and a.. three... two... one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRANCH!
...
B: Mm.. a bird day?
F: Noo silly! A Birth-day!
B: Oh phew! I don't like birds.
JD: Yeah! Happy Birthday, Bitty B!
B: Thank yue!
S: Dude! You're like three now! You're a big boy! We're gonna make your fav-
{John Dory nudges Spruce}
JD: SHH! Don't tell him!
S: Oh, okay.
{Branch was wearing his bunny pajamas}
C: Anyways, what do you want to do today birthday boy?
B: I know! Lets go collect sticks!
C: Uh, why?
B: I like sticks!
{Rosiepuff comes into the room}
RP: Happy Birthday Branch!!
B: Grammy!!
RP: How's my three year old grandson doing?
B: Goood! I'm gunna go with Floyd to get sticks!
F: Sticks?
B: Yea!
(OMG HE CAN SAY YEA NOWW!!! Anyways, on with the story!)
F: Why?
C: THATS WHAT I'M SAYING!
B: I like them.
F: Okay, Sure!
RP: You all can go outside and hang out with Branch today! It's a beautiful day outside!
JD: Alright Gram!
S: Got it!
C: Alright.
F: Okay!
B: Yayy!! I'm gonna hang out with my awesome brothers!
{Branch smiled}
RP: I'll be inside making Branch's fluffleberry birthday cake!
B: OOH YAYY!!!
S: So I can't say that?
JD: Yeah-
{The brothers went outside to collect sticks for Branch}
B: I declaur whoever bring me lots of sticks is winner!
C: Ehum, declare, Branch.
B: eUgHm. its ack-a-shully "FROND", Clay.
C: Nonsense.
B: Yea, I'm still Branch heh-
F: Ooh Frond sounds like a good name, then we could be matching because both of our names would start with an F!
B: Yea! Maybe I'll change it wen I learn to be chill like you!
JD: Pfft- Branch? Calm? sure..?
S: You? John Dory? Calm? NEVER!
JD: Hey! You take that back!
S: Nope!
{The two chased each other}
S: AAHHH!
JD: I'LL CATCH YOU!!!
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C: Mm, is this stick good enough?
B: Sure!
F: Ooh! Leaves!
{Floyd collected leaves instead}
C: What is Floyd doing?
B: I don't know.
{Floyd is making something}
C: Yo, Floyd, whacha doing?
F: AH! Uhm, I'm making a leaf vest!
C: Ooh, never knew you were so good at making clothing.
F: Oh, its just one of my many hidden talents.
C: Yep.
B: YEA! Floyd can play guitar supper good!
C: Super. Branch. Not supper.
B: eHuHmgHum. "Frond" Clay. not Branch.
C: Alrighto, Frond. .. PFFT- AHAHAHA-
B: Nooo I'm Branch!
C: Didn't you just- Nevermind.
B: Hehheh-
{Branch stuffed some sticks into his hair}
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{They were outside in the hot sun collecting sticks. The boys wanted to have a break and drink some slushies!}
B: SLUSHY!!!
F: YEEAAH!
C: WOOOO!!!
JD: Finally. I was getting tired of chasing you.
S: I was getting tired of running.
JD: Mmkay.
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{The brothers got their slushies and were enjoying them in the warm sun}
B: Num num!
F: I lovee raspberry slushies!
B: I like blue!
C: Lemons got to be the best! Eh? Eh?
JD: Mm.. no sorry bro.
S: Isn't that like yellow snow?
C: It's literally summer, Spruce!
S: I know.
C: Psh- I'll get some napkins.
{Clay went to go get napkins}
JD: Alright, thanks bro!
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{Branch got hit by a squish ball}
B: Gah-
{Branch fell down making his slushy go down with him}
B: Oof!
{Branch was glittery and sticky}
B: Eeww!
F: *gasp* Branch! Are you okay?!
B: *cough cough* Yea-
JD: Who the hell did that?!
S: Yeah! Show yourself!
Troll: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit him!
{John Dory looked at the little scared troll}
JD: Uhh.. its fine..
Troll: Sorry!
{The little troll ran away}
[Clay came back]
C: What on earth happened?! I was gone for.. TWO SECONDS!
S: Uhh-
JD: You tell him.
S: No you.
F: Well.. Branch got hit by a squish ball and uh.. this happened.
C: Uh..
JD: Okay.. lets just get cleaned up and go home..
S: Yeah..
B: *sniffle*
F: Its okay Branch!
B: Ookay..
{Floyd held Branch's hand and they walked to the pod together with the others following behind them}
[At the pod]
RP: Oh my! What happened?
JD: Augh.. Slushies happened.
RP: Uh, care to explain more?
JD: Yeah, well he got hit by a squish ball.
S: Yeah! Some random troll hit him.
RP: Oh.. did they apologize?
JD: Yeah.
{Rosiepuff wipes the glitter and sticky slushy off of Branch}
B: Can yue wash my bunny pajamas too?
RP: Of course.
F: Ooh bunny pajamas,
C: Funny pajamas, Ahah-
B: My bunny pajamas!!
JD: Ooh! Branch's little song.
B: I'll make one about being a big boy too!
S: Do it later.
B: Ookay!
[Later]
Happy Birthday toooo yooouuu!
C: YOU LIVE INNN AAA ZOOOOO!
Happy Birthday toooooo yoouuuu!
C: YOUU LOOOK LIKE A MOONNNKKEEEYYY!!!
Happy Birthday dear Brraannncchhh!
C: ANNDDD YOOOUUU SMELLL LIKE ONNEEE TOOOO!!!
Happy Birthday tooo youu!!
{Branch blew out his candles}
F: Woo! Happy Birthday Branch!
B: Yeaa!!
S: Alright! Here's your gift.
JD: Yeah, here's one from me.
C: And me.
F: Me me me too!
RP: Don't forget mine, Branch!
B: Wooowww!! All gifts for me?
F: Yeah!!
JD: Of course! Why wouldn't there be?
B: YAY!!!
{Branch opened the gift from Grandma Rosiepuff first}
B: Oooh! A hat! Thank yue Grammy!!!
RP: No problem, dear! And its a macramé hat!
B: I luvee it!!
{Branch put it on his head}
B: I wanna open Floyd's next, then Clay's, then Jon's, then Spruce.
JD: Alright.
S: Dang baby. That hits hard.
B: Heheh- Sorry Spruce!
F: Yeeaah! Open mine!
{Branch opened the gift from Floyd}
B: Ooh! puzzles yayy!! Thanks, Floyd!
F: Yep! Also, there is a card in there too!
{Branch opens the card which had Floyd and Branch on a rainbow}
B: I luveee itt!!! Yay!
C: Alright, Bitty B! Take my gift!
B: Ookay!
{Branch opens the gift from Clay}
B: OOOOOHHHH!!!.. Um.. what is it?
C: It's literally a book. What do you mean?!
B: Oh. Um, Thanks Clay!!
C: Its called "How to Be Smart, For Dummies"
{Branch is trying so hard not to try to decline Clay's gift and give it back to him}
{John Dory passes his gift to Branch}
JD: Here ya go, Branch!
{Branch opens the gift from John Dory}
B: Ooh.. a notebook?
JD: Yeah! To write songs and stuff!
B: Can I draw in it?
JD: Um, sure!
B: Yay!
S: NOW OPEN MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: Ookay!
{Branch opens the gift from Spruce}
B: Ooh a.. bottle?
S: Yeah, its skin care.
B: Why?
S: So your face doesn't get ugly like John's.
JD: HEY! Just because I don't do skin care, I am still very handsome.
S: In your dreams.
JD: Ugh.
B: Heheh-
S: Anyways, Happy Birthday Brancho!
F: Yeah! Happy Birthday!
C: Happy Birthday Bitty B!
JD: Happy Birthday!
B: Thank yue guys!
S: Lets hear your song now!
B: Ookay! I'll write it in my notebook!
JD: Alright! Lets hear it!
F: Yeah!
B:
This is my big boy dance
Little Branch wears the big boy pants
He pulls them up, up, up
He pulls them down, down, down
F: Ooh nice song!
B: I'll add more someday!
C: Ew Branch what the-
B: Whut?
C: Nevermind.
B: Ack-a-shully, its "Frond".. Here!
{Branch throws a book at Clay}
C: Oof- Uh.
{Clay read the title "How to Be Smart, For Dummies"}
S: Woahh, insulted by a baby!
B: I'm a big boy!
JD: HAHAH-
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