total drama fuckers
gwen: have you guys watched the new pjo
duncan: tf is a pjo
noah: yes
noah: omg
noah: i thought i was a demigod for like 2 years oh my god
gwen: why charlie kinda
courtney: wait i need to see this
cody: charlie bushnell
justin: bushy bush bush bushy
trent: i lowkey have a crush on him
justin: wow rude
gwen: wow rude
noah: im literally gonna sort you guys into cabins yk fuck yourself im doing it anyway
cody: noahs having fun ;)
heather: having fun riding that DICK
cody: oh my god
justin: that was really gay you walked right into that one
cody: sorry guys mbmb
heather: i love percy jackson
duncan: peter johanson hahahshkdhasjnnxmdkajdshdjahdhiwuieuojdkcj
noah: duncans definitely ares but weak in the knees for courtney
heather: courtney is hera if she could have children ngl like shes probably hera reborn asf
courtney: is that good or bad?
gwen: good ig?
gwen: what about meeeeee
heather: daughter of the god of goths if there ever was one
cody: HADES
heather: YES ONG
noah: also justin is definitely aphrodite
cody: what about sierra
cody: im just asking cos im genuinely curious
noah: UNCLAIMED
heather: BITCH AINT EVEN A DEMIGOD
noah: SHE DONT DESERVE THAT SHIT
leshawna: PERIOD SIS
courtney: okay i googled some stuff and i think that
courtney: trent is apollo because he goes all musician stuff like when he strums (justins) guitars
gwen: GUITARS PLURAL?????
duncan: who tf even is ares like
courtney: beth seems very demeter-ish
courtney: cody is hermes asf
courtney: and noah is athena
heather: YOU FORGOT ME
courtney: oh and heather is also ares
noah: no no heather and you are both hera
noah: both vengeful bitches seeking revenge
courtney: i am not!
heather: fair tbh
courtney: dj is a softie
dj: ima softie
duncan: guys i think hes a softie
gwen: back to charlie bushnell
gwen: his arms look nice
justin: thats a weird compliment but slay ur own way bestie boo
trent: his arms DO look nice
noah: remember who the enemy is
gwen: im TRYING to noah geez leave me alone
noah: hes not my type
courtney: oh shit hes hot
gwen: FYM HES NOT YOUR TYPE HES EVERYONES TYPE
trent: FR GWEN SPITTING FACTS
duncan: oh shit hes hot
duncan: courtney leaving u for charlie bushnell rn
courtney: same cos ur literally gonna have to fight me for him
trent: hey we still down for the sleepover tmrw?
cody: you know it
a/n:
short cos im texting someone rn