-someone name this chat i beg-
jimin: hey whore
yoongi: tf is this
jimin: a group chat i made
jimin: with people who actually came out before
yoongi: oh
yoongi: hi
yoongi: who is everyone
jungkook: im jungkook
taehyung: im the hot beautiful sexy bitch tae
jimin: yum
yoongi: i know you two
yoongi: dumb fucks
taehyung: if im dumb how the fuck did i get into uni
jungkook: didnt you get an unconditional offer
taehyung: YEAH BUT I STILL GOT THE GRADES
jungkook: yeah but we still havent seen your grades in person
taehyung:
taehyung: there
jungkook: BYE IM DONE
seokjin: im jin i think im in your year
hoseok: me tooooooo
hoseok: im hoseok
seokjin: more like hoe suck
hoseok: die
seokjin: okay 😍
namjoon: and you know me
yoongi: noooo really
yoongi: i didnt think i did joon
yoongi: not like we where in the same accom last year
yoongi: and we live in the same student house
hoseok: omg you guys have a student house
yoongi: you dont?
hoseok: unfortunately we are just in the same accom as last year
hoseok: because someone didnt want to go looking so we just ended up staying in the same accom
seokjin: shut up my seminars where always at awkward times
hoseok: I TOLD YOU THE WHOLE YEAR TO CHANGE TO MINE
seokjin: fuck it our accom was cheaper then most houses
hoseok: what by like ₩5,000
hoseok: that we have to spend every week on circuit laundry anyways
seokjin: leave me alone
namjoon: thats so funny
namjoon: im gonna save everyones number so i can actually keep track of whose who
yoongi: same
jimin: yoonspoon you dont need to you literally never text anyone
jimin: acting like a fucking celebrity
yoongi: cause i am
namjoon: wait
namjoon: huh
jungkook: wat
namjoon: jin i dont know why but i already have your number saved
hoseok: HELP
hoseok: IM CACKLING
seokjin: oh i dont know why
seokjin: thats so strange
seokjin: might have met when drunk but i don't remember
hoseok: this is so funny
namjoon: yeah maybe who know
hoseok: HHAHAHAHAHAHAH
taehyung: whats so funny?????
hoseok: well you see
seokjin: dont even
namjoon: what im curious
seokjin: hoseok actually shit the fuck up
seokjin: ill buy you a pitcher
taehyung: hush money yum
taehyung: hospo
taehyung: can you let me in on what you guys are talking about
taehyung: so i can get free drinks too
seokjin: stfu ill murder you
hoseok: how did you know
hoseok: an early birthday present
namjoon: i have no idea what you guys are on about
namjoon: but slay?
jungkook: wait like early birthday present like your birthday literally in january and we have to wait a year
hoseok: not at all bbg
hoseok: two weeks
jimin: omg stop yoongis birthday is early next month
yoongi: yes
hoseok: omg we slay
taehyung: omg are you both pisces
jungkook: tae babes i know math isnt your strong point
jungkook: but two weeks isnt pisces
hoseok: correct
taehyung: oh
hoseok: i mean i am one day from being a Pisces
hoseok: so not too far
taehyung: i like hobi youre nice
seokjin: give it a month and he will start bullying you
hoseok: no thats just you pookie
jimin: OMG WE SHOULD DO A JOINT THING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
namjoon: i mean if its like mearly three weeks apart shouldnt we just go out for each one
namjoon: dont all you children go out like three times a week
jimin: we are literally the year below
taehyung: its literally the freshers experience
hoseok: isnt that like borderline alcoholic behaviour
seokjin: he says as we went out that much this year and have only decreased to two a week this year
hoseok: okay and
jungkook: its only alcoholism if theres meetings
yoongi: yeah 😍
seokjin: what are you like in meetings or smt
jimin: shit you walked into that one
yoongi: fuck
hoseok: wait is that why you didnt come out before
yoongi: uhhh
jimin: yoongi bb ill save you from trauma dumping the first time you meet these people
yoongi: tyty
jimin: basically hes not got addiction issues
jimin: but knows people
hoseok: ahhh thats fair
hoseok: i wont ask any more questions i can tell uts personal
yoongi: thank you
jimin: dont you mean thank you to me for saving your ass
yoongi: stfu
taehyung changed the chat 'someone name this group' to 'saving yoongi from trauma dumping'!
yoongi: stop i dont know wether to laugh or cry
namjoon: both
yoongi: yk im not into that anymore
hoseok: yoongi wtf you are so serious in your messages i cant tell if you are being serious or not
yoongi: thats my specialty
hoseok: should i be concerned
taehyung: maybe(?)
yoongi: no im good
jimin: yeahhhh
taehyung: omg are people going out this friday
jimin: of course
jungkook: i dont know if i have money
taehyung: ill pay for you bbg
jungkook: ty bbg 😍
hoseok: i mean i have wine and shit at my flat so if you want you can all come to preschool at ours
seokjin: yeah jungkook just get borderline blackout at ours and then you dont have to spend money at the club
jungkook: if you say so 😍
namjoon: omg thatll be so good
namjoon: im up for that
yoongi: yeah me too
jimin: slay omg just send me your address sometime and we will all be there
hoseok: hot see you guys then
taehyung: goodbye love you all
jungkook: 😍
yoongi: by the way im changing all your names on my phone so no questions if you see your names on my phone
hoseok: hot
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curcuit laundry is the devil reincarnated