total drama fuckers
noah: thank the lord that the nicknames are gone
noah: if i am called 'gayforcody' one more time today i will commit suicide
heather: taking note of that
duncan: the nicknames were the truest most purest forms of ourself
duncan: heather for instance
heather: IM NOT BALD ANYMORE ISTG
gwen: baldysbasics :((
alejandro: whoop me with that ruler sky papa
heather: WHATTHEFUCK
leshawna: we all just gonna sit here and pretend this is normal?
cody: it is i just ignore the notifications until something ungodly comes out of someones mouth
noah: another day of alejandro being a manwhore :((
alejandro: another day another slay
leshawna: period
lindsay: isnt a period when wine comes out of woman vaginals
gwen: i-
courtney: there's so much wrong in that message IM going to kill myself with noah
noah: join the club ig
duncan: wine???????????????????????
alejandro: i like wine
geoff: same
heather: would you three stop being disgusting
noah: can alejandro go a day without saying something so absolutely retarded that he drags duncan and geoff into it? find out on total drama manwhore
chris: thats my thing ur fired
noah: i dont work for you anymore lol
justin: it was all a big surprise when you turned up in headphones and shit being his assistant
courtney: no cos like who would even want to be chris's assistant
gwen: noah
courtney: he abuses the interns on the show like
courtney: are you just gonna let chris walk all over you like that?
noah: no that's codys thing
noah: bitch would never say no to sierra
cody: speaking of sierra she's outside my window :D
duncan: AGAIN
cody: yeah
cody: noah help help help help help what if she rapes me
noah: omw already
gwen: thats too far
duncan: thats sexual assault so technically we could report her to the cops for that
courtney: unless cody lets sierra 'walk all over him' again and gets manipulated and gaslit into somewhat saying 'yes i'll let you do this' then we have some evidence but it would be harder to win a case like that
gwen: i smell a lawyer
geoff: cit alert watch out dudes
duncan: thats my wife
cody: speaking of being married sometimes i wake up with a ring on my finger and no way of knowing how it got there
noah: do you sleepwalk??
gwen: arent you driving
noah: yeah, sucks to suck, there are bigger problems
bridgette: like global warming
geoff: bridge thats so deep :(
cody: ion sleepwalk omg
cody: idk how sierra keeps getting into my house oml and i dont have cameras because im saving up for a new car
izzy: I SMELL AN IDEA
izzy: WHAT IF WE HAD A SLEEPOVER
cody: idk we could??
gwen: sierra protection army
duncan: ill bring the buses
cody: WHAT BUSES
courtney: WHY DO YOU HAVE BUSES
duncan: to run ppl over with duh
duncan: i have three, i drive one, courtney drives one and banana drives one
courtney: banana?
duncan: my alligator
noah: oh god
cody: as long as you dont crash into my house im fine with it
cody: crash into sierras house for all i care
noah: wait are you actually considering the sleepover idea
noah: i havent had a sleepover in so long wtff
cody: yh cos everyday i wake up and theres a marital ring on my finger and i notice sierra wears one too so i think you can put the pieces together
gwen: i rly hate sierra
heather: same i js needed to form an alliance with her
gwen: oh shut up heather nobody likes your stupid alliances anyway
heather: rude
cody: whos coming tho
heather: im down ig
gwen: same sierra is such a dick
duncan: sure
noah: im coming but keeping my distance from the minecraft grass block ^
courtney: ill check my schedule
trent: i wasnt here for half the conversation but i can fight with a guitar
justin: same im coming :))
alejandro: yeah
noah: and ill ask owen and izzy and eva cos theyre the dream team for beating people up
cody: sounds good
a/n:
yay
shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ah