MEGA MASHUP CHAPTERRRRRR, WE GET AS MANY INCORRECT QUOTES AND VINES UNTIL IT TAKES THE THINK TO NOT SAY ITS TOO SHORT WOOOOOO
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Yuuya: you always have to be positive!!
Yuuya: *falls down stairs*
Yuuya: ...wow, I sure got down those stairs fast!
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Yuuto: i'm gonna play a song that 8've been working on. it's called "my experience as the eldest brother of the yu-boys so far"
Yuuto: *inhales deeply*
Yuuto: *plays a chord*
Yuuto: *screams*
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Yuugo: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killed it in the duel arena!
Yuugo: Ha, just kidding. I have killed a man :3
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Kidnapper: I have your brother.
Yuuri: Which one??
Kidnapper: umm.. the quiet one?
Yuuri: Wrong, I have none of the sort.
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Yuuto: Alright Yuugo, time to go
Yuugo: No, I'm almost an adult, I do what I want.
Yuuto: ...One–
Yuugo: Alright wrap it up folks, gotta go
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Yuuya: You know what sucks?
Yuuri: Vacuums
Yuuya: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Yuuri: Black holes
Yuuya:
Yuuya: You know what isn't cool?
Yuuri: Lava
Yuuya: I swear there's a special place in hell reserved for you
Yuuri: yeah, it's called the throne 💅
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Yuugo: Can you teach me how to hoe?
Yuuri: rude.
Yuuri: *sips wine*
Yuuri: but yes
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Yuugo: I feel sad..
Yuuya: *popping out of a box* I have emotional jumper cables!!! I'll boost you, just attach them like sooo–
Yuugo: ...This is a hug.
Yuuya: Is it working?
Yuugo: ..Yes
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Yuuto: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
Yuugo: *mumbles*
Yuuto: What was that?
Yuuya: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies :(
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Yuugo: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
Yuuri: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed :)
Yuugo:
Yuuto: look at what you did, you scared him you stupid idiot
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Yuuya: Why are you standing on the sofa?
Yuugo: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba.
Yuuya: Okay.. and?
Yuugo: I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around, it was.. gone. I haven't seen it since.
[A few minutes later]
Yuuri, walking into the room: Why are you both standing on the couch?
Yuuya: RUN AWAY YUURI, RUN AWAY!!!ITS OUT FOR BLOOD!!
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holy cheese and crackers that took longer to make than i initially anticipated it to, hope you all enjoyeddddd!!
Have a lovely day/night, darlings<3