The Chaotic Lies of Deidre Ha...

By Trinity_Mystique

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Liars. Phonies. Hypocrites. Deidre Hames is determined not to fall into any of your stupid categorical stereo... More

▶ extended summary ◀
1 - Oh sorry, were you hoping for a welcome mat?
2 - I have a fetish for naked parkouring donkeys with guns.
3 - Holden Caulfield is a hypocritical, sobbing drama llama boy-man.
4 - Fantastic, I have a stalker Barbie after me.

▶ copyright statement ◀

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By Trinity_Mystique

This is a work of fiction and as a result, names of characters or specific places that coincide with reality are entirely coincidental and in no way are meant to target anyone in particular. Events may be loosely based on personal real-life experiences and may have been blown out of proportion or exaggerated for the purposes of this book. More often though, events that occur are fictional so you might as well assume that everything and everyone is.

(In the book, I mean. *The Matrix theme song plays in the distance*)

Okay, okay.

Enjoy and remember to vote, comment, add and follow!

Much love,

Trin x

[ Oh, and this is who story is dedicated to my friend, l̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶l̶f̶ Rose because I love her to the end of the world and yeah. Rosie, I love you. And you're literally a living Deidre and walking tumblr even though you don't use tumblr, which is a shame. Deidre is for you, hence, 'Chaos is her middle name.' And yeah, I know you love me too 'cause I'm your squishable Aussie Asian Limited Edition. ily x]

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The Chaotic Lies of Deidre Hames © 2015 by Trinity M Darnell.


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