholmes: Seriously?
Stereotypicalmc: oh.
Gayangrybiker: I- I ain't gay..
worldshottestinventor: really? then who's that one dude who with short dark purple hair
Gayangrybiker: ME AND KIYOTAKA ARE JUST BROS! YK? HOMIES!
Ieatpokerchips: and they were roommates typa crap
Sherlockholmes: I'm going to do more productive things with my time.
Stereotypicalmc: Bye Kyoko!
'Sherlockholmes' went offline
(Time skip to when it's close to the first day of school)
Pianosmoocher: I'm excited for the first day of school!
Childwatcher: it'll be fun I guess
Ieatpokerchips: I hope they've finished the rec room by now
(I just realized I haven't included Tsumugi yet, I'll include her once I think of what her username should be, same with Himiko and the other characters)
Teruteru: Hello, I see this group chat is filled with quite the beautiful women
Mahiru: eww who invited this pervert?
Ultimatelesbian: Ick a male degenerate.. and he's perverted?
Teruteru: what can I not admire such hot women
ultimatelesbian: Ew. I don't even know what your voice sounds like and I can still hear it, you sick degenerate
Teruteru: I hope my voice sounds very smeggsy to you~
Mahiru: I think you're barking up the wrong tree budy
Ultimatelesbian: A. if i see you, it's on sight B. read my username C. send one more message, and I will find where you live and treat you like how DISGUSTING Degenerate males are supposed to be treated
Teruteru: I hope it's real (REDACTED)
Ultimatelesbian has gone offline
teruteru: oh (REDACTED)
Mahiru: finally a treatment you deserve
Teruteru: SHE KICKED DOWN MY DOOR
Teruteru has gone offline
A few minutes later everyone is online besides Teruteru and Tenko
Pianosmoocher: what was that loud thud
Sherlockholmes: I don't know
Worldshottestinventor: AWW we missed a fight
Avacadolookindude:?
stinkyratfacedbutthole: I scrolled up too and saw that Tenko got mad at Teruteru
Mahiru: he was being a disgusting pervert, so if that loud thud was him, it's deserved.
(Another thud)
Sonia: she must be throwing him hard for all of us to hear it, considering how we don't live that close to eachother
stinkyratfacedbutthole: no durr
highlighterpinkhair: no need to be rude to Sonia!
stinkyratfacedbutthole: whatever, I'm just gonna wait until my male housewife gets online
worldshottestinventor: I assume you're talking about Suichi?
stinkyratfacedbutthole: no duh you ugly toilet, who else would I be talking about?
'Kyokowannabe' is online
Kyokowannabe: Kokichi.. I'm not your housewife
stinkyratfacedbutthole: what the flip. This is not alpha of you Suichi
Kyokowannabe: Alpha?
worldshottestinventor: that's kinda cringe dude
stinkyratfacedbutthole: cringe as a joke yk? jeeze
(another thud)
Mahiru: again?
Worldshottestinventor: she's probably using Teruterus dead body as like a punching bag
Akane: their interrupting my meal
Worldshottestinventor: oooooh unedited usernames
Pianosmoocher: yk what? i've given up
Worldshottestinventor: as you should hottie
pianosmoocher: what-
'worldshottestinventor' changed 2 peoples usernames
Femtographer: This is what you came up with?
Worldshottestinventor: give me a break there's so many people I'm running out of Ideas a this point
Pianosmoocher: are we just gonna ignore the fact that Tenko is probably murdering Teruteru?
Femtographer: yeah.
number1mother: I've stopped the two of them. Or I guess I only had to stop one of them, Mikan is currently dealing with Teruteru
Mikan: H-he's k-kind of a-a pain to deal with
Saionji: Ain't know way this ugly (REDACTED) (REDACTED) is stuttering over text
Mikan: w-why must y-you b-bully me?
Saionji cuz an ugly witch like you deserves it
Femtographer: Hiyoko please stop bullying Mikan
Saionji: Who are you? Are you another Ugly rat?
Femtographer: It's me Mahiru, I just have a different username
Saionji: Oh! sorry for saying you were an ugly rat
Femtographer: It's fine Hiyoko
Mikan: thank you Mahiru
Saionji: FINALLY SHE STOPPED STUTTERING OVER TEXT
Worldshottestinventor: real.
Kyokowannabe: we're fighting too much
pianosmoocher:maybe making this big of a group chat
'sleepythemagician' and 'ultimatelesbian' are online
Sleepythemagician: Who was doing all that thudding it woke me up from my sleep.
Ultimatelesbian: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE HIMIKO! I was beating the crap out of a disgusting perverted degenerate male.
Sleepythemagician: it's fine Tenko, I'll fall asleep just as easy anyways.
Ultimatelesbian: Oh well thank you Himiko!
Atuasnumber1fan: Wow I've missed a lot! I'm gonna go read the previous texts real quick! Oh and Atua says hello!
Sleepythemagician: Hi Angie
Ultimatelesbian: Hi angie!
Atuasnumber1fan: Hello! I can't believe me and Atua have missed so much! especially an entire fight
Ultimatelesbian: I can't believe I was forced to apologize to Teruteru
Atuasnumber1fan: To be fair you did kinda, make him a punching bag
Ultimatelesbian well a degenerate male like him deserves it.
Femtographer: Honestly I agree with Tenko
(I'm gonna end it here, i'll be including Toko, Byakuya, and Ibuki in the next chapter, and maybe some other characters. I also apologize for just like having characters in one scene and then forgetting them in the next!)
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