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❝Alastor: I AM NOT A CIRCUS. SINCERELY ALASTOR Vox: You won't let me touch your urine :((❞ • where charlie ma... More

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angel's poorly directed porno

Alastor: HOW DO YOU DO WHAT THE COOL KIDS CALL "BLOCKING" ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE? SINCERELY ALASTOR

Husk: i don't think we should give you that power

Alastor: PLEASE. VOX WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Charlie: Why don't we add him so we can tell him to stop bothering you? :D

Alastor: NO. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vaggie: charlie no

Charlie added Vox to the group chat!

Vox: What the fuck is this

Charlie: I request that you stop bothering Alastor! It's not very nice and it's causing him some stress :D

Vox: Me bothering HIM??? NUH UH HE STARTED IT

Alastor: I DID NOT START IT. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vox: Why is he typing in caps

Vox: Why is he signing off

Vox: What is going on.

Angel Dust: i think you should leave now

Vox: ANGEL DUST?? Oh fuck yeah hold on

Vox added two contacts to the group chat!

Velvette: vox if this is another scam group chat i'm not interested

Valentino: Holy shit is that Angel Dust???

Angel Dust: fuck

Husk: charlie why did you allow this to happen

Charlie: I didn't know he could do that D:

Vaggie: quick remove them

Charlie: That's so mean :((

Valentino: Reminder that we're still here

Husk: shut your diddly ass up slut

Sir Pentious: REAL

Valentino: Do you want to fight?

Husk: square up moth face

Valentino: Wow. Kitten got claws

Angel Dust: charlie mute valentino

Valentino: MUTE ME?? I'LL MUTE YOU WITH THIS DICK

Charlie muted Valentino for 24 hours

Niffty: DESERVED

Vox: Has Alastor died? I haven't heard from him

Alastor: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vox: I am NOT obsessed with you. Just praying that you died in a terrible accident

Velvette: you are kind of obsessed with him

Vox: CHARLIE MUTE VEL

Charlie: She's spitting facts so I won't :D

Vaggie: as long as we don't add any other people to this group chat, it will slowly fizzle out until we don't use it anymore

Charlie added two contacts to the group chat!

Charlie: What was that Vaggie?? :)

Lucifer: OMG OMG IM IN A GROUP CHAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS IM ACCEPTED

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Lucifer: guys??

Vox: Lmao what a loser

Lucifer: :((

Vaggie: sir you're literally the king of hell just kill him

Lucifer: that's so meannnn

Lilith: I'll do it

Lucifer: my love :D

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Lucifer: ;-;

Alastor: GET FUCKED. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vox: Oh so you pay attention to HIM but not me

Alastor: HE'S THE KING OF HELL. OF COURSE I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO HIM AND NOT SOME LOW LIFE WHO IS OBSESSED WITH ME. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vox: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN OFF EVERY TEXT MESSAGE WITH YOUR NAME

Vox: IT'S NOT A LETTER IT IS A TEXT

Velvette: you didn't even clock that he said low life

Vox: WHAT

Charlie: Hold on guys, Emily wants to join :D

Lucifer: oh no

Charlie added Emily to the group chat!

Niffty: STAB STAB STAB

Angel Dust: i agree

Vaggie: emily is actually on our side

Sir Pentious: We stan :S

Husk: who taught him that

Emily: Hey guys!!

Emily added 3 contacts to the group chat!

Adam: WHAT THE FUCK

Lute: EMILY WHY ARE WE IN A GROUP CHAT OF DEMONS

Sera: Is this really appropriate Emily?

Vox: Is that fucking Adam

Lucifer: well shit

Sera: Ah hello Lucifer

Lucifer: nuh uh

Angel Dust: on a completely irrelevant note has anyone seen fat nuggets

Adam: fat nuggets like my balls

Angel Dust: no fat nuggets like my hell pig

Adam: why would you name it fat nuggets

Angel Dust: because he's fat and looks like a raw chicken nugget

Adam: fair

Niffty: HE'S WITH ME I AM FEEDING HIM FLESH

Vaggie: where the fuck did you get flesh from

Niffty: ALASTOR

Alastor: I GAVE HER SOME OF MY VENISON. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Vox: I forgot you're a brainless cannibal

Alastor: AT LEAST I DON'T SHORT CIRCUIT WHEN AROUND SOMEONE I LIKE. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Lucifer: oooooh burn

Alastor: AT LEAST I HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Lucifer: i was on YOUR SIDE

Alastor: OH. SINCERELY ALASTOR

Charlie: Guys let's not fight! Remember we are all in need of redemption so we should all get along!

Adam: i don't need redemption

Lucifer: no you need shock therapy

Adam: therapy these balls

Charlie added Rosie to the group chat!

Rosie: Oh darlings isn't this exciting!!

Charlie: Hey Rosie :D

Alastor: ROSIE, MY BEST FRIEND! SINCERELY ALASTOR

Rosie: Does he type this every time

Vox: Yes he does. I'm going to lose my freakin marbles

Lucifer: it's so nice to be in the same group chat as my subjects :,)

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