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Alastor: HOW DO YOU DO WHAT THE COOL KIDS CALL "BLOCKING" ON YOUR MOBILE PHONE? SINCERELY ALASTOR
Husk: i don't think we should give you that power
Alastor: PLEASE. VOX WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Charlie: Why don't we add him so we can tell him to stop bothering you? :D
Alastor: NO. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vaggie: charlie no
Charlie added Vox to the group chat!
Vox: What the fuck is this
Charlie: I request that you stop bothering Alastor! It's not very nice and it's causing him some stress :D
Vox: Me bothering HIM??? NUH UH HE STARTED IT
Alastor: I DID NOT START IT. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: Why is he typing in caps
Vox: Why is he signing off
Vox: What is going on.
Angel Dust: i think you should leave now
Vox: ANGEL DUST?? Oh fuck yeah hold on
Vox added two contacts to the group chat!
Velvette: vox if this is another scam group chat i'm not interested
Valentino: Holy shit is that Angel Dust???
Angel Dust: fuck
Husk: charlie why did you allow this to happen
Charlie: I didn't know he could do that D:
Vaggie: quick remove them
Charlie: That's so mean :((
Valentino: Reminder that we're still here
Husk: shut your diddly ass up slut
Sir Pentious: REAL
Valentino: Do you want to fight?
Husk: square up moth face
Valentino: Wow. Kitten got claws
Angel Dust: charlie mute valentino
Valentino: MUTE ME?? I'LL MUTE YOU WITH THIS DICK
Charlie muted Valentino for 24 hours
Niffty: DESERVED
Vox: Has Alastor died? I haven't heard from him
Alastor: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME? SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: I am NOT obsessed with you. Just praying that you died in a terrible accident
Velvette: you are kind of obsessed with him
Vox: CHARLIE MUTE VEL
Charlie: She's spitting facts so I won't :D
Vaggie: as long as we don't add any other people to this group chat, it will slowly fizzle out until we don't use it anymore
Charlie added two contacts to the group chat!
Charlie: What was that Vaggie?? :)
Lucifer: OMG OMG IM IN A GROUP CHAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS IM ACCEPTED
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Lucifer: guys??
Vox: Lmao what a loser
Lucifer: :((
Vaggie: sir you're literally the king of hell just kill him
Lucifer: that's so meannnn
Lilith: I'll do it
Lucifer: my love :D
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Lucifer: ;-;
Alastor: GET FUCKED. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: Oh so you pay attention to HIM but not me
Alastor: HE'S THE KING OF HELL. OF COURSE I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO HIM AND NOT SOME LOW LIFE WHO IS OBSESSED WITH ME. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN OFF EVERY TEXT MESSAGE WITH YOUR NAME
Vox: IT'S NOT A LETTER IT IS A TEXT
Velvette: you didn't even clock that he said low life
Vox: WHAT
Charlie: Hold on guys, Emily wants to join :D
Lucifer: oh no
Charlie added Emily to the group chat!
Niffty: STAB STAB STAB
Angel Dust: i agree
Vaggie: emily is actually on our side
Sir Pentious: We stan :S
Husk: who taught him that
Emily: Hey guys!!
Emily added 3 contacts to the group chat!
Adam: WHAT THE FUCK
Lute: EMILY WHY ARE WE IN A GROUP CHAT OF DEMONS
Sera: Is this really appropriate Emily?
Vox: Is that fucking Adam
Lucifer: well shit
Sera: Ah hello Lucifer
Lucifer: nuh uh
Angel Dust: on a completely irrelevant note has anyone seen fat nuggets
Adam: fat nuggets like my balls
Angel Dust: no fat nuggets like my hell pig
Adam: why would you name it fat nuggets
Angel Dust: because he's fat and looks like a raw chicken nugget
Adam: fair
Niffty: HE'S WITH ME I AM FEEDING HIM FLESH
Vaggie: where the fuck did you get flesh from
Niffty: ALASTOR
Alastor: I GAVE HER SOME OF MY VENISON. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Vox: I forgot you're a brainless cannibal
Alastor: AT LEAST I DON'T SHORT CIRCUIT WHEN AROUND SOMEONE I LIKE. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Lucifer: oooooh burn
Alastor: AT LEAST I HAVE PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Lucifer: i was on YOUR SIDE
Alastor: OH. SINCERELY ALASTOR
Charlie: Guys let's not fight! Remember we are all in need of redemption so we should all get along!
Adam: i don't need redemption
Lucifer: no you need shock therapy
Adam: therapy these balls
Charlie added Rosie to the group chat!
Rosie: Oh darlings isn't this exciting!!
Charlie: Hey Rosie :D
Alastor: ROSIE, MY BEST FRIEND! SINCERELY ALASTOR
Rosie: Does he type this every time
Vox: Yes he does. I'm going to lose my freakin marbles
Lucifer: it's so nice to be in the same group chat as my subjects :,)
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