You wake up and get dressed you look at your hand just glass scars now so you remove the bandages before going downstairs you look online to see if there's any clothing that can hide weapons you see that a store sells them for defense
You go downstairs see nifty asking vaggie questions
Niffty: so like where are your wings
Vaggie: niffty I don't have-
Angel: did you ever think she's sensitive about her lack of wings, just like her lack of tits
You hold in laugh
Niffty: yeah. Where are your tits?
Niffty pulls on vaggie shirt to look for her very flat tits before getting dropped on the ground by vaggie
Vaggie: any other questions?
Husk: I got one. How come every time Charlie talks to heaven we get in deeper and deeper shit?
Vaggie: it's not her fault angels are just-
You nod agreeing
Angel: liars?
Vaggie: difficult... but Charlie's trying her best.
Husker: yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.
You sneak out the door and go buy the clothes that hide weapons you also go buy some other clothes to wear over top of it kinda like rip off clothes you go back to your room and modify some weapons you check the clothes your first bought and notice some angel blood in a little bottle
You use some of it and some of your blood and make very strong weapons you put on the clothes and the rip off ones and head out of the room only to see Charlie walking down the hallway
Charlie tells you about the carmilla carmine killing a exorcist
Charlie: you wanna come with
You nod and keep smiling cuz alastor told you it can help trick people
Charlie: three years three years I tell her everything. My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities. My embarrassing habits.
Y/n; maybe she was worried on how you would react and didn't tell you yet because she didn't expect this
Charlie: still she lied to me about a big thing. What fucking deodorant I like. And she keeps something like this from me. Why would she lie for so long? Does she think I wouldn't accept her and now I just noticed your wings what!
Y/n: I only found out about them yesterday ok!
Charlie: what about me, ME, says un understanding. Misunderstanding disunder wait, where are we?
Alastor: cannibal town!
Y/n: how nice...
You say trying to hold a smile
Alastor: there's a friend of mine I think you should meet.
Charlie: In cannibal town? But it's- its.. surprisingly nice here
Alastor: isn't it, though?
[Alastor opens the door for charlie as they enter Rosie's Emporium, where they meet the Cannibal Overlord herself at her desk speaking to a young woman at the front of a long line.]
Rosie: well who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? I certainly would if he didn't taste so bad! Hehe, I tell ya what, you bring ol' tall dark and armless to me, and i'll straighten him right out, Okay sweetie? *gives her card* here's my card a- *notices Alastor* Oh, my, stars! Do my eyes deceive me? *peeks through crowd* Alastor? *makes her way through* Alastor! Where have you been??? These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and- *notices Charlie* Oh. Who's this ya brought with ya? Come now, Alastor, she's much too young for you! *Charlie rolls her eyes* Just kidding. i know you got a eye for someone else's candy
Alastor: excuse me
Rosie: Where are your manners mister? Introduce us why don't ya?
Alastor: Ahh, yes. Charlie, this is Rosie, *Rosie curtsies politely* the most darling, delightful and dangerous Overlord this side of the Pentagram! And this is y/n the most beautiful sinner this hell
Rosie: Oh! always such a charmer.
Alastor: And Rosie, it's my pleasure to introduce you *pushes Charlie up to her* to princess Charlie Morningstar. Daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell!
Charlie: How do you do? *waves nervously*
Rosie: Well well! isn't this a regal surprise! *pushes her to desk* Come in! Come in! Lemme get you somethin' to eat. I'm sure we must have a leg around here or somethin'. Oh, what am i thinkin'? *pokes her stomach* A small thing like you? You must probably be watchin' ya figure! How bout some nice pinkie singers instead?
[As she spoke she got out a box of cut off pinkie fingers in little pink wrappers.]
Charlie: Um...No. no, thank you though.
Y/n: no from me to but thanks for the offer tho
Rosie: *puts box away* Oh look at you! *pats her head* so polite! Alastor, you could learn a thing o' two from em
[Rosie then proceed to take you and Charlie to a table with three chairs. she sits her down on one of them and she sits on the one across from her. Alastor walks up to Rosie.]
Rosie: Sit down. Sit down. Tell auntie Rosie what she can do for you. Ya know, Alastor. I got a premo-connect on a guy with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. Prime pickin's for a deal to be made, my friend
Alastor: Appreciate the offer *walks up to Charlie* but we're here on business of another kind.
Rosie: well don't keep me in suspense! I'm a very busy woman *drinks cup of tea*
Charlie: well, as you know...*panicking* the extermination is coming early and they'll be here in a month, and their coming to my hotel and my friends first, and I-I-I-I-
Alastor: *interrupts* we need your help. Well, your cannibals help at least, to fend off the attack.
Rosie: well! *puts down cup* when you ask a favor ya don't ask for a small one, do ya, your highness? Oh now, don't fret. *gets up* I didn't say i wouldn't help. But i assume there's more to this plan then a bunch of unarmed cannibals.
Alastor: Oh, your people will be far from helpless we're done with them. And by the end, they will be able to eat, their, fill.
Rosie: well, in that case, sure! Why not?
Charlie: Really?
Rosie: what can i say? I like your moxie girl. And hold Alastor has never done me wrong before.
Charlie: Oooh! Thank you *holds her hands* thank you thank you!
[Cut to Vaggie at Carmilla Carmine's house, as she bangs on the door.]
Vaggie: *Shouting* Carmine! Carmine, we need to speek.
[Vaggie walks up to the security camera and stares at it]
Vaggie: I know what you did on extermination day. We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.
[The door clanks open.]
Vaggie: Fuckin' right you open that door.
[The door slams shut.]
Vaggie: Hello?
Carmilla: *Echoing* You have 2 minutes to convince me not to silence you for good.
[A spotlight is turned on revealing Carmilla]
Vaggie: Miss Carmine, I'm here on appointment from the princess to enlist your aid in the defense of hell from the angelic extermination. We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how.
Carmilla: No!
Vaggie: What do you mean, no? The princess of hell--
Carmilla: Means nothing to me. You have to do better than that. 90 seconds.
Vaggie: With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while--
Carmilla: Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 80 seconds.
Vaggie: Well, then why? Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?
Carmilla: To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people.
Vaggie: You think we asked for this? All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, news flash, include your people too.
Carmilla: And how exactly has that worked out for her? 45 seconds.
Vaggie: We didn't pick this fight, but it's here now. And they aren't going to stop with us. You didn't see the look on their leader's face. With us out of the way, it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. They won't stop until all of hell is wiped out, so you can help us make a stand here together, or you can stand alone tomorrow. And what do you think your chances will be then?
Carmilla: You're out of time.
[Carmilla jumps down and kicks Vaggie in the face. Vaggie slides on the floor]
Carmilla: Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. You'll need to defend better than that.
[The scene cuts back to Cannibal Town]
Rosie: *Through megaphone* Cannibals and Cannibettes, assemble in the square.
[Rosie walks with Charlie to the stage]
Rosie: Now, darling, you know I would do anything, anything for my clients, but I can't exactly command all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. Now, don't get me wrong, they love carnage and bloodshed, but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. *Through megaphone* Settle in! Settle in! Important meeting.
[The cannibals form a crowd around the stage]
Charlie: But how do I--
Rosie: With sparkle! Razzamatazz! and that oh so appealing moxie of yours.
Alastor: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like you've never failed to inspire before.
[Charlie groans as she walks on stage]
Rosie: Now, fair warning. This group sticks together. So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. And there's one in particular--
Alastor: Uuuugh, Susan.
Rosie: Susan, who's a bit of an... uh--
Alastor: Ornery old bitch?
You laugh quietly
Rosie: That! She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. Ready?
Charlie: I guess.
Rosie: *Through megaphone* Everyone we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! Please put your bloody hands together for Princess Charlie!
[Charlie smiles awkwardly and waves at the crowd]
Susan: Booooo! Bring Rosie back!
Charlie: Susan?
Rosie and Alastor: Susan.
Charlie: [Laughs nervously] Sorry. Uh, okay, uh, my name's Charlie, and...
[Susan and Charlie both speak at the same time]
Charlie: Well, I run this hotel with my part... well someone and...Wait, let me start over. Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. So-- we, uh... we need your help-- With your assistance, we can make a stand for-- [Charlie sings] ♫I...I have a dream♫ and I--
Susan: *Yelling* Booooo! Get off the stage you blue blood bitch! Booo! We don't give a shit about some hotel. Leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours. Boo! Get off. Where's the showmanship? Where's all the finesse? Fucking mediocre!
Charlie: *flips her off* FUCK YOU YOU OLD BITCH!!!
[Cannibal crowd gasps]
Rosie: Okay! We'll be back after a brief intermission.
[Rosie moves Charlie away from the stage]
[Cut back to Vaggie and Carmilla fighting. Vaggie is slammed onto a pillar but then starts charging at Carmilla. Carmilla kicks Vaggie onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and starts charging again. But again, Carmilla kicks her onto the floor. Vaggie gets up and just barley points her spear at Carmilla before being kicked onto the floor again]
Vaggie: Fuck! Ow!
[Vaggie gets up, only to be kicked yet again. She strikes at Carmilla twice but she dodges both times and kicks Vaggie again]
Vaggie: Come on, what is this?
Carmilla: You want me to teach you how to beat angels? That's what I'm doing.
Vaggie: By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair.
Carmilla: By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. Yours and all your sisters'.
Vaggie: Wait... you know I'm an exorcist? How?
Carmilla: You have a giant X over your eye and wield an angelic spear. It's not rocket science. Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed?
Vaggie: No.
[Carmilla goes to kick her again but this time Vaggie dodges. She goes for a knee kick, and it hits]
Carmilla: That shows in how you fight. You leave yourself open with every swing. You fight like someone unafraid of harm, and this is what you'll take advantage of. Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon. Strike them here, here, and here. [Kicks Vaggie in the face 3 times]
Vaggie: Argh! With what? Some secret weapon of yours?
Carmilla: Stupid girl, are you really so dense you don't realize you're holding the answer?
Vaggie: Angelic weapons? It's that simple? How has no one else figured this out?
Carmilla: Angelic steel isn't common, and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists.
[Scene cuts to a flashback with Carmilla and her daughters, rushing home, trying to avoid exorcists. But as they are running, they get caught by 3 of them.]
Carmilla: When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well... You don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first.
[One of the exorcists flies in the air and charges at Carmilla. She then jumps in the air. The angelic steel blade on her boots sparkle, as she falls down and uses the blades to cut the exorcist's head off]
[The scene cuts back to Carmilla and Vaggie as Carmilla begins to sing Out For Love]
Carmilla: ♫I see you're driven by your detestation♫
♫Your every step is stoked with animus♫
♫You need a different type of motivation♫
♫Or there's no way that you can handle this♫
♫I know you're thirstin' for vengeance, Vaggie♫
♫You're out for blood♫
♫But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love♫
♫Out for love~♫
♫Love~♫
[As she sings, Carmilla and Vaggie continue to spar]
Carmilla: ♫Think of who you care about♫
♫Protect them and be out♫
♫For love~♫
♫Love~♫
♫You're gonna fight without gloves♫
♫Long as you're out for love♫
♫Fuel yourself with the fear of losin'♫
♫That somebody who's your reason to live♫
♫Harnеss your heart and you can't help choosin'♫
♫To fight with all you can give♫
♫I know you'rе thirstin' for vengeance, Vaggie♫
♫You're out for blood♫
♫But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love♫
♫Out for love~♫
♫Love~♫
♫Think of who you care about♫
♫Protect them and be out♫
♫For love~♫
♫Love~♫
♫You're gonna fight without gloves
♫And when that push comes to shove♫
♫Yeah, you just might rise above♫
♫Long as you're out for love♫
[Vaggie jumps into the air when suddenly, she grows a new pair of Angel wings]
Carmilla: Well, look at that. You might just survive this.
Vaggie: We're going to need more weapons.
[Cut back to Rosie and Charlie. The former takes the latter to her room.]
Rosie: Alright, what has you so out of sorts, Darlin? Ya clearly got more on your mind than angels
Charlie: *Sighs* What do you do when someone you love lies about who they are?
Rosie: Romance? My specialty! Come on, deare. Details, details!
Charlie: My girlfriend is an Exorcist angel, and she never told me
Rosie: Oh shit! Quite a secret. How does that make you feel?
Charlie: Just, angry, because we share everything, because she always supported me, and my ideas, and-and- and now, I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies! *gasp* oh no that's a horrible thing to think! Do i think that?! Yes! N-no. Kinda? *sits on couch whimpering*
Rosie: You said you love this girl?
Charlie: Yes. Well, i...yes
Rosie: And have you ever once doubted if she loved you in return?
[As she spoke, Rosie sits down next to Charlie, who shakes her head at the question.]
Rosie: So, what's the problem?
Charlie: She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end!
Rosie: Well, isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?
Charlie: Yes?
Rosie: Perhaps this girl, was trying to redeem herself too
Charlie: She knows more than anyone i believe in second chances, why not tell me?
Rosie: It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love. She fucked up, sure. She's flawed. But, hey, who down here isn't? If there's anything I've learned, it's that words are cheap, but actions, they speak for the truth. So, what have her actions said?
Charlie: That she believes in me, and what we're doing. Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for. And, i can't even pitch my hotel right!
Rosie: Well how do you normally explain your hotel?
Charlie: By singing. But that never works
Rosie: It will work here. Trust me
Rosie: It will work here. Trust me.
[Cut back to the crowd. Charlie and Rosie both walk back up on the stage. Alastor hands Charlie his microphone, and Charlie begins to sing Ready For This]
Charlie: ♫Have you ever wanted something♫
♫That was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?♫
Susan: You mean like human flesh?
Charlie: Eugh, sort of
♫It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut♫
♫That you could finally be faced with♫
♫A billion needy faces, I guess what I mean to say is♫
♫For the first time in my life♫
♫I might have to be ready for this♫
♫Ready to be the one who's leading from the front♫
♫Gotta come into my own♫
♫Gotta come into my throne♫
♫Gotta take charge and defend my only home♫
♫And although I kinda feel unsteady♫
♫Now I need to be ready for this♫
[Charlie marches into the crowd]
Charlie: ♫Have you ever felt like you're willing to die♫
♫To save the people of your city?♫
Susan: By die, you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?
Charlie: That's a start!
♫Cause right now, we need a leader♫
♫And it seems to me that♫
♫Destiny has picked me to be that♫
♫If you'll permit me♫
♫So who's with me?♫
[Charlie starts dancing]
Charlie: ♫Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell?♫
♫Join up now if you like travel♫
♫Come on boys, hop in the saddle♫
♫Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel♫
♫Not to mention the camaraderie♫
♫Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships♫
♫With the folks along the way♫
Alastor: ♫And feast on all the angels you can eat!♫
Charlie: ♫Okay...♫
Cannibal: Free food? I'm in!
[The cannibal crowd join in on the song and start dancing as well]
Cannibal crowd: ♫It's time now to act♫
♫They're on the attack♫
[Alastor takes his microphone back and Rosie hands Charlie a parade stick]
♫When they move to strike♫
♫We will fight biting back!♫
♫We'll follow your lead♫
♫We're eager to feed♫
♫We'll sharpen our teeth♫
♫For the heavenly feast!♫
♫From this moment on, you can count on us♫
♫To be resolute and ravenous♫
♫Our appetites are whet♫
♫And we're set to seize the day♫
♫So I say, "Oh hey! Come join the flesh buffet!"♫
Charlie: ♫Well, that's a little violent♫
♫Can we tone it down?♫
Rosie: ♫Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin'♫
♫That's enthusiasm, darlin'!♫
Charlie: ♫Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now♫
Rosie: ♫Don't worry, honey♫
♫That's there thing♫
♫Keep singing♫
Charlie and Rosie: ♫We're super duper grateful♫
♫To have you folks aboard♫
Cannibal crowd: ♫Can't wait to taste an angel's wings♫
Charlie: ♫Oh, Lord...♫
♫For the first time in my life♫
[2 Cannibals grab Charlie and carry her as they all march down the road]
♫Maybe I can be ready for this♫
♫can be the marshal leading the parade♫
♫I can come into my own♫
♫And I think I've always known♫
♫My destiny could never be postponed♫
♫When Adam brings the battle here♫
♫I must appear like I'm ready for this♫
Rosie: ♫They're dancing along♫
♫They're singing her song♫
Alastor: ♫Surprised?♫
♫Why, I knew she could do it all along♫
Rosie and Alastor: ♫She's bound to pass the test as Princess of Hell♫
♫Like her Daddy she is madly power-fell!♫
Alastor: ♫She's filled with potential that I could guide♫
Rosie: ♫I concur♫
Rosie and Alastor: ♫Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side♫
All: ♫For the first time in our lives♫
♫We know that we are ready for this♫
Rosie: ♫We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget♫
All: ♫It's time to take a stand♫
Charlie: ♫It is time to lend a hand!♫ (Cannibals: Huzzah!)
♫Against the angels and their deadly threat!♫
All: ♫We cannot take it anymore♫
♫The time has come to go to war♫
[Susan gives a nod of approval]
All: ♫Prepare to fight, we're ready for...♫
♫THIS!♫
Charlie: ♫I really hope that I'm ready for this...♫
[Scene cuts back at the gates of the hotel. Charlie is coming from the left with the army of cannibals while Vaggie is coming from the right with multiple crates of weapons]
Vaggie: Looks like you had a busy day.
Charlie: You too.
Vaggie: Charlie, I--
Charlie: Hold that thought. Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town.
[Vaggie gasps and has an apologetic expression. She goes to hug Charlie]
Vaggie: Oh, Charlie.
Charlie: The wings are new. They look nice~. Come on, let's go home.
[Both Vaggie and Charlie walk into the hotel, as they find Angel Dust, Nifty, Sir Pentious, and Husk all working on defenses for the hotel together]
Sir Pentious: Come along, let's put some effort into these fortifications.
Angel: Yeah, fortify that... Well, look who decided to show up. We thought we were fightin' by ourselves.
Vaggie: You're... you're still here?
Sir Pentious: What? Do you think we were a bunch of pusssssies?
Husk: I just got used to you guys. I ain't finding no new drink buddies.
Niffty: I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles] That one's Fred.
Charlie: Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do.
Y/n:indeed