Character's I Simp for | REMA...

By MrGoodmansRealWife

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" Imagine simping for a character that doesn't even exist. " 🤓🤓🤓☝️ More

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Beastars

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By MrGoodmansRealWife

I'M AWARE THEIR ANIMAL'S, SHUSH.

I'm remaking this, I didn't like how it looked the first time.

PLEASE, HEAR ME OUT!-

Idk Why the text is like this but whatever.
First is Legoshi, the Grey wolf!
He's so polite, kind, Strong, awkward and a well mannered man, why aren't all men like this? I WANT ME A MAN LIKE THIS-
I love how tall he is and how his voice sounds. 😩
Especially that tired look on his face- AGH-
Especially without his fur, he looks so bald and cute 👨‍🦲👨‍🦲
AND HE LOVES BUGS-
*Transforms into Grasshopper*
🦗

Next is Haru, the Netherland dwarf rabbit!
She looks so cute I just wanna squeeze her till she POP'S
Her voice sounds like some old lady tho, it's fine tho. 👵
Both Legoshi and Haru are lucky to have each other.
She's very short, I love short people.
She's so smart 🧠 I'd sell my soul for her to study with me.
LET ME BE YOUR CARROT 🥕

Gohin, the Giant panda! (Wounder what else is giant?)
If I could choose someone to be my teacher or doctor, it'd be him.
His voice, his strength, his expressions, His EVERYTHING- I WANT TO CHERISH HIM AND PRAY TO HIM.
He loves banboo! *Turns into banboo*
I'D GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF MOMEY FOR HIM TO TUTOR ME 💵 💵
BITE INTO ME LIKE A PIECE OF BANBOO

Juno, the Grey wolf!
She can be pathetic at times, but you gotta admit she's pretty cute when she can be. I don't blame Kibi for crushing on her.
She reminds me of a queen, and I want to bow down to her as if she were a queen. 👑

Pina, the thin horned sheep!
Can you blame me tho? He's such a fucking pretty boy!
He's such a Sassy queen. 👑
He looks so floofy I just want to pet his fur so badly.
PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU- 🐑

Riz, the brown bear!
His voice is so deep, I love it-
I WANT HIM TO PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME AROUND AND THEN THROW ME ONTO A BED-
He's so strong and tall- 😩
All I think about is him. I have dreams about him all the time.
I Simp For him the hardest out of all the other characters.
He loves honey *Showers myself with honey* 🍯🍯

Ibuki, the lion!
His voice is so deep.
He looks so sweet. HE IS SWEET.
*Sucks on his cigarette* 🚬
Take all your clothes off, baba grill 😩
Honestly his Mane looks the best out of the rest of the Shishi-Gumi. It's so floofy lookin'.

Bill, the Bengal tiger!
He be fine asf.
I want him to hold onto me and never let go. 😔
PLEASE PUT STRIPES ON ME SO I CAN WEAR THEM LIKE YOU-
*Transforms into tiger*
🐯

Louis, the red deer!
Can you blame me? He's so fine and so leading.
Let me pull them antlers baba boi. 🦌
Making me act up whenever I see him on screen.
BARK! BARK! RUFF! RUFF! 🐕
I wish I was the one who ate his leg in the last episode of Beastars.😔

Cosmo, the Okapi!
Mommy. Sorry, Mommy! Shit Sorry, Mommy! I'm sorry, Mommy!
HER VOICE SOUNDS SO MAJESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL LIKE AHGHAGAH- HAVE MY BABIES PLEASE- 🤱
SHES EVERYTHING A MAN COULD WANT. SHES LITERALLY PERFECT.
I want to get down on my knee's for her.

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