bridgettesurfsofficial
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bridgettesurfsofficial me n my wife @heatherkasu [📸by a random guy we met there]
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noahstere.cra finally. you arent glued to geoff's face.
bridgettesurfsofficial im so happy i moved on 🥰🥰🥰
partyonlyguys WHAT :((
heatherkasu literally the night of my life
bridgettesurfsofficial except we got the worst hungover of 2024
heatherkasu haha yeah
partyonlyguys YOU DIDNT INVITE ME :(
bridgettesurfsofficial geoff, you were in alabama and you had covid.
partyonlyguys I PERSONALLY FEEL BETRAYED
partyonlyguys JAMAICA THEYRE TRAPPED DOWN IN JAMAICA TEHEY CANT EVEN JAPARTY ITS SO UNFAIR
courtneyxxcit wgatever
bridgettesurfsofficial ITS OKAY GEOFFY POO I MISS YOU SO MUCH
partyonlyguys I MISS YOU TOO
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total drama fuckers
duncan: [VOICE RECORDING] noah, ever since i met you on the show i fell in love with your beautiful hair and brown eyes that could burn a million bonfires. you put out all the rest of the torches of women who i thought could hold my heart. i love you courtney i meant noah. fuck how do i turn this off
courtney: 👀
noah: wow
noah: 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
cody: me n u
noah: yes
leshawna: i genuinely cannot tell if you two are joking at this point
noah: anyways my turn to send the stupid love letter i wrote for duncan
noah: [VOICE RECORDING] duncan, every day i wait for a chance to see your ugly silver piercings and grass block highlighter hair. i just want to run my fingers *snorts* fuck off cody. anyways. i just want to run my fingers through your musty greasy hair and look into those swamp water eyes of yours. i love you. will you be my husband *cackle* FUCK OFF COD-
duncan: no
cody: HhjkhJKSJSDJJHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
noah: FUCK OFF
cody: more like fuck ME
alejandro: IS THIS SATIRE?????
alejandro: ARE YOU GUYS JOKING AT THIS POINT
gwen: DAMN HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU FUCKING
cody: too many to count
courtney: aside from that, duncan the walking ick
gwen: i dunno what i saw in him
duncan: cmon you two are supposed to support me
heather: what's happening here?
heather: oh.
heather: ew.
cody: its your and gwen's turn now
heather: i was hoping you would forget that. fine.
heather: [VOICE RECORDING] if you thought i was gonna send some stupid sentimental shit you're wrong, but since alejandro is threatening me by throwing me into the pool with duncan's stupid crocodile banana, i'll do it. *cough* you're so ugly it makes me want to cry. your eyes are blue like my skin when i got trapped in the fridge, and yet you still make me want to throw up. god forbid, i love you. will you marry me and make me the happiest woman in the whole world? stay with me forever, gwen, never leave me. *snort* THERE, are you happy? {alejandro} yes, very. but instead of saying cry, you could've said cum. {heather} fuck i forgot to shut it
cody: ok idk if justin is online or not but my turn now
cody: [VOICE RECORDING] justin, being in the drama brothers with you is one of my greatest proudest moments in life. when i see you i cry, my eyes are wet and i hope it wasn't guy sweat but your chiseled good looks make me want to get on my knees and bow down to you, you are as beautiful as a god. *sobs* HELP ME NOA-
noah: not your stupid drama brother song.
cody: :(
justin: i am not beautiful i am handsom
justin: do i have to?
heather: well i did, so you have to.
justin: fine, but it's gonna be short cos im in the uber
justin: [VOICE RECORDING] my oh my cody you are the most beautiful man i have ever seen. i wish i could wake up next to you every morning and look into your gorgeous brown eyes. how it would feel to have my lips sliding against your- TRENT I KNOW WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS JESU-
trent: sorry hes a bit unhinged
cody: 😭😭😭
leshawna: im gonna be sister thunderthighs and offer myself to say smth
leshawna: [VOICE RECORDING] trent, even though i havent known you for that long i find myself starstruck when you are around. you are an angel sent from above and you will always be my sugar baby *cackles* AHAHA i cant do this
harold: leshawna :(
leshawna: ITS A JOKE hunny bun
leshawna: anyways its harold and alejandros turn
courtney: im so happy i didnt have to write one
cody: just you wait
courtney: fuck
harold: [VOICE RECORDING] alejandro you are like the circumference to my radius. you are the oxygen to my hydrogen. whenever i see you i want to do a science experiment. whenever you turn up i want to draw a graph and highlight the y and x axis.
alejandro: what the fuck
heather: also alejandro will NOT be doing one because he will say unspeakable things, so courtney i guess you're up.
courtney: what? no.
cody: yes
courtney: why does alejandro get to skip?
noah: do we really want to hear him spitting cum and erections
duncan: yes
heather: correct answer is NO
gwen: men are all gay
trent: eh
courtney: FINE.
courtney: [VOICE RECORDING] i literally don't wanna do this, but here we go. harold you doth teach the torches to burn bright. your ranga crusty oily hair gives me the ick but i just want to hold you in my arms all the time. you make me happy, my family happy. will you marry me.
courtney: i hate myself
cody: congrats!!!
noah: join the club
gwen: thats it i guess 😭
bridgette: what happened here-