Just Your Average Bfdi Crackb...

By Cringesh1t

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An unfunny & low effort crackbook 18+ so don't read it if your a kiddo More

Firey discovers the wonders of the internet
Leafy fucking dies
Bracelety fucks with icy
Teardrop's last words
Bfdi characters I could beat in a fight
Firey discovers the wonders of the internet pt. 2
Grassy swears
Firey discovers the wonders of child support
Fixing Good
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Bracelety fucks with icy pt. 2
Two gets high
Gay intensifies
Four leaves lol
Firey discovers the wonders of divorce
Firey Jr discovers the wonders of Wattpad
idk
Firey Jr discovers the wonders of swearing
Blocky commits die
Firey Jr discovers the wonders of cringey-ass wattpad stories
Bracelety fucks with Icy pt. 3
200 views
deez nuts at 3am
Firey Jr. discovers the wonders of being a furry
Blocky smokes weed
gae month
Firey discovers the wonders of the internet part who the fuck cares
Firey watches morbius
ow the edge
1K VIEWS
Pillow loses her shit
Firey evades his taxes
ow the edge 2
VISITING GELATINS STEAKHOUSE AT 3AM *i almost died* *gone wrong* *gone sexual*
Drinking the chris pratt potion at 3AM!!! *gone wrong*
Firey discovers the wonders of being a fucking crackhead
Four x X
Meme
Firey and the boys go trick or treating deluxe
Firey deals meth to minors deluxe
Firey and the boys go see the fnaf movie
No nut November
No nut November 2
No nut November 3
Not nut November 4
No nut November 5
No nut November 6
No nut November 7
No nut November 8
No nut November 9
No nut November 10
No nut November 11
Not nut November 12
No nut November 13
No nut November 14
No nut November 15
No nut November 16
No nut November 17
No nut November 18
No nut November 19
No nut November 20
No nut November 21
No nut November 22
No nut November 23: the thanksgiving one
No nut November 24
No nut November 25
No nut November 26
No nut November 27
No nut November 28
No nut November 29
No nut November 30
Firey discovers the wonders of e-girls
Swearing competition ig
Bracelety fucks with icy yet again
A goofy ahh christmas
Firey watches scott pilgrim
Merry chrislyer
Firey makes a cringe ass fnaf fanfiction
Firey slams his penis in the car door (3k views special)
Firey slams his penis in the bathroom stall
Drinking e girl piss at 3AM!!! *gone wrong* *gone cringe* *uwu*
Golf ball and tennis ball get a divorce
Golf ball and tennis ball get a divorce 2
Matpat
GOING TO OHIO AT 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!! *EMOTIONAL* *GONE WRONG* *GONE SEXUAL*
Fnaf at freddy's
Firey watches hazbin hotel
Firey goes back in time
Gelatin's steakhouse
Total fruit island
Blockyfan
Firey misbehaves at school/grounded/fucking murdered
Kirby
,
Cupman
An apple a day
Lankybox
Firey goes to court for some stupid ass reason (4k special)
The filler chapter so the book can get to 100 chapter special hahah
The movie!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!
disney worlb pt 1
disney worlb pt 2
Relationship goals
Bfdi characters i could beat in a fight UPDATED EDITION
Wilbur soot cringe
Firey vs. the bitch ass motherfuckers that made megamind 2
HOLY SHIT
Firey jr goes to the doctor
My contribution to society
.
Tennis ball and golf ball have marital issues
Groceries
Coiny the parasocial mf
Random shit
Miku
St patrick's day
Firey shoots bath salts with blocky and the gang
The Blocky Experience
W rizz
1 year
Bitch
Firey randomly sings the theme song of an obscure and underrated disney xd show
Tennis ball scares the shit out of x
Not another gelatin's steakhouse chapter
Tennis ball scares the shit out of X part 2: this time its about fuckin zombies
Short story
Firey gets sigma
Loser kills my grandma
Basketball makes a sex joke 😏😏😏
Untitled Part
6k views
funny weed day
Firey say a no no wodr
Seggs
uh
Pen's very own chapter
Jacking off time
Blocky sells clocks
Smort
2 men 1 girl and a baby (7k special)
This pointless shit
Its 2085 and we're old as shit
Firey lamar
Um
Yellow face gets racist and then gets fucking murdered

Bracelety fucks with icy pt. 43750

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By Cringesh1t

Bracelety: hewwo mommy~

Icy: hewwo my honey bunny wabbit~

Bracelety: mommy~?

Icy: yes my pumpkin spice latte~?

Bracelety: c-can you pwease cuddle wiff me~?

Icy: awww~ of course my cotton swab~ 

Bracelety: *screech of joy*

*2 hours later*

Bracelety: i wove you so much mommy~

Icy: aww~ how sweet~

Bracelety: m-mommy~?

Icy: yes my cuddly wuddly snuggle sugar baby~?

Bracelety: c-can you pwease yell at me~?

Icy: aww~ of course i can sweetie jellybean peach angel cream pie~

Bracelety: i-i'm ready n-now~

Icy: ALL YOU EVER FUCKING DO IS FUCK ME OVER YOU JUST FUCK ME OVER

Bracelety: mm~ 🥵🥵💦💦

Icy: YOU DUMB FUCKING BETCH *bitch slaps her*

Bracelety: f-FUCK MOMMY~ 😩

Icy: YOU DUMBASS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT *runs her over with a fucking car*

Bracelety: I-I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM~ 💦💦💦😖😖

Icy: ARE YA READY KIDS *drops a house on her*

Bracelety: aye aye captain~ 🥵🥵🥵

Icy: I CANT HEAR YOU *throws bricks at her*

Bracelety: AYE AYE CAPTAIN~ 😩😩😩

Icy: OHHHHHHHHHHH *fucking obliterates bracelety*

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