(chapter 1 and 2 were reuploaded pooks sorry about that *flies to you and kisses your eyeballs affectionately*)
Douma: why are we having
Douma: BEEF
Douma: on fucking emojicombos.com/aesthetic
Douma: please i just want to find my kawaii coquette combos and i see
Douma: "PLEASE FUCKING STFU WDYM THERE'S BEEF ON THIS WEBSITE THERE AINT NO SHIT BESIDES YOUR COMPLAINING OF THE BEEF LIKE THERES KIDS ON THIS SITE TRYING TO FIND COMBOS SO STFU"
Douma: if you're aware that there's kids on the website what you swearing for goofy ahh also arent you also complaining
Karaku: true
Enmu: REALLL
Enmu: i was trying to finish my wattpad story of thomas the train smut and i was looking for aesthetic symbols for the title and i come across da beef
Shinobu: Your WHAT SMUT
Susamaru: Yahaba im doing it
Douma: ayo??????????\\
Douma: use protection dear
Yahaba: what.
Kaigaku: strange words out of context.
Daki: i would say that too but i would never agree with a cootie infested freak
Muzan: My head hurts.
Douma: its old man shi
Kokushibou: DOUMA.
Douma: sorry daddy
Susamaru added Yushiro to the chat
Susamaru: Yushiro.
Muzan: Yushiro.
Yahaba: Yushiro.
Shinobu: Yushiro.
Yushiro: What
Douma: its a goofy goober!!!
Yushiro: not you
Douma: wheres tamayo-san
Douma: she kinda hawt
Akaza: DOUMA
Yushiro: DOUMA
Shinobu: DOUMA
Kanae: DOUMA
Douma: AHHHHH ALL THESE HOT PEOPLE SCREAMING MY NAME ITS TURNING ME ON AHHHHHH HARDER DADDY *cums*
Akaza: That threw me off.
Yushiro: What have I joined.
Muzan: Add Tamayo. This instance.
Yushiro: L bozo.
Douma: LOL
Shinobu: Don't worry Yushiro, we will be able to defend Tamayo-san from that abomination of Michael Jackson.
Daki: who
Yushiro: .
Yushiro: I'm trusting you.
Yushiro has added Tamayo
Muzan: TAMAYO
Douma: old man yelling shit
Douma: mah eardrums go boom boom
Tamayo: Excuse me?
Douma: tamayo-sama
Douma: my um
Douma: *whispers to Karaku* my number what now
Karaku: *counts on fingers*
Karaku: 12th
Douma: my 12th true love
Kaigaku: what was that.
Yahaba: NEGATIVE RIZZ -100/10 TRY AGAIN
Gyutaro: Unadopt me
Daki: ONI CHAN DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IS RUDE
Tamayo: @Yushiro Am I allowed to ask what's happening?
Yushiro: I hate to say this, but I'm unsure if we can.
Douma: bro
Douma: proper grammer
Douma: nah not even michael jacksun knockoff said unsure
Muzan: Douma.
Douma: gay
Douma: you fucked kokushibou before i know you did
Douma: the walls are not soundproof right @Nakime san
Nakime: I hate to admit this but he's right
Nakime: I tried to make more walls surrounding the room but it didn't work
Kokushibou: Um.
Douma: NOT THE UM
Douma: YALLL LET EVERYONE HEAR THIS
Douma: MUZAN AND KOKUSHIBOU ARE HOMO
Shinobu: You know who needs to hear this?
Shinobu has added Giyuu
Shinobu: Check out this shit Tomioka-san
Douma: wowee another hashira
Muzan: Douma.
Muzan: Douma why
Douma: OMG NO FULL STOP IAFJOIEJGSOIRJGOSI ITS A BREAKTHROUGHGANG
Susamaru: SO REAL OMG
Giyuu: Muzan.
Muzan: You're
Douma: BRO DINT EVEN FINISH HE STARTED JERKING OFF I BET
Giyuu: @Shinobu These are not demons.
Giyuu: There is absolutely no way.
Rui: you killed me.
Giyuu: I remember you.
Douma: GASP
Susamaru: GASP
Enmu: GASP
Karaku: GASP
Urogi: GASP
Douma: gae
Giyuu: He's a bit too dead for me.
Shinobu: Was that a joke?
Shinobu: A bit of a shit joke to me.
Kanae: Tomioka-san! Private message me and I'll add you to our groupchat and we can play Gartic Phone together!
Giyuu: Why
Kanae: Just do it!
Douma: would you guys like a whimper audio
Akaza: I might scoop out my eardrums with my toes.
Douma: that is the most sensual thing i've ever heard you say
Rui: what's a whimper audio?
Enmu: yk it like a sound of someone having sexc
Karaku: yes
Karaku: aizetsu whimper audio anyone?
Aizetsu: HUH
Douma: HE HAS SPOKEN
Aizetsu: Where did you get
Aizetsu: That
Kokushibou: You don't have his consent.
Karaku: naw i dont care lol aizetsu consent can go die
Sekido: I agree
Urogi: so true
Urogi: SEKIDO AGREES :O
Karaku recorded a voice recording: "A-Ah~! H-Hngh.."
Karaku: guys i have like 10 of these
Enmu: good for you
Urogi: aizetsu sobbing now
Yahaba: disgusting....i can't believe i listened to that.
Yahaba: i must cleanse myself.
Tamayo: ....
Yushiro: I'm disgusted.
Douma: WELL IM NOT
Douma: @Karaku private message me with the recordings
Douma: im so going to cum
Akaza: I got the Ick.
Kaigaku: same.
Gyutaro: it sounds weird to hear it out of my own father's mouth.
Douma: while im at it i will send my whimper audios to the Goofy Goober Representatives
Urogi: omg yasss
Douma: and to akaza-dono
Douma: because he doesnt know what hes missing out on
Akaza: Do not.
Douma: too late check your inbox
Akaza: .
>Akaza and Douma (private chat)
Douma: did you listen to that
Douma: did you
Douma: did you
Douma: did you
Douma: did you
Douma: oii
Douma: did youuuuuuu
Douma: hewo???
Douma: ihgosighoirjg????
Douma: come back
Douma: we can cuddle it out
Goofy Goober Chat
Douma: WHERES AKAZA-DONO
Enmu: HE DIDN'T RESPOND?!?!?
Douma: NO
Kokushibou: Might be a bad time, but I see him.
Kokushibou: He threw his phone off the side of the Infinity Castle
Kokushibou: Nakime caught it.
Urogi: he having gay panic lol
Tamayo: I'm oddly confused on why I'm in this chat?
Douma: y'see
Douma: if i tell you can i grope your boobs
Douma: js a bit
Yushiro: RESPECT WOMEN
Akaza: RESPECT WOMEN BITCH
Akaza: COME HERE I'LL GIVE YOUR ASS A WHOOPING
Douma: AKAZA-DONO YOUR BACK
Tamayo: No one has given me an answer.
Douma: ugh
Douma: fine
Douma: im feeling generous
Douma: the old man wanted to talk to you so we added you
Douma: but hes too old he doesnt know how to add you privately
Muzan: Add Gyokko back.
Muzan: He's the only smart one out of you bunch.
Kokushibou: Sir?
Nakime: Sir?
Daki: Muzan-sama?
Akaza: Sir?
Susamaru: Sir?
Douma: old man hurt susamaru?! 🤯💥💥
Douma: gang assemble
Douma: private message muzan with whimper audios
Enmu: on it
Karaku: on it
Urogi: on it
Muzan: STOP.
Muzan: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I CAN KILL ANY ONE OF YOU THIS INSTANT IF I WANTED TO.
Douma: no one cares
Kokushibou: Douma.
Douma: check your inbox
Akaza: Douma.
Akaza: Douma it's disrespectful to do that shit.
Douma: your jealous?
Douma: fine i wont send whimper audios to nayone but you <3
Kaigaku: nayone
Gyutarou: nayone
Yushiro: I'm starting to wonder if Muzan is actually just extremely stupid and the more his cells got around the stupider they got.
Yushiro: Excluding Lady Tamayo, of course.
Tamayo: Thank you, Yushiro.
Susamaru: simp
Douma: susamaru do you feel better
Susamaru: yes
Susamaru: thanks for your help :D
Yahaba: .
Douma: GASP
Urogi: GASP
Enmu: GASP
Karaku: GASP
Susamaru: GASP
Yahaba: okay nevermind.
Douma: @Shinobu @Kanae @Giyuu
Kanae: What.
Shinobu: We were just having an pleasant time, so I suppose you take it as your cue to ruin it? Damned good for nothing bastard, short dick energy, the only thing your homo ass is pulling are corpses and that's a whole new level of low. Do you have any idea how stupid your face looks did 30 horses run over it when you were a newborn did Apollo's cattle stomp over it on their way over to eat grass.
Douma: *cums*
Douma: sorry i got distracted
Giyuu: I got the Ick.
Douma: add more of your hashira buddies
Shinobu: ....
Shinobu: Well, I agree that it would be amusing to see the other Hashira's reactions to your stupidness.
Shinobu has added Mitsuri and Obanai
Giyuu has added Sanemi
Douma: HELLO SPLENDID HUMAN BEINGS
Douma: ALLOW ME TO GROPE YOUR BREASTS
Mitsuri: ?!
Obanai: I don't have any.
Sanemi: Shinobu.
Sanemi: These are demons.
Sanemi: Why.
Sanemi: We should be slaying all of them this instance instead of taking time to chat, make friends and form a truce with them
Douma: slay queen
Sanemi: Especially that one
Sanemi: The sooner that one is gone the better off we are
Shinobu: Why I couldn't agree less!
Shinobu: However, we should wait for Kagaya-san's orders!
Douma: where are my fans
Akaza: Good luck getting them back.
Douma: while your at it stick one of them up your ass
Shinobu: None of you are against gays, I hope?
Shinobu: We have a wide array of them here!
Akaza: Well I'm not one of them.
Douma: GASP
Karaku: GASP
Enmu: GASP
Urogi: GASP
Susamaru: GASP
Kanae: Oh my.
Sanemi: WHAT
Sanemi: Kanae???
Shinobu: I was surprised too.
Giyuu: I'm tired
Douma: have sex with me
Giyuu: That's not an option
Mitsuri: Iguro-san
Obanai: yes?
Mitsuri: are you sure these are demons?
Douma: yes but i think of myself as the personal prostitute of all hot women
Douma: & hot men
Enmu: you're fantastic
>Groupchat: Goofy Goobers Representatives
Enmu: im crying
Douma: no dont cry girlie
Karaku: "hey girlie, hold sti-"
Susamaru: AHH
Susamaru: childe hot
Urogi: hes ginger wdym
Karaku: girl you know i want your love
Enmu: im still crying pookies i want your love
Karaku: ok omw
Susamaru: what happened 😯
Enmu: i just read a wattpad story
Enmu: it was so good i started tearing up
Douma: relatable
Karaku: true that
Urogi: whatsit called
Susamaru: yeah if you're crying we cry with you 😤😤
Enmu: okay
Enmu: it's called The Realm of the Two Kingdoms by
Susamaru: yoo
Susamaru: lit username
Karaku: REAL
Enmu: heres a link: https://www.wattpad.com/story/364091427-the-realm-of-the-two-kingdoms
Douma: yaaasss
Urogi: *eats it*
Douma: save some for me pooks
Urogi: *eats half and saves some for douma*
Douma: AWWHHH TYYYY
Enmu: anyways @Reader
Enmu: go check it out and make sure to vote
Douma: underrated fr
Enmu: FRFR
Karaku: the story is currently getting views rapidly but no one's voting
Urogi: to support a pookie please go and at least check it out
Susamaru: goofy goober representatives out!! ε=ε=ε=( oωo)/