"My little Pahkitew friends!!" group chat
Leonard: me and my fellow wizards on the way to save the kingdom of the scary witch that cursed everyone (we're going to Sugar's house to take my ultimate and magic potion)
Beardo: ✌🏿
Sugar: your magic potion is mine Harry Potter wannabe!!
Ella: Sugar give them back the magic potion! it's not yours! :((
Dave: Magic does NOT exist, it's not logical
Shawn: OH OH JASMINE, SAMMY CAN WE
Sammy: please! :D
Jasmine: sure thing!
Shawn: what is logical?
Sammy: Is logical?
Jasmine: Well I can't tell
Shawn: well I can't tell
Max: EVIL IS JOINING!!!
Max: you see the differences
Max: you see the differences!!
Max: THE DIFFERENCES!!!
Amy: your ass is so pathetic samey omg 💀
Amy: and Max too 💀
Jasmine: leave my pookie alone!
Scarlet: I'm sorry- pookie?
Topher: Hey guys did you know that I have a pookie wookie bookie cutie patootie booboo bear with frosted whipped cream sprinkles and cherry on top?
Dave: a what? are you crazy?
Topher: you ARE crazy
Dave: look who's talking 💀
Sky: look who's talking 💀
Dave: Sky 😘😍😘😍😘😘🤩🤩😘😘😍😘🥰😍
Dave: fucking traitor 💀💀💀💀
Dave: I love you bitch
Amy: talking about crazy lol
Amy: Like Samey
Sammy: leave me alone, Amy :(
Amy: skill issue lol
Ella: Amy that's not very nice!
Amy: whatever
Rodney: I never... fail to tell when love is in the air...
Rodney: and Amy feels love...
Rodney: for...
Amy removed Rodney from the group chat.
Amy: not for your lame ass
Scarlet: it doesn't pain me to say that I am relieved he is gone
Max: evil AGREES!
Ella: @Topher, who's your pookie wookie bookie cutie patootie booboo bear with frosted whipped cream sprinkles and cherry on top? :3
Ella: did you get a partner? :D
Topher: with my handsome face and the Topher experience boys and girls drool over me, but only one guy caught my attention... I'll say who is it next time on! My! Little! Pahkitew! Friends!
Ella: ohh but I want to know D:
Topher: It's Lighting!
Ella: oh! I've heard of him!
Ella: he's a friend of my girlfriend!
Sugar: you have a WHAT
Ella: a girlfriend! :33
Sugar: HOW??
Ella: the power of love! :DD
Leonard: me with my loyal wizard friend heading back to the kingdom to hide the magic potion in a safe place where the malevolent witch can't find it (Beardo and I are heading back you our house with the magic potion)
Beardo: reeeeaaaaaaaaal
Sugar: magic man!!!! give me back the magic potion!
Leonard: NEVERR
Topher: who's going to help me kill my ex crush (kill Chris) (to become a better host than him) (not sure if im going to miss him or not)
Dave: am I the only sane person here?
Sky: quite the opposite
Dave: stop it with the sarcasm! you remind me of my cousin!
Sky: Noah is way nicer than you 🤞
Ella: Dave! is Noah your cousin? :3
Dave: yea, we don't talk much tho
Ella: my cousin is Gwen! what a surprise, to think that our cousins met! •∆•
Dave: ig
Ella: do you think they're friends ^-^?
Dave: I don't really care
Ella: let's add them!! :D
Dave: Lord save me
Ella added Gwen to the group chat.
Gwen: hi?
Ella: hello Gwen!
Gwen: oh hey ella :)
Ella: can you add Noah? it's only for a few minutes, don't worry :b
Gwen: sure
Gwen added Noah to the group chat.
Noah: what is this now?
Dave: uhhh hey
Noah: ah hell nawh 💀
Noah left the group chat.
Amy: LMAOOOO
Sky: BAHAHAHAH
Shawn: was that the guy from that party?
Jasmine: what party?
Sammy: I think he means the one to celebrate Duncan's homosexuality?
Jasmine: oh! wasn't he making out with the twink boy?
Sky: Do you mean Noah and Cody?
Jasmine: the white one was Cody? im not rlly good with names lol
Topher: Beth, Gwen, Lindsay, Duncan, Tyler, Bridgette, Leshawna, Sadie, Katie, Owen, Justin, DJ, Geoff, Heather, Harold, Trent, Noah, Ezekiel, Eva, Courtney, Izzy, Alejandro and Sierra
Topher: That's every gen 1 total drama participants in order of introduction
Beardo: that waaaas... somethiiing...
Amy: Chris wannabe 💀
Gwen: dude you're like a male version of Sierra but a little more nice(?)
Topher: Sierra is actually nice and a good friend/srs
Gwen: you two should've been in tdrr tbh
Topher: they banned me from the show because I tried to send Don to the Antarctic a 😞
Gwen: ookay?
Dave: I'm the only sane person here, trust me Gwen
Gwen: hey you're Noah's cousin right? you can't be that bad!
Amy: it may seem crazy what im 'bout to say 💀
Dave removed Amy from the group chat.
Sky: gwen pls don't trust him
Gwen: um
Gwen: I'm outta here😄😈🤪🤪
Gwen left the group chat.
Topher: Oh my! what a chapter! Will we find out why Sugar stole Leonard's magic potion? and what about Amy's secret love? Will Topher get more handsome (if that's even possible)? Find out next time on! My! Little! Pahkitew! Friends!
Chris: I'm going to ban you from Canada
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Long time no see! Sorry for not updating much lately- I'm not really good mentally speaking, but I'm getting better!
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