Firey: man its boring as shit here
Leafy: theres 7375639028176475958276161839857562719108375 fucking rides and you call this place boring??
Firey: yeh
Leafy: fuck you
Firey jr: hey lets go on the pirates of the carribean ride
Firey: ok
*ride*
Firey: this is boring as fuck
Jack sparrow: oh man i love being a scalawag
Amber turd: hi jack sparrow
Jack sparrow: uh hey who the are you
Amber turd: *cries like a bitch*
Jack sparrow: what the fuck
Amber turd: HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
Jack sparrow: uh no i literally did nothing
Amber turd: YOU SON OF A BITCH *cuts his finger off*
Jack sparrow: OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT
Amber turd: *cries loud as fuck* HES FUCKING YELLING AT ME
Jack sparrow: OF COURSE IM FUCKING YELLING AT YOU YOU CUT OF MY GODDAMN FINGER
Firey: wow this is so entertaining
Firey jr: its so lifelike
Leafy: its like that whiny bitch actually cut his finger off
Jack sparrow: ITS BECAUSE SHE FUCKING DID
Amber turd: I SHOULDNT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT! MY DOG JUST STEPPED ON A BEE! I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Warner bros: oh there you are amber tu- uh i mean heard
Amber turd: ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU CAME TO SAVE MY ASS
Warner bros: oh and jack sparrow?
Jack sparrow: yeh
Warner bros: you're fired
Jack sparrow: o_o
Disney: you're also fired
Jack sparrow: O_O
Firey: wait what the shit
Eraser: idk man this is prolly a metaphor or smth
Blocky: metaphors suck
Pen: n-not as much as i suck your d-dick~
*starts sucking blocky off*
Firey: the shit
*later*
Mickey: well, well, well if it isnt the gays
Blocky: yeh
Mickey: that wasnt a fucking question
Blocky: oh
Mickey: time for you motherfuckers to die >:)
Blocky: no u bitch *shoots him*
Mickey: *dodges* cant touch this bitch
Eraser: *shoots him*
Mickey: *dodges* jesus christ why are there so fucking many
Disney: hey you cant fight
Mickey: why the fuck not
Disney: there are shitty kids watching
Firey jr: kill him! Kill him!
Grassy: stab him in the stomach mickey!
Rocky: bleh
Mickey: oh hey there are $9999999999999999999999999999999 souvenirs over there
Firey jr + the other shitty kids: *runs away*
Disney: oh carry on then
Mickey: now lets finish his
Blocky: COME AND FIGHT ME YOU BIG PUSSY *jumps onto the epcot ball*
Pen: epcot~
Mickey: *jumps*
Mickey: you ruined my theme park, and now im gonna fuck you
*silence*
Goofy: its "fuck you up" not "fuck you" *goofy ahh laugh*
Peter: holy crap this reminds me of the time i stole a joke from hazbin hotel. Nehehehehehehehe
Mickey: SHUT THE HELL UP *shoots peter to death*
Blocky: hey battle's over here dickwad
Mickey: dont you EVER CALL ME A DICKWAD, BITCH *shoots blocky*
Blocky: *dodges* so its war you want eh? *shoots mickey 9999999999999999999999 times*
Mickey: *dodges it every fucking time* NIGHTY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER *throws a syringe at blocky*
Pen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *goes in front of blocky*
Blocky: what the fuck?
Pen: i-i took a bullet for you daddy
Blocky: bitch what, that was a syringe dumbass
Pen: w-woah i feel weird~
Mickey: oh yeah thats because i put heroin in it
Blocky: you DID WHAT
Pen: f-fuck~ it feels so good in my v-veins~
Blocky: BUT I WANTED SOME *rips out pen's veins and eats them*
Firey: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Invader zim: ah fellow organ eater eh?
Moxxie: why the fuck do you sound like me
Invader zim: because we have the same voice actor you fuckin dumbass
Mickey: at least thats one less gay person in the world
Pencil: omg, like, i love you bestie!
Match: lets make out!
*making out*
Mickey: wait what the fuck
Fanny: I HATE YOU BITCH
Bubble: well oi love you mate
*australian making out noises*
Mickey: NO
Tree: crumpets and tea luv
Black hole: i love it when you talk British to me
*sucks up tree*
Mickey: THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Bracelety: f-fuck please yell at me mommy~
Icy: YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING YELL AT YOU, YOU DUMB BITCH?
*aggressive making out noises*
Mickey: THE GAYS
Flower: i havent appeared in this probably ever
Ruby: neither have i
*confused making out*
Mickey: THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Blocky: suck on deez nuts bitch *stags mickey with a katana*
Leafy: where the fuck did he get a katana
Firey: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mickey: OW YOU LITTLE BITCH
Blocky: get naed naed motherfucker *pushes him off the epcot ball*
Mickey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies to death*
Blocky: HAHA! Another successful prank bitch! Hahahaha!
Police fucker: HEY! YOUR UNDER ARREST BITCH!
Blocky: oh shit *runs away*
Police fucker: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE *chases him*
Firey: well that was fucking fun
Leafy: lets go here again someday
Firey jr: i think i accidentally ate an edible from that weird ass dog guy