As John Dory Is Screaming For His Life, His Airhead Brothers Were Laughing Their Asses Off
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!" Clay Was Pounding The Floor
"I..CANT..BREATHE..! HAHSHSHAHAH!" Bruce Rolled Around On The Floor
"You guys were right after all; THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST S*** I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!" Branch Wiped Away A Tear
Poppy Rolls Her Eyes "C'mon guys! Don't be like that! What if John gets hurt? Wont be laughing then, would ya?" Poppy Crosses Her Arms
"Yeah! And Clay, I ain't gonna talk to ya until you help him off of there!" Viva Crossed Her Arms As Well
The Two Of Them Turned Around Ignore The Bros
Branch Approaches Poppy "C'mon, Poppy! I'm sure John will be fine!"
Meanwhile, Outside Of Rhonda, Where John Dory Was Freaking Out
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEBODY GET ME OFF!! RHONDA! RHONDA, GIRL! THERE'S NO SPIDER! ONE OF MY STUPID ASS BROTHERS TOLD THE SPIDER STORY TO BRANCH AND THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT!" John Dory Looked At The Window On The Door With Revenge In His Eyes
Back Inside
"Alright. C'mon guys. Let's tell Rhonda to stop freaking out." Bruce Said
The Other 3 Nod, But They Soon Hear Something On The Top Of Her
"BROTHERS!! CAN YA HEAR ME?! I HOPE SO, CAUSE WHEN I GET BACK IN THERE, IM GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL! Except for Poppy and Viva :3! BUT BROS, WATCH OUT!" John Dory Said, Shaking One Of His Fists
"Gulp..." Bruce Gulped
"He sounds REALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY mad guys. Maybe this was a bad idea..." Floyd Said, Hiding Behind Bruce
Suddenly, To Everyone's Surprise Rhonda Calms Down And Stops Moving, Clay Unaware Of That
Clay Scoffs "C'mon guys! Don't be like that! Besides, I'm sure John is probably laughing about it right now!"
"Clay are you deaf? Is all that CPA bulls*** finally rotting your head? HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DESTROY US, BROCCOLI BOI! DESTROY!!" Branch Yelled
John Dory Enters Rhonda Breathing Heavily Glaring Furiously At His Brothers, Standing Ominously Behind Clay
"And besides, if he was THAT mad, he woulda yelled at us at our faces by now and..and....he's RIGHT behind me, isn't he...? Clay Said Nervously
The Others Nod Their Heads Slowly As Clay Slowly Turns Around To See A Crooked, Demented Smile On John's Face
Clay Nervously Starts Tweaking Out "H-hey, Johnnnn! Heh heh... how's my big brother doing on this fine sunny day..? Listen, about the prank, that was all just a.."
"GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 👹👹👹" John Dory Jumps On Clay And The Two Wrestle On The Ground
Floyd Groans "Oh my pink eye..we haven't even started driving to the beach house yet and you stupid F***HEADS ARE ALREADY FIGHTING!!!"
"Oh, you want this smoke, emoboy?!" John Dorh Pulls Floyd Into The Fight Circle
"Hey, guys! Cut it out! Summer's in two days! Is this really how we wanna start s*** out?!" Bruce Said, Trying To Keep The Peace
Clay 'Accidentally' Slaps Bruce, Tempting Bruce To Jump In The Fight
Before They Knew It, Branch's Brothers Were All Fighting
"Oh my god, guys. Get the F*** OF EACH OTHER!" Branch Yelled
"Oh shut up, Branch! You brought this predicament on yourself!" John Dory Mentioned
"IT WASNT EVEN MY IDEA! WHY I OUGHTA..!" Branch Jumped Into The Fight Circle
Poppy And Viva Just Stared In Shock
"Viva, is there really happening?" Poppy Asked
"Yeah. It's official; they're all idiots. Welp, I'm gonna eat my..!" Viva Started To Approach The Cookies Which Were Slightly Cooling Off When Clay And Bruce Accidentally Bump Into The Oven, Knocking The Tray Out Of Her Hands, Dropping All The Cookies, Much To Viva's Rage
"Oops...." Clay And Bruce Knew They Were Done For
"My...COOKIES!!! RAJHHHHHHHHHHJDJUDKSYDJFKDU😡😡😡😡😡!!!" Viva Jumped Into The Pile And Fought With The Rest
Poppy Just Stared As She Ate A Cold Cookie Off The Floor
"Well this is nice. 😶🍪" Poppy Said
As The 6 Of The Wrestled, Branch Unintentionally Knocked The Cookie Out Poppy's Hand
"Woops....😬" Branch Meeped
"....RAHHHHHHHHFKSHHSJDKDKSJST!!!!!" Poppy Jumped Into The Pile And The 7 Of Them Started Fighting Each Other
They Wrestled Each Other So Much, John Dory Bumped Into The Hustle Button, And Before They Knew It
♚🐤 Ｄ𝐎 ⓣ𝐡𝑒 ℍ𝕌𝓈ｔ𝓵ᗴ 🐚♢
🎀 𝒟🍪 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒 🎀
👻☞ Ⓓ𝕆 ŦĦ乇 ᕼᑌⓈＴℓẸ 🍟♠
They All Flop Back Onto The Floor Now That They're Out Of The Hustle Dimension
Poppy Shakes Her Head "Wow. Too much hustle is a thing."
Branch Waves His Hand "Huh, look at that. 🫠"
Everyone Dusts Themselves Off But The Realize They're Already At The Beach House When Viva Looks Out The Window
"Hey guys! We're here! And look at that BA-LAZING sun!" Viva Said, Pointing At The Window
Everyone Squeezes Next To The Window To See..
🏝️SEASHELL COVAE BEACH 🏝️
John Dory Pulls Rhonda Over To A Halt As They All Step Outside
"Woah..." Floyd Said Awestruck
"This is awesome! I mean just look at this place!" Bruce Was Looking Around
"I'll say! There's REAL palm trees here! And the coconuts look pure!" Clay Said, Hugging A Palm Tree
"Bruce's right! I made the right choice selecting this beach! Seashell Covae is really pretty!" John Dory Said
"You've been here before, John?" Branch Asked
"Oh yeah, Bitty B! Well, not ME necessarily. But a friend of mine took me here a few years ago, man those were the days..." John Dory Said Looking Up At The Screen
".~. OOOOOKKAYYYYYYYY...." Branch Said
The Group Begins To Take Out All Their Bags And Walk Towards Their Rented Beach House
When They Make It There, They Take A Good Look Around
"Wowwwwwwwwwwwww, this place has EVERYTHING!" 18 inch flat screen TV, a popcorn and cotton candy machine, a hot tub IN THE BATHROOM, and...a full stocked fridge!" Viva Said, Excited
"See? Told ya we didn't need that stank ass delivery boy!" Clay Nudged Bruce's Arm
"Don't bring that back up again, fUnbOyYy ~_~" Bruce Rolled His Eyes
"Well, this place is really nice, but as the only one with any shred of sanity left, I'm gonna go take a dip in the hot tub!" Floyd Began To Walk Away But Poppy Called Out For Him
"Hey, now, Floyd. I was the last one to get dragged into that fight inside o' Rhonda, so I think I should go. Respectfully, Fl0yd!" Poppy Pats His Shoulder
"Pfft! No way! Being A CPA is exhausting as it is! Im gonna go!" Clay Said
"You think YOU got it rough, huh, fUnbOyYyeEeE? Well, BIGGEST AND BADDEST IS IN CHARGE! In other words, IM going!" John Dory Said
Everyone Started Yelling At Each Other, Their Voices Overlapping
"ENOUGH!! We'll settle who goes in the ol' fashioned way; a SINGING battle!" Poppy Said, Making Jazz Hands
"A singing battle?" Floyd Said, Raising His Eyebrow
"Yeah! After all, it doesnt take a GENIUS to figure out that we're ALL great singers so this is sure to be interesting!" Poppy Seemed Pretty Proud
"I mean, sure—"
"Great! Glad to see we're all on the same page!" Poppy Skips To The Fridge And Grabs A Soda Bottle
"Poppy, this isn't a microphone..." Viva Said
"Well, no S***! But we dont have any mic here! Plus this is the closest thing! Just flip it upside down!" Poppy Said "Who's going first?"
Clay's Eyes Lit Up And He Got A Devious Idea "Hey, I think Floyd should go first!"
Bruce And John Were Confused At First, But Then They Realized What Was Happening "Yeahh, Floyd has an amazing voice! He should go first!" Bruce Said
"I second that!" John Said
"Me? Why me? I mean, I already KNOW I sound great, but how come I gotta go first? What are you idiots up to..?" Floyd Raised His Eyebrow
"Nothing! Just feel like you should go first!" Clay Said
"Oooookayyyyyyyyy......" Floyd Cleared His Throat
"Oh! And one more thing! Could ya rap?" John Dory Pointed Out
"Rap? But rapping is usually Clay's job...?" Floyd Was Getting Suspicious
"Nahhh, you have potential! You just gotta know how to use it!" Bruce Said
"Okie dokie...I better not regret this...." Floyd Cleared His Throat Again As His 3 Other Brothers Snickered, Knowing Fully Floyd CAN'T Rap
"Ahem, ahem... CHilLiN oN tHe WeEkENd LiKe uSuAL🎶
WaTcHinG sPonGebOb aNd sCoOby dOobY dOo
sHe riPpeD oUt mY hEarT LiKe A- 🎶"
The Other Bros Couldn't Help But Fall On The Floor Laughing
"What's so funny guys? I honestly thought he sounded alright for someone who doesn't rap!" Branch Said
"Oh that's not why we're laughing! We're not laughing at HOW he sounds, we're laughing at the LYRICS! 🤣" John Dory Said
"Oh god, Floyd gotta hand it to ya, that might have been the FUNNIEST freestyle I've ever heard!" Bruce Said, Trying To Catch His Breath
"Phew..Oh! Oh, holy s*** that was funny as hell!" Clay Said
Floyd Just Stared Down At His Brothers, Dusted Himself Off, And Handed The Soda Bottle Back To Poppy
"Alright, normally I would never do anything as buffoonish as what they just did, but if you don't wanna see none of this, I suggest turning around, it's gonna get messy..." Floyd Said
"Yo, what are you going to do to them?! 😨" Viva Asked, Kinda Concerned
"Don't worry about it." Floyd Said, Breathing Heavily
Floyd Turned Back To His Idiotic Brothers, Cleared His Throat And Jumped On Them To...Probably, Maybebly Obliterate Them
"YOU STUPID F***S! I'M GONNA RIP ALL 3 OF YOU CHUCKLEHEADS APART! IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR HAIR MAKE A SWEATER OUT OF IT, AND MAKE YOU DUMBASSES WEAR IT!!!" Floyd Was Clearing Going Through It
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" John, Bruce, And Clay Ran Around The House Screaming Like Little Girls
Branch Sighs "We haven't even been here for an hour! Can you guys cut it out!"
Suddenly, Everyone Stops Moving
"Ookay, ya know what? Singing battles are SOO 90s, amirite! Let's just.....go swim outside!" Poppy Said
Everyone Seemed To Agree With That, And In 10 Minutes, They All Came Out, Summer Ready
Poppy Flexes Her New Dress "Branch! Branch! Like the dress Satin and Chenille made me? Isn't it so girlypop!" Poppy Twirled Around
"Yeah, it is and..wait. Did you just say girlypop?" Branch Said
"Yeah! Girlypop! I learned it from Viva!" Poppy Said
John Dory Comes Down, But Something's Off
Poppy And Branch Begin To Laugh "BAHGAHSHAHAHAHSHA!! WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU WEARING?! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO A..A...BLT PROTEST!"
John Dory Looked Down At His Camo Shorts "Hey! I look more respectable this way! Plus these are from my abs era, AKA one of my best moments in time!"
Bruce Came Down, Changing Nothing But His Hair "Or your most embarrassing moment! You had two abs and two abs only! I had at least 8 when we were kids! Get on my level, second choice!"
"BITC—!" Before John Could Finish His Sentence, Clay Came Down, Wearing The Summer Sweater Romper
"Goddamn it, this thing is tight!" Clay Said, Tried To Adjust His Outfit Like Its A Turtleneck
"Lemme guess, Viva bought this for you?" Bruce Said
"Yeah, but she DIY-ed it"
After A While, Everyone Noticed Floyd And Viva Were Taking Their Sweet Time While John Was Growing Impatient
"HURRY THR F*** UP GUYS! THETES A BIG ASS OCEAN WITH MY NAME ON IT AND I'D LIKE TO GO IN IT PLEASE!!" John Yelled
"Jeez, JD, is it ever that serious?" Floyd Yelled As He Came Down
"Finally! Now let's go!" Clay Said, Holding A Unicorn Floaty
"Wait! We can leave when Viva gets here! VIVA GET DOWN HERE RIGHT F***ING NOW!!" Poppy Yelled
Viva Walked Downstairs Wearing The Same Black Cape "Get a load of this!" Viva Ripped Off The Cape, Exposing The New Bathing Suit She Had Been Working On
"WOWWWW!!!" Poppy Said "Viva you look amazing!"
Clay Was Seen Drooling "Holy s***........"
Bruce Starts To Chuckle "Someone's down bad..!"
"A-am not! B***h!" Clay Turns Away Crossing His Arms
"C'mon, ya sissies! Shut up so we can get WET!" John Yelled Out, Eager
"....."
"....."
"🤨"
"What? What'd I say?" John Shrugged
"Y-you don't...? N-nevermind. Let's GOOOOO!!!" Branch Said
They All Run Out Of The Beach House And Have The Time Of Their Stupid Lives Playin On The Beach And In The Water (With Rhonda Sleeping Under, Peacefully 😌)
~ NEXT EPISODE: BIG TOP SHINY 🎩 ~