Yea there are new people in the incorrect quotes (All 3 will be in the first one this chapter)
Also Tuewenn is now Octo
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WeevilWood: Hey, what are you reading?
Controller: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
WeevilWood: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Eevee: So it's just a Notebook?
Controller: It's just a Notebook.
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Eevee: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
WeevilWood: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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Blue: So, are they your friend or...
Sunickel: They're like Eevee, but if Eevee was ordered to be around you.
Blue: Oh, so Octo.
Sunickel: Precisely!
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Teal: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Crystal.
Crystal: I hate myself.
Teal: Alright, square up.
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Orangey: What are you planning to do?
WeevilWood: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
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Eevee: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Blue: Okay?
Eevee: ...
Eevee: ...
Eevee: Actually it's gonna bug me if I don't, so—
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Osc Fan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Teal: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Potato: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Crystal: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Eevee: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Coke: Mental stability, my old friend!
Osc Fan: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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*Eevee and Crystal are fighting*
Orangey, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!
*Eevee and Crystal start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*
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Sunickel: Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!
WeevilWood: I wish for good grades.
Orangey: Nerd.
WeevilWood: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Orangey. :)
Sunickel: WeevilWood...
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Potato: Is Crystal always like this when they lose?
Controller: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
Crystal: You bumped that table and you know it!
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Potato: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Orangey: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
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Crystal: Teal is a strings kid. We must sacrifice her to the band gods.
Eevee: Yes.
Octo: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Teal: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Eevee: What truce?
Crystal: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Lemon: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
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*WeevilWood is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*
WeevilWood, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Eevee, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!
WeevilWood: And Osc Fan didn't stop you?!
Eevee, pointing at a sleeping Osc Fan: She's been asleep for the past three hours.
Crystal, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-
Crystal, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!
WeevilWood, pointing at Eevee: They threw the remote onto the TV stand.
Crystal: Come on! That's the 5th time this week and it's 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!
Osc Fan, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?
Osc Fan, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! EEVEE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
Eevee: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!
WeevilWood and Crystal, in unison: But you broke the-
Eevee: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*
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Eevee: We need a plan to beat them.
Controller: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Eevee:
Controller: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Octo: Stressed.
Osc Fan: Depressed.
Blue: Possessed.
Crystal: Obsessed.
Potato: Impressed.
Eevee: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Eevee: I just wanted to join in.
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Potato: Crystal likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Osc Fan: Hey, check out my Death P.A.C.T. umbrella!
*Osc Fan opens their umbrella while indoors*
Blue: Osc Fan, that's bad luck...
Osc Fan: Chill out, Blue!
Crystal, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Osc Fan and Blue: *screams*
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Controller: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
Controller: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
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Crystal: What do you have?
Controller: A KNIFE!
Crystal: NO!
(NEVER TRUST CONTROLLER WITH A KNIFE. OR ANY SORT OF WEAPON.)
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Lemon: Italics.
Controller: Yeah, Italians.
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Crystal, gently nudging Coke aside with their foot: Coke, move out of the way so I don't trip on you.
Coke, their eyes enormous: You kick Coke? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Crystal! Jail for Crystal for one thousand years!
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Controller, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Potato: Oh? Lemme see!
Controller, opening their hands to see nothing there: ...hm.
Coke: ...where's the spider.
Controller: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Potato: Oh no.
Coke: CONTROLLER, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!
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Crystal: How would you rate your pain?
Sunickel: 0/10. Would not recommend.
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Coke: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Controller:
Orangey:
Sunickel: Oops?
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Controller: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Blue: Why?
Controller: Orangey fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Eevee: Crystal doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Orangey, washing the dishes: Who the fluff used this pan??
Orangey: Wait. I the fluff used this pan...
Eevee: It was you the fluff.
Orangey: It was I the fluff...
Crystal: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Eevee: He the fluff.
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Coke: What are y'all's favorite things to wake up to?
WeevilWood: Breakfast in bed!
Crystal: Emails from Wattpad!
Orangey: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.
Orangey: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.