This is also dedicated to WillTreaty123. Her idea. And credit to her for parts of the parody.
Guess what? All the characters come together in... a ROCK BAND.
Lead Singer&Mandola: Will
Background Singers: Alyss, Erak
Second Mandola: Berrigan
Electric Guitar: Cassandra
Keyboard: Malcolm
Drummer: Horace (oh YEEAAH!!! I'm a drummer btw)
And last but definitely not least...
DJ HALT.
Their first gig is in Seacliff.
Will's old fief.
Goodie!
The first song they play is a PARODY of LAST FRIDAY NIGHT called I BURNED A BRIDGE. (Feel free to follow along with music. Also, all of the song takes place in the second book)
It goes...
Got my cloak up on my head
Figure out what that wargal said *what?*
Only got one arrow left
How do I fix this mess?
There's an angry axeman
Running at me
I'm scared
Oh well
And I'm pretty sure
There's a big wargal
Right there
Oh no!
I burned a bridge
Chorus... (Horace sings)
Decided to fight Morgarath
Ran into his horse with a crash
Now he's just a piece of trash
HE BURNED A BRIDGE *points at Will*
(Will sings)
Got a mission on one day
Found a princess on the way
Sadly, Gilan couldn't stay
I BURNED A BRIDGE
(Cassandra)
Now we're being held hostage
And we're treated like a pig
Boy, those Skandians are big
WE BURNED A BRIDGE