Percy Jackson - No Homo

By UwUBunnyBoy69

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Welcome to the official universe 3 of No Homo (The Trilogy). These books will be written in between each book... More

Prolouge
Chapter 1 Part 1 - Zeus's Wrath
Chapter 1 Part 2 - Hade's Helm
Chapter 1 Part 3 - Poseidon's Trident
Chapter 3 Part 1 - Overwhelming Sensation
Chapter 3 Part 2 - Questionable Quest
Chapter 4 - Slaying the Dark Heart
Chapter 5 Part 1 - The Godly Restaurant
Chapter 5 Part 2 - Golden Carnival
Chapter 6 - Delivery's Fee
Chapter 7 - Under the Underworld?
Chapter 8 - Godly Altercation
DLC - Questioning Future

Chapter 2 - Flooded with Electric Fire

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By UwUBunnyBoy69

James's Perspective

Before yesterday, I was known as "The Unclaimed." And then, after these random guys show up, everyone remembers me and actually treats me like a normal person. Well, it's quite nice for now until the cycle repeats and I'm left stuck here as unclaimed. Not even my friends will care.

Kieran's Perspective

Look at this shit hole. It looks like it hasn't been cleaned for weeks and the guy in here hasn't showered for months. Well, time to meet my other cabin mates. Yay. First to walk in is this guy called Victor. He seems pretty chill aside from the fact he came in crying about some random ex. And also he's obsessed with water? Bit weird if you ask me. Oh my god. Fuck off. No. Fucking Chuuya is here. The rich swine. I mean their whole view on being Zeus's child is so misogynistic, i mean clearly he would want a daughter so he could screw them like Aphrodite. Maybe that's why he left their life. Went to go get the milk, specifically the breast kind. Also don't they know the Big 3 vowed to never have children? We'll all probably end up serving some random messenger god, what's their name? Hermes, I think. I mean look at us theirs no way we could be special.

"ATTENTION EVERYONE! DUE TO NEW GUESTS, A CLAIMING CEREMONY HAS BEEN ORDERED BY MULTIPLE ANONYMOUS GODS!"

Well guess that will be our little proof.

Narrator's Perspective

*We are now in a great hall with candles lighting up the area. It is filled with foods of all kinds from all different cultures*

"We now present our first child, Chuuya. Chuuya, you are hereby declared the son of Zeus!"

"Our second child, meet Kieran. Kieran you are hereby declared the son of Hades"

"Our final child, meet Victor. Victor you are hereby declared the son of Poseideon!"

"Let's now toast, to the new Big 3!"

"What the fuck just happened" muttered Victor, Kieran and Chuuya collectively.

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