Character Information:
(Y/N): Your Name (First)
(L/N): Last Name
(H/C): Hair Color
(H/L): Hair Length
(S/C): Skin Color
(E/C): Eye Color
(F/C): Favorite Color
The Mini-Merry boat arrived at the edge of the fiery island. Everyone got off, and they dragged the boat onto the shore.
Immediately, they began to sweat tremendously from the extreme heat. Fire burned everywhere.
Right ahead of the group was the entrance gate which read "Punk Hazard".
Robin: This is the place, all right. The sign proves it.
Zoro: The emergency alert must have come from in here.
(Y/N) took out a magnifying glass (he was still dressed in his detective outfit) and examined the gate. A very obvious sign was in front of his glass.
(Y/N): Aha! I have found a clue!
Usopp: Everyone could already see that!
(Y/N): <reading the sign> "Danget. Keep out."
Usopp: See, Luffy?! This island is off-limits!
(Y/N): Hm. The insignia of both the World Government and the Marines are on here.
Usopp: Meaning that if anyone was here, they'd be government employees! No point in going inside; let's turn back!
Zoro used one sword to cut through the gate, and everyone strolled in. (Y/N) dragged Usopp behind him.
Usopp: Think about this! You're committing a crime!! Wait, pirates are criminals.
(Y/N): I thought you were supposed to be a brave warrior of the sea now. You'll be fine.
It started to get way too hot so Zoro, (Y/N), and Luffy took off their shirts/jackets, exposing their muscular chests. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Robin also took off her dress, leaving her in a camisole and short shorts.
(Y/N) tied his trench coat around his waist, but kept his cap on. His pipe was still in his mouth as well.
Zoro: <sweating> The entire place is burning up...
Usopp: Okay, but I warned you! You want to pick a fight with the government?! Wait, we already are.
(Y/N): Surely no one actually works here. Did something happen?
Robin: It doesn't seem as though this island was originally on fire. Was there some disaster? An accident?
Luffy: <panting> Man, it's so hot here!
The group continued walking and very shortly discovered numerous buildings on fire. Giant flames burned in the background.
Robin: I don't think these are houses. This must have been a government facility.
Zoro: So were the big fences and warnings a sign that this place got dangerous once the fires started? Or was it always a dangerous facility?
(Y/N): And the fact that the log pose won't point to the island is rather curious as well.
Luffy: <shouting> Hellooo?! Are you here, guy from before?! We're here to rescue youuu!!! Come on out!! Samurai!!!
Usopp: Don't call that murderer down on us!!
The group continued walking through the burning area, sweating an ocean.
(Y/N): Hmm... There is another weird thing...
Robin: What is it?
(Y/N): The person on the transponder snail said that it was "cold." But it sure as hell isn't cold here.
Luffy: Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. How can it be cold when it's so hot? Maybe he's an idiot.
Usopp: What kind of reasoning is that?!
Robin: Someplace cold on an island of fire? Maybe he meant that his experiences were chilling.
Just then, the group stumbled upon a gigantic skull that was on fire.
Luffy: Whoa, a giant!!
Usopp: Nah, it's even bigger.
A loud growl was heard. The group froze and slowly turned, gawking at the sight before them.
Usopp: Wha—!! What the—?!!
Luffy: Huh...? Do those actually...exist?!
Zoro: No... I thought they were imaginary!! They can't be real!!
Robin: But it's clear to me...that can only be one thing!!
(Y/N) looked through his magnifying glass at the thing standing in front of them.
(Y/N): It seems this is a dragon.
Usopp: Why are you so calm?!!
The dragon snorted and flames billowed from its nostrils. Magma dripped from its jaws.
Dragon: Who goes there...?
Luffy: Huh?!! Whoa! It just said something!!
Usopp: <running> No, it was a figment of your imagination!!
Luffy: I dunno... Are you sure?
Usopp: <hiding> Look, I'm having a hard enough time even accepting that this is really a dragon!
Robin: But it's very clearly the same form depicted in legends and tales!
The dragon reared its head and took a deep breath. Smoke rose from its closed maw.
Zoro: Uh, oh!!
The dragon shot a huge blast of fire at the pirates, who screamed and avoided it.
(Y/N): Goodness gracious!
Zoro: <chuckles> Now this is more like it!
Luffy laughed and jumped at the dragon, his arm stretching behind him.
Luffy: Gum-Gum Jet Bullet!!!
He punched the dragon in the face. However, it seemed to recover quickly, surprising Luffy.
The dragon whacked Luffy into a nearby building with its tail.
(Y/N) charged at the creature and puffed his cheeks up.
(Y/N): Surging Storm!!
He shot a powerful gust of wind and crackling lightning at the monster, pushing it away a bit.
Zoro started running towards it, as it seemed to be unfazed by the previous attack.
Zoro: Give me your best shot.
Dragon: I can sense a pu-pu-presence approaching!!
(Y/N): Huh?
The dragon attempted to chomp Zoro, but the swordsman rolled out of the way.
Zoro: Yeah, the dragon can talk!! Three-Sword Style: Ultra Tiger Hunt!!
The green haired male slashed his swords at the dragon, who seemed to parry the blow with its razor sharp teeth.
Zoro: Damn... Not only is it powerful, it's hard to put a dent into!!
Luffy roared and kicked the dragon, pushing it away from Zoro.
Zoro: Luffy! It was talking!
Luffy: See?! I told you!!
Usopp: I heard it too, but how?!
The dragon flapped its wings and took to the air. He shot another blast of fire at the group.
Dragon: Poot! Are you with the Seven Warlords as well?!
(Y/N) grabbed Robin and rolled behind a large stone structure which blocked most of the fire.
(Y/N): Seven Warlords? Did it just say that?
Robin: I wonder if it's got some score to settle with them.
Zoro, Usopp, and Luffy dodged the fire as well, although Usopp was less graceful about it.
Zoro: Let me handle him, Luffy!! I'm gonna cut him in two!!
Luffy: Okay, go ahead! I'll knock it out of the sky for ya!!
The captain launched himself at the flying creature. He grabbed the skin, but it burned his hands.
Luffy yelped and went flopping onto the dragon's back, where he saw something.
Luffy: Hey, you guys!! There's someone up here!! Like, stuck in the dragon's head!!
(Y/N): Really, now?! That's surprising.
Robin: Perhaps that's who was speaking.
The dragon tried to bite Luffy, so the pirate grabbed one of its wings and threw it at the head.
The dragon bit its own wing and let out a roar of pain. It started falling towards the ground.
Usopp gave Zoro a boost with a Green Star, and the swordsmen flew through the air towards the falling dragon.
Zoro: One-Sword Style: Iai Death Lion Song!!!
With one slash, he decapitated the dragon.
Usopp: Whoa, awesome!! But where are Robin and (Y/N)...?
He turned and saw the two of them kissing against a wall.
Usopp: What do you think you're doing?!! Can you not act like lovesick teenagers every time we take our eyes off you?!! 💢
The two separated and looked at Usopp, annoyed.
(Y/N): What? Zoro and Luffy could handle it.
The dragon hit the ground, with its head rolling away from the rest of the body. Luffy and Zoro landed next to it.
The (H/C) haired male yawned and took out his magnifying glass. He looked at the dragon.
(Y/N): Hmm... According to my analysis, it is dead.
Usopp: No, shit!!
Legs were dangling out of the dragon's head. They flopped around. Luffy grabbed them.
Luffy: Okay, I'm gonna pull him out!
Legs: Who goes there?! Let go of me!! Poot!
Luffy: Hang on, I'm gettin' you out! One, two...
He pulled especially hard, and a thwup sound was heard.
The lower body of the man stuck hit the ground, causing everyone to scream in terror.
Luffy: AAAHH!!! I ripped him in half!! I'm so sorry!!
Usopp: Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Luffy!! You just murdered a man in cold blood!!
Just then, the lower body jumped to his feet. Surprisingly, a voice was heard from it.
Legs: Ahh! I've been pu-pu-pulled off and given my freedom!!
Luffy: What the—?! He's still talking! What is he, a zombie?!
(Y/N), Zoro, and Robin just calmly titled their heads in confusion.
Usopp: <screaming> He's a monsterrrr!!
Robin: What does this mean? Look, there's no mark to suggest he's been torn in two.
Usopp: So he was always just a pair of legs?! Pretty big ones too...
Luffy: <gawking> You're pretty...unique.
(Y/N): Very curious. Perhaps there's clues somewhere as to what exactly is going on.
He began examining the legs with his magnifying glass.
Usopp: <sweat dropping> Wow, you're staying in character, huh...?
Suddenly, the legs kicked (Y/N) in the face. The male grunted and stumbled back.
Legs: Whoever you are, give me pu-pu-passage!! Poot! There is much yet to be done before I die!! Poot!
(Y/N): Why'd you kick me?! And what the hell? Are you using Haki?!
The legs ignored (Y/N) and started running away.
Legs: That buffoon of a Warlord will never escape my wraith!! Poot!
Luffy: Hey! He's getting away! Come back! You have to join my crew!!
Usopp: Don't even think about it!!
The group cooked up the dragon's body and ate it, while Luffy chased the legs.
He eventually grabbed them and attached them to the back of his body, so he looked like a centaur.
He laughed and walked around, shouting, as the legs struggled to get free.
Luffy: I'm a centaurrr!!! <cackles>
Legs: Blast! I've gotten myself stuck on something else! Poot!
(Y/N): It's shocking how a pair of legs can use Armament Haki.
Zoro: You don't sound shocked.
Robin looked at Luffy, disapprovingly.
Robin: That's rather tasteless of you, Luffy.
Luffy: It is?
The legs began to throw himself back, causing Luffy's head to slam into the ground over and over again.
Zoro went up ahead to scout out the area, while Usopp criticized Luffy on how centaurs weren't real. (Y/N), meanwhile, dragged the remaining cooked meat of the dragon the group was eating.
Zoro: Hey! Get up here!
Luffy: Zoro! Did you find the samurai and the sliced-up dudes?!
Everyone went to where Zoro was and gazed out at the impossible sight in front of them.
Zoro: Check it out...
Luffy: Whoa...
(Y/N): Curious. Very curious.
Usopp: WHAAAT?!! Snowy peaks?! There's a giant lake, and across from it...the other side of the island is a mountain range of ice!!
Indeed, the group had just reached the middle of Punk Hazard and before them was a vast lake and beyond that was a frozen mountain range.
Usopp: What's going on with this island?!
Robin: Well, that solves one mystery.
(Y/N): Indeed. On the transponder snail, the person speaking said it was cold. Thus, the killer samurai and his victims are on that side of the island.
Luffy: Wow, what a neat island! It's snowing over there! It's so hot here, I could go for some shaved ice!
Usopp: But you'll be cold by the time you get there! Look, it's just too far! Let's go back to the ship for now!
Unfortunately for him, the other four were already making their way towards the lake.
Robin: Oh, dear. It'll be dreadfully cold over there.
(Y/N) put his trench coat on Robin, who snuggled up into it. They smiled at each other and exchanged a quick peck on the lips.
Zoro: Yuck. Anyway, I could get us some pelts if there are animals. Look, we'll somehow survive.
Usopp: No, we won't! Why am I the only voice of reason?!
Luffy: Lemme at that ice!!
As the other four trekked on, Usopp stood by himself, panting heavily. Just then, he saw a shape perch on the nearest building.
It was a woman with long green hair and wings for arms. She grinned wickedly at Usopp, who screamed and ran after his friends.
Usopp: AAAAH!! What was that?!!
(Y/N): What was what?
Usopp: That bird! I mean...bird-person!!
Luffy: Huh?
Usopp: I mean, it had wings, but...
Zoro: I think the flames are getting to him.
(Y/N): You're right. Perhaps it's best if we knock him out. For his own good, of course.
Zoro: Yeah. Definitely not because he won't shut his mouth.
Usopp: You're talking out loud, you know!! 💢 And excuse me for being concerned about our lives!
The five pirates (and the legs) continued walking towards the lake ahead, with Usopp having to avoid attempts by both Zoro and (Y/N) to knock him out unconscious.