total drama fuckers
gwen: JUSTIN TRENT ISTG YOU MISSED ALL THE GOOD STUFF
justin: eh wtv we were busy anyway
cody: busy fucking like DOGS lord the blinds werent down
justin: fym they were down
duncan: can we skip to the good part
duncan: WE DID SPIN THE BOTTLE AND NOCO KISSED
trent: WHAT
trent: NOCO MY SWEET BABIES
trent: IM SO PROUD
noah: whatever it was a completely platonic thing and it was just a dare, didnt mean anything
cody: ^
gwen: COMPLETELY PLATONIC HOW DOES ONE KISS AND SAY ITS COMPLETELY PLATONIC
duncan: ^
courtney: yeah, like gwen could've kissed duncan and told me it was completely platonic but i still wouldve ran her over with multiple buses so what do you mean it was completely platonic
noah: you know what i meant, miss cit.
alejandro: shawty pipe down
leshawna: youre literally feeding this group chat
heather: wish you were here xoxo except not really
alejandro: we got drunk and threw up everywhere it was crazy ass shit man you should have been there
courtney: i hated every second of it
duncan: CHEER UP
courtney: youre still drunk, geoffs parties are always insane
bridgette: i cant believe he threw a party in CODY's house.
cody: ah its all good i have cleaners
gwen: rich ppl core
noah: heather and alejandro expensive ass taste core
alejandro: i leaned in and whispered to him "suck my dick i love sucking my dick"
noah: ew
leshawna: arent any of you hungover lmao
leshawna: also arent you all in the same room
heather: just wanted to text cos if any of us open our mouths we might just send shit up the wrong way
gwen: its that bad tbh
justin: did we get off the subject of noco, anyways lets get back on, all aboard train is leaving in 1 min and 9 seconds
courtney: thats 69 seconds- you did not.
noah: not necessary to get on a train, get off the train please
duncan: noah and cody sitting in a tree
courtney: k-i-s-s-i-n-g
duncan: ehehehhehehehehehhh
izzy: HEY WHASTS GOOD PEOPLE WHERE YOU ALL BEENEEEEENNN SDKLJDKLJDKAJKDJSA
eva: calm down motherfucker
izzy: IZZY DOESNT CALM DOWN
izzy: IZZY CALMS UP
eva: that doesnt make sense
izzy: ANWAYYSSSSS
izzy: HEARD THERE WAS SOME NOCO SITTING IN A TREE
izzy: I CAN SMELL THE NOCO IN THE AIR THERE IS TENSION EVERYWHERE
duncan: what kind of tension?
izzy: SEXUAL
noah: uh, no.
cody: THERE ISNT ANY TENSION FUCKING HELL
bridgette: geoff just threw up and so is heather
leshawna: they're drunks frfr
bridgette: facts
izzy: I AM NUMER 1 NOCO SHITTER
courtney: shitter
duncan: shitter
heather: shitter
leshawna: didnt you just throw up?
heather: no whatr u on abt
izzy: HOW WAS THE KISS LIKE DID YOU KISS HIM SLOWLY LIKE YOU WERE SEEING WHO CAN LAST LONGER OR FAST LIKE YOURE MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME
noah: i pecked him on the lips it didnt mean anything
noah: what will make you idiots understand
heather: oh, we understand, we're just choosing to ignore it
duncan: ^
courtney: ^^
geoff: ^^^
gwen: ^^^^
justin: ^^^^^
trent: ^^^^^^
alejandro: ^^^^^^^
cody: heather rigged it
alejandro: no way thats not possible, shes not smart enough to do that
heather: bitch.
owen: whats up my dudes!
gwen: never say that again.
owen: whats happening!
izzy: OH HEY OWEN NOCO IS SITTING IN A TREE
noah: we arent actually sitting in trees btw
cody: yeah im actually on the floor-
izzy: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
noah: k-i-l-l-i-n-g-m-y-s-e-l-f
dj: dont do that noah :(
cody: g-o-n-n-a-s-h-o-o-t-m-y-s-e-l-f
duncan: w-h-i-l-e-k-i-s-s-i-n-g
gwen: i-n-a-t-r-e-e
izzy: n-o-c-o
noah: i-h-a-t-e-y-o-u-a-l-l
a/n:
ehehehheh
ok thats like 2 chapters lemme rest