[Opens to Vaggie sleeping in bed. she squirms before waking up, yawning and rubbing her eyes. She turns to the left side. Camera zooms out to reveal Charlie gone.]
Vaggie: Charlie?
[Sable enters the room in a panic.]
Sable: Vaggie? Uh you may need come to the main hall. I think Charlie just lost her mind.
Vaggie: What?!
[It cuts to Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.]
Cereza: Uh Charlie?
Charlie: I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- (gasp) I have trust falls every single morning. We can do- (gasp)
Angel Dust: Yikes.
Charlie: Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Vaggie: Charlie? Sweetie? You, uh, you good?
[Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in the scalera.]
Charlie: Nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. (Crushes paper with hand)] We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the Angels come. (Turns into demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal) And at this rate-
Vaggie: Maybe it's time-
Charlie: NO.
Vaggie: to ask-
[Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately.]
Charlie: DON'T SAY IT.
Vaggie: Your dad.
[Charlie groans, knowing what this means for her.]
Vaggie: Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get.
Charlie: He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone"- (gasp) Wait, that's it!
Vaggie: Kill everyone?
Charlie: No! He could get me a meeting with Heaven!
Vaggie: Didn't we already try that?
Charlie: Well. yeah with Adam, he was an asshole. But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top. There's sure to be some angels who will listen.
[Charlie scrolls through her contacts. In her contacts, she has Egg Boiz 1,2, and 3, before her thumb lingers on top of her "Dad". However, she was hesitant to call her dad]
Husk: What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?
Charlie: No, we just have never been close. After he and my mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls, sometimes, but only if he's bored or like needs me to do something.
[Husk was aware that this is just an excuse that Charlie does have issues with her dad and turns to the others.]
Husk: Daddy issues.
Angel Dust: Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge.
[Niffty was holding a knife in her hands.]
Niffty: The ultimate bad boy. (laughs like a gremlin with excitement, holding a knife while Angel takes her knife away without her knowing) I bet he's scary.
[Scene cuts to Lucifer's house, showing framed photos of his family in a dark spooky room. Lucifer can be heard making snarling noise as he was working on something. Vorvar'g is also there looking rather annoyed. As the sentence goes, his room is revealed to be filled with a lot of rubber ducks, and stacks of them filled the boxes and tubs.]
Lucifer: That's it. Almost there. Oh Vincent you are gonna love this one! Now presenting... the magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire! (Rubber duck shoots flamethrower from its mouth) Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you.
[There's an awkward silence as Vorvar'g just stares at Lucifer unamused.]
Lucifer: Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks.
Voravr'g: You finally admit it then.
[Vorvarg crosses in a sheet of paper the word acceptance. It's revealed that in sheet there is written "Five stages of Lucifer" with most of it being Depression then followed by Bargaining then Acceptance Repeat. Lucifer throws the rubber duck at his family portrait and looks sad. Suddenly his ringtone plays. He picks up his phone, and was shocked who was calling him.]
Lucifer: Daughter? Daughter! Daughter calling?! OH! Uhm uh, uh hello, Charlie. He-ey, hey, hey Char-Char. No, no! That's not good. Quick Vincent what should I say?!
Vorvar'g: Well I-
Lucifer: Oh why the fuck I'm I asking you? You are a worse father than me, this is the first time she's called me. Yes, this has to be perfect. (picks up phone) Hey~ bitch!
[Vorvar'g facepalms, intercut conversation between Lucifer and Charlie during the phone call from the hotel to his house.]
Charlie: Hi, Dad.
Lucifer: Hey! How are you? Oh ho ho. Where-where are you these days?
Charlie: You know where I am Dad. I've told you before.
Lucifer: You have? Oh, yeah uh, well, you know, I uh-
Charlie: I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?
Lucifer: No, no, no, no. Just, you know, just forgot. You know, I've just been really busy, you know, with, um, important things. (kicks rubber duck)
Charlie: Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate Sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial?
Lucifer: Oh, sadly, I missed it. heh heh. You know, I haven't been watching much TV lately. Scrambles the brain. (makes silly noises). But hey! A hotel, fun.
Charlie: (Sighs) Listen Dad, I've got kind of a big ask.
Lucifer: (coughs and sets down his tea) Yeah, of course. Anything in my power is yours for the asking. You just name it~
Charlie: I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top.
Lucifer: Oh, no. No~ No, no, no, no, Charlie, no, no, no. That's, uh hah, no.
Charlie: (angrily) Look Dad, (normal) I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done. And I...need you. I need your help.
Lucifer: I don't know, Charlie.
Charlie: Please! Just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea. And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad.
Lucifer: Wait, you're...inviting me over?! Absolutely! Oh, I'll be there in an hour. (hangs up) Did you hear that Vincent? My daughter wants to see me~ (points at the rubber duck below him) Take that, depression!
Voravr'g: You really need to get out more Luci...
Lucifer: Hey, would it be too much if you came with me? (Nudges Vorvar'g) You know help out at chum and best friend?
Vorvar'g: Excuse me?
Lucifer: It's just that it's been so long since I actually talked with her, I would appreciate if you have my back there. You know? Dad to dad
Vorvar'g: You literally called me an awful father 3 minutes ago.
[Lucifer drops to ground and grabs Vorvar'g leg in pity.]
Lucifer: (Fake sobbing) Please Vincent! I need my best friend there!
Vorvar'g: (Sighs) I might as well, Sable and Cereza are also there. It wouldn't hurt to catch up.
Lucifer: (Stops fake sobbing) How did you know your kids are also there?
Vorvar'g: (Grabs Lucifer to help him stand him up) Because unlike you I know where my children are and what are they doing.
Lucifer: (Holding a laugh) Except from Hound.
Vorvar'g: (Sarcastic) Ha ha. Just focus on forming a relationship with your daughter. Show her that you actually care about what she's doing. No matter how dumb it sounds.
Lucifer: Oh I'm so nervous! What should I say?!
Vorvar'g: Just act natural, I'm pretty sure she'll do the same.
[Back at the hotel, Charlie and Vaggie prepare for Lucifer's arrival.]
Charlie: Welp, we have an hour until he gets here.
Cereza: Oh I can't believe we are finally meeting Lord Lucifer! How do look?
Husk: You two don't know Lucifer? I thought that the two of you being in your daddy's leash all this time would have met him once.
Sable: We were supposed to meet him when were little but uh...
Cereza: (Angry) Hound happened.
[It cuts to a small flashback, both Sable and Cereza appear to be only ten years old in fancy dresses. Vorvar'g is walking back and forth.]
Vorvar'g: Today is an important date, you will meet the great sovereign and I expect your best behav-(Notices that Hound isn't there) Wait, where's Hound?
Sable: He said he was going to check the stables.
Vorvar'g: ..... Aw fuck.
[Out of nowhere dozens of hell horses crash into the main room. Hound riding the largest one.]
Hound: Yippee Ki‐Yay motherfu-!
[Cut to the present.]
Vaggie: Okay people, (Everyone stands at attention, but Husk spills coffee over himself and Niffty collapses on the floor.) Lucifer is on his way. So we are going to get this place presentable and we are going to make an amazing impression. Vámonos!
[Everyone scatters to get the place tidy and ready for Lucifer. and Niffty bakes cookies, then Niffty starts sweeping and Husk is cleaning up. Cereza is using her magic to arrange the furniture. Alastor walks in and watches Razzle and Dazzle with the help of Sable put up a "Wellcum Daddy" banner up. Angel puts on some makeup before closing the mirror, revealing to be Niffty staring creepily at him, making Angel recoil back in surprise.]
Charlie: (sighs) Okay everyone, it's showtime!
[Charlie opens the door, revealing to be Lucifer, excited to see his daughter.]
Lucifer: Charlie!
Charlie: Hey, Da-
[Charlie doesn't get to finish because Lucifer hugs her really tight like a bear. Unbeknownst to them, Alastor was right behind them, with his wicked smile strained and left eye twitching in anger when Alastor saw Lucifer.]
Lucifer: (hugs Charlie) Oh it's so good to see you. Haha!
Charlie: (strained) It's uh, good to see you too, Dad.
[Lucifer lets go of Charlie to give her a breather. She notices Vorvar'g behind him. Both the siblings and Vaggie go wide eye.]
Charlie: Oh Mr Vorvar'g! Didn't know you would come...
Sable/Cereza: Dad?!
Vorvar'g: I had some extra time on my hands, besides I wanted to see this new... endeavour you and my kids are doing.
Charlie: (Nervous) Great! [clears throat] Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
[Two EggBoiz pops some party poppers as a warm welcome. Keekee curls up to Lucifer and rubs her face against his legs. Lucifer notices her and goes all enchanted by her cuteness. He knees and rubs her head.]
Lucifer: Oh hewwo Keekee!
[Razzle and Dazzle flies by and Lucifer greets them,]
Lucifer: Razzle, Dazzle. Oh[makes endearing noises] look how much you haven't grown. Still fun sized. You taking care of my wittle girl? (speaks in a very deep ominous threatening tone) You better be.
Lucifer: (snickers) Wow! This place sure looks, uh...uh huh yah uh huh...It's got a lot of character!
Vorav'rg: One way to say that.
[Lucifer finds the bar at the corner and was immediately repulsed by it.]
Lucifer: OH, what in the unholy hell is that?!
[Alastor reappears from the fog and in front of Angel Dust.]
Alastor: Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?
Vorvar'g: So rumors were true. You are finally back, did you enjoy your 7 year sabbatical?
Alastor: Quite so!
[Lucifer looked at him suspiciously, and points his stick at him and looks at Vorvar'g.]
Lucifer: Vincent, do know this guy?
Vorvar'g: He is an old acquaintance Lucifer.
[Alastor reappears behind Lucifer, catching his attention.]
Alastor: Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure. [Alastor shaking Lucifer's cane and wiping his hand in somewhat hidden disgust] It's nice to finally put a face to the name. (indicates the height by the camera). You are much shorter in real life.
[Alastor making a hand gesture indicating the height difference between the Morningstar's]
Lucifer: Who is this? Who is this man? Are you the bellhop?
Alastor: Aha! No! I am the host of the hotel. You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast.
Lucifer: Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the Has-been Hotel, ahaha.
Alastor: Ha ha ha. It was actually my idea.
Lucifer: Ahaha. Well, it's not very clever.
Alastor: [Strained] Ha ha! Fuck you.
[With each sentence, Alastor and Lucifer was getting closer to fighting when they are insulting each other before Charlie gets in the way to stop them in between.]
Charlie: Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much.
Alastor: Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfil her bizarre requests.
[Alastor places hand on her shoulder. Lucifer is grumpy that he is winning over Charlie more than he is, which makes him very angry to the point where he growls in frustration. Vorvar'g grabs his shoulder in an attempt to calm him down.]
Charlie: Oh, thank you, Alastor.
Alastor: Quite an impressive young lady. We're all very proud of her.
Lucifer: Ahem, Charlie! Dear, eheh, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?
[Lucifer walks right between them before pointing his stick to the others at the table. Angel Dust tries to get a cookie from Sir Pentious, but he doesn't want Angel touching the cookies without Lucifer trying them and hides them underneath him.]
Charlie: Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend.
[Charlie presents Vaggie to Lucifer first.]
Lucifer: Oh my golly! You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common! You put her there Maggie. Hey! (hugs her) Oh yeah. She's so pretty.
Vaggie: Lovely to meet you, uh, sir.
[Charlie then presents the Siblings to Lucifer. Cereza's tail is low indicating nervousness.]
Charlie: Here are the head of security Sable and our PR person, Sable and Cereza.
Cereza:(Excited) Is so great to finally meet you sir!
Sable: It's really a great honor sir.
[They both put their hands up for a shake. Lucifer obliges with a smirk.]
Lucifer: Heh, it's a pleasure to finally meet my dear friend kids, (Looks confused) say I thought you were supposed to be triplets, is the other one gonna come later or?
[He smiles back at Vorvar'g who just rolls his eyes.]
Sable: Oh no, our brother Hound is currently busy with other stuff at the moment...
Cereza: (Muttering) Like fucking things up...
[Sable elbows Cereza in the stomach after that comment, she retaliates by stomping his foot. It goes back and forth like this amusing Lucifer.]
Lucifer: Hah! Your kids are great Vincent!
[Vorvar'g just shakes his head in annoyance. Charlie then introduces Angel Dust and Sir Pentious.]
Charlie: And this is Sir Pentious and Angel Dust, our guests!
[Pentious hears his name being called and stands at attention, making a salute to him.]
Sir Pentious: Your Majesty!
[Pentious falls down into the cookies right before Angel Dust takes one for himself.]
Angel Dust: Heya short king~
Charlie: Husk is our bartender, and Niffty is our housekeeper.
Husk: Nice to meet you.
[Niffty was super-excited to meet the ultimate bad boy that she scurries over and climbs up on his coat.]
Niffty: Hello. I clean. [laughs]
[Suddenly the chandelier falls and produces a huge amount of dust which makes everyone cough. Lucifer and Alastor were at the chandelier when Lucifer knows Alastor did that on purpose.]
Lucifer: [Laughs]. Alright then. Vincent, if you please.
[Vorvar'g just sighs to himself, he snaps his finger and with one swing of Lucifer's own stick, the fallen chandelier disappears and starts to sing a song to Charlie.]
[As song ends, everyone in the hotel were perplexed of their new house guest in the front. None of them spoke until Lucifer breaks the ice with a question.]
Lucifer: Who?
Sable: Son of a bitch not her...
Mimzy: Didn't you just hear me? Why is everybody gawking? Is it cuz I'm adorable?
Alastor: Mimzy!
Mimzy: Alastor! Sweetie, Doll-face, So good to see you! How've you been? Good? Good.
[Mimzy and Alastor hug each other. She notices Sable in the distance]
Mimzy: Sable! Oh look how big you have grown! I still remember when you were just a little puppy!
Sable: Nice to see you too Mimzy...
Mimzy: Listen, I was in the neighborhood. I heard you were staying at this ritzy slob factory, and I figured I'd stop by, say hi! For old times sake.
Alastor: Of course, sweetheart! Everyone is welcome here!
Charlie: Oh, how nice! So you two know each other?
Mimzy: Oh yeah, we go way back, ran in the same circles when we were alive. You know, this one used to frequent the club where I used to perform. He's the only one I knew who could pound whiskey like a sailor then keep up with me on the dance floor! And Sable here was kind of a close
Alastor: Oh, quite a talent, this gal. Ho ho! You should have seen her in her hayday!
Mimzy: Hey, watch it, tall, dark and creepy! I'm still in my prime!
[Mimzy spots Lucifer in the open, and was immediately infuriated with the sight of the King of Hell.]
Mimzy: Oh, oh my stars! (gasps) Is that Lucifer? (pushes Pentious of the way) Move it! Pleased to meet ya! Your highness. (whispering) Alastor, you gotta warn a girl when she's in mixed company.
Lucifer: Charmed, I'm sure.
Alastor: As much as I'd love to catch up, Charlie and I have a tour to continue.
{Lucifer heard this and takes his daughter by the arms before dragging her front.]
Lucifer: I'm sure Charlie can handle showing me around.
[Alastor appears in front of them.]
Alastor: Nonsense! (grabs Charlie and drags her forward) We started the hotel together, and we'll show it off together. Right, Charlie?
[Alastor stops dragging Charlie so she can be the one to lead the tour for her father.]
Charlie: Oh, right.
[As Charlie leads on with Vaggie and Lucifer following behind, Alastor turns to Mimzy.]
Alastor: Why don't you let the others help you settle in, and I'll be back before you know it.
[And with that, Alastor leaves to follow the tour. Cereza and Sable get close to their father who is also with the tour.]
Cereza: I was not expecting Lucifer to be this...
Vorvar'g: Goofy?
Cereza: I was gonna say excentric but yeah.
Sable: Is he always like this? I always heard Lucifer was laid back but not this...
Vorvar'g: Oh believe me, I was surprised too.
[In the creepy dark hallways, Charlie was showing her father and Vorvar'g about the interiors of the hotel.]
Charlie: So, once we have the proof that redemption is possible, this whole hotel will be full of demons wanting to check out into heaven! We just need a little time to prove it. The sharing circles haven't been working as fast as I hoped.
[While Charlie was in the middle of explaining everything to them, Husk and Sable call out for Alastor]
Husk: Hey, boss. Can we have a word?
[Alastor stops and twists his head 180 degrees to have his face turn to them before his body rotates.]
Alastor: What is it?
Husk: We three know Mimzy only shows up when she needs something. That bitch is trouble, and who knows what kind of demon she fucked with to come running to you this time?
Sable: I have to agree with Husk Al, last time I had to go all the way down to Greed to solve her shit. She must likely pissed someone off.
Alastor: It's nothing I can't handle. Don't worry you two. Who in their right mind would cross me?
Husk: I mean, you've been gone a while, and it's not like anybody knows why.
Alastor: They don't need to know, and don't you worry your fuzzy head about it.
[Alastor rubs Husk's ears which angers him. Sable just looks at him awkwardly.]
Husk: (growls) You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet!
Alastor: (chuckles) But you are! Haha!
[Alastor turns around to join back with the tour.]
Husk: (whispering) Big talk for someone who's also on a leash.
Sable: Leash? What is he talking about?
[Alastor immediately halts after hearing this, his eyes turned into radio dials. The lights in the hallway flickered from his anger rising. Slowly, Alastor looks over his shoulder to Husk.]
Alastor: Aha, what did you say?
[Before Husk could even respond, a green chain pulls his neck before Husk was forced down. Sable is then being hold in place by one of Alastor's tentacles.]
Husk: Nothing! I, uhm...
[Husk didn't know how to respond as Alastor slowly approaches him with the green chain twirling from his mic-stick. The more he steps closer, the lights flickers on and off from his anger. Sable tries to escape but the tentacle just holds him in place with a stronger grip.]
Alastor: If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me!
[Alastor's threat makes Husk shiver in fear when he realizes he had crossed too far with him.]
Husk: (scared) Understood.
[Alastor then looks and the struggling Sable.]
Alastor: Sorry you had to see that Sable, but I would appreciate if you just keep it to yourself what you just heard. Don't you agree?
[Sable nods slowly. The lights turn back to normal, and Alastor is back to his old jolly good self.]
Alastor: Lovely. (chuckles) Good talk, my good friends! Always nice to catch up.
[Alastor leaves. Husk was too scared to even move, and was left shivering in fear. Sable is just left in shock. Back to the tour]
Vaggie: And we've almost been able to find all of Angel Dust's drug stashes... almost.
Charlie: So, once that's out of the way, it should be much smoother sailing!
Lucifer: Well that certainly is, uhh... is-is something.
Vorvar'g: Interesting.
Cereza: So, what do you think?
Lucifer: About what?
Charlie: The hotel.
Lucifer: Oh! Yes! It does- it does look much better now, doesn't it? (chuckles) You know, but I'm thinking this railing needs work, one good push and you'd just go right over the edge! Whoopie! Bye bye!(chuckles)
Charlie: What? No, no, the plan, Dad! What do you think about using the hotel to help sinners?
[Lucifer looks nervous at Vorvar'g who just nods.]
Lucifer: (exhales) Alright, I mean, look, I love that you want to see the best in people, but these sinners, you know, they're just the worst. I, I don't know how much you can realistically expect from them, and Heaven? (Adjusts his collar) Hohooo boy, Heaven, is not exactly as carefree as you might think. Yeah, they have rules, lots of rules, and they aren't very open minded as you'd hope.
Charlie: These are our people, Dad, I... I have to try!
Vorvar'g: Charlie have you ever thought that they even deserve redemption?
Lucifer: He's right. Our "people" Charlie, are awful! They got gifted free will and look what they did with it! Everything's terrible! (wheeze) I just don't want you to put yourself on the line for people like—
[Lucifer was interrupted when a loud thud shakes the hotel, rocking the three of them on the balcony.]
Vaggie: Geez! What now?!
Lucifer: Well, like that.
[To prove his point, Lucifer gesture to a dozens of loan shark demon mafia on the ground holding a battering ram. The loan shark mafia were armed to the teeth with guns, melee weapons, and a battering ram as they ram the front door open. The leader of the loan shark mafia looks up at the balcony.]
Loan shark: Mimzy! We know you're in there you lousy bitch!
[Inside, the lobby, Mimzy realizes that the loan shark mafia found her and cartoonishly goes down in a sheepish wince, now already busted.]
Mimzy: Oh shit.
[A portal opens up by Lucifer and all five of them return to the lobby as the loan shark mafia continues to ram the front door.]
Vaggie: Que Carajo?! (What the fuck?!)
Charlie: What's going on?!
Mimzy: I maaaaaay be in trouble with some loan sharks. I may or may not have borrowed 50 grand from—(loud thud) Eep!
[Scared, Mimzy cowards behind the bar counter to hide before peeking up to Charlie and Vaggie. Sable runs into the lobby holding an assault rifle.]
Loan shark: You better come out!
Mimzy: And I may have also stolen a car... and crashed it... into the loan shark's girlfriend, but that bitch had it coming!
Sable: Damnit Mimzy!
[Before Charlie and Vaggie could even respond, the windows and the walls were barraged with fireballs from the outside. The windows crashed and the floors are meteored with the fireballs.. Charlie and Vaggie screamed as more fireballs came raining on them. Niffty was horrified that the windows were destroyed after cleaning it so long ago. Angel Dust scoots back to his seat after a fireball nearly hits him.]
Niffty: My windows!
[Pentious realized what was happening while he was still holding his baked cookies.]
Sir Pentious: Ah! We're under siege! (dodges a fireball) Ah! Take cover!
[Everyone in the hotel scrambles in panic and defense as more fireballs fall down on them. Charlie dodges one of the fireballs close to her. Niffty was nearly crushed by one fireball before Angel picks her up, shocked.]
Cereza: Look out!
Angel Dust: What the fuck?!
[Angel throws Niffty out of the way, but she scurries around all over the lobby while Lucifer remains composed, oblivious to their dire situation. The lobby was on fire from the fireballs. Husk tries to put out the fire close to his bar, stomping on it in anger while Mimzy hides behind the counter. Angel runs for cover, and Pentious can be heard screaming as fireballs meteor through the windows. While everyone finds some cover, Lucifer gives Charlie a lecture that makes her angry enough to where her left eye twitches.]
Lucifer: You see? This is exactly what I'm talking about Charlie. You build something nice, you invite people in and offer them everything and they just bring violence and chaos to your doorstep. It doesn't matter how well intentioned you are, they're always going to disappoint you.
[Niffty was on the floor recovering the windows that were shattered, unaware that falling debris was about to crush her.]
Sir Pentious: Niffty! Come along!
[Pentious grabs Niffty before debris nearly crush her. Vaggie and Sable appears with her spear ready and Sable holding an assault rifle.]
Vaggie: All of you! Get a safe distance, Sable and I will take care of this.
[Before they could go out to deal with the mafia, Alastor appears out of nowhere and places a hand on Vaggie's spear to lower it.]
Alastor: No, my dear, leave it to me. It's time I remind everyone why I am here.
[Upon saying those sentence, Alastor turns demonic with his eyes turning to a radio dial. Mimzy pops up from the counter.]
Mimzy: Oh, finally! Took you long enough!
[Alastor goes into his demonic form as a green aura lights up from the outside. The mafia outside were just about to reload their catapult when they notices the eerie greenish glow before Alastor turns to his sinister demon form.]
Alastor: A reminder to all, not to mess with the radio demon! (evil laugh)
[With Alastor now in his demon form, he expands his tentacle tendrils outside where one smashes the catapult, the other killing several of the mafia gangsters. The remaining gangsters panic at the sight of the radio demon's magic.]
Mimzy: Yeah!
[Alastor's body grows larger and limbs become longer before exiting the front door with a sinister unmoving grin.]
Alastor: I will devour each and every one of you!
[Alastor heads out to massacre the mafia for attacking the hotel. As he exits the front door, Mimzy, Charlie, and Lucifer come out to watch the bloodbath. Charlie was totally appalled that Alastor is truly terrifying and maliciously monstrous, Vorvar'g just smirks at the carnage. Lucifer nodded once to make his point. Alastor devours and kills the mafia outside.. Body parts spread all over the front door, while Lucifer was oblivious to the mess.]
Vorvar'g: Guess old habits die hard.
Lucifer: Mhm, you see? What'd I tell you? Charlie, sinners are violent psychopaths, hell bent on causing as much pain and destruction as they can. There's really no point in trying.
Charlie: Dad! Stop! He's defending this hotel! (turning to see Alastor eating a mafia loan shark) It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me but my own father can't?
[Nearby, behind the turned table, Angel, Pentious, and Husk saw the melodrama that was occurring between Lucifer and Charlie.]
Angel Dust: Ooh, drama.
[Excited, Angel gets out a bucket of popcorn to watch the scene unfold. Husk also picks up a handful of popcorn to eat. Outside, Alastor nas finished massacring the mafia as he shrinks back down to his usual self, now satisfied that he's killed a lot of demons today.]
Alastor: Oh, I missed getting to let off steam!
[Mimzy checks outside if the coast was clear before approaching to Alastor.]
Mimzy: Oh, Alastor! What a fantastic show! Bravo! As always. Thanks for helping lil' old me out of a tougher spot, you're always such a pal!
[A railroad debris falls close to Mimzy, making her back away in surprise.]
Mimzy: Oops. Heheh... sorry about the mess, but I'm sure the little bug can take care of it for you.
Alastor: I think you should go Mimzy, now.
Mimzy: Oh pff, Alastor, you're such a kidder you! Haha, you are so funny!
Alastor: I mean it. You deliberately brought danger to this place just to have me clean up your mess. I can't have that here.
Mimzy: But you love taking care of me! What? You don't actually give a shit about this tacky place, do ya? Come on, I know you.
[Mimzy pokes his chest with every word in the sentence.]
Mimzy: You heartless son- of- a- bitch~
[Alastor casually moves her finger away. He moves around Mimzy before standing in front of her with his microphone stick placed in front.]
Alastor: You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot, but I think we both know that's not really your style, so you need to leave.
Mimzy: Fine! Who needs you? Have fun with your little princess and your little hotel! See if I care!
[Insulted and offended, Mimzy turns around and flips Alastor off before walking away. Husk was rather amused before turning back to the melodrama between Charlie and Lucifer, now with a bucket of popcorn of his own. Angel has his, but he also has a drink to go along with it. Pentious was holding a TV guide by Vox.]
Angel Dust: This is really getting good.
[In a heartfelt scene, Lucifer retreats to the lobby while Charlie follows him behind.]
Charlie: Dad, just... help me.
Lucifer: I... I can't.
Charlie: Why can't you?
Lucifer: Charlie! You don't understand. Heaven never listens! They didn't listen to me, they won't listen to you!
Charlie: You don't know that!
Lucifer: I do!
[With tears filling his eyes, Lucifer begins to express his feelings through a song. Vorvar'g took this chance and grabs Cereza shoulder, she immediately stiffens up and looks at him fearfully.]
Vorvar'g: We need to talk. Now. Grab Sable and meet me on your room.
[Vorvar'g leaves to Cereza, she then goes to grab Sable.]
Cereza: Sable dad needs us now-(Finally notices the tentacle marks on him) What the fuck happened to you?
Sable: I'd rather not talk about it, let's go see what dad wants.
[The siblings enter the room, Vorvar'g is watching the window at the remains of the loan sharks with in the background Charlie and Lucifer are singing.]
Vorvar'g: Let's get to the point, Cereza you said that there was an urgent matter to talk about?
Sable: You didn't Cereza...
Cereza: He has to know Sable.
Sable: But-
Vorvar'g: I said. Get. To. The. Point.
Cereza: (Exhales) Dad we went to the Crimson Alleys and we find out that there's a possibility that someone use your weapons to become the Crimson Knight.
Vorvar'g: I doubt it. My weapons aren't strong enough to deal with Angels. They are only made for Sinners.
[Cereza looks relieved but Sable then decides to drop the bomb on him.]
Sable: There's also the possibility of Hound being the Knight...
Cereza: Sable!
Sable: Look I know he wasn't there when we got the A.C but dad, are you the only one who can activate it or someone with enough power can too?
[Vorvar'g just keeps quiet before finally answering.]
Vorvar'g: So he made his move...
Sable: He? Who are you talking about?
Cereza: Sable that doesn't matter now. Dad we need to do something quick, if the royals find out-
Vorvar'g: I'll deal with the royalty. Now I need you to focus on maintaining the good image. Keep working with Charlie and prepare for the trip to Heaven.
Cereza: Heaven? But we are not welcomed-
Vorvar'g: I already talked with Lucifer about it, you'll be fine. Just make sure Charlie is safe up there.
Sable/Cereza: Understood...
[Vorvar'g stands up and grabs the siblings by the shoulders.]
Vorvar'g: Don't let this news affect you. You two are my legacy. My best achievement. Everything you have done will always make me proud of you.
[Vorvar'g leans down into the siblings ears.]
Vorvar'g: (Intimidating) Just don't make me regret saying those words.
[The siblings widen their eyes in fear. A huge black summoning circle appears as Vorvar'g is preparing to leave but not before looking at the siblings one last time.]
Vorvar'g: And regarding your question Sable, if you got the chance to meet a certain Angel called Sera. Ask her about Purgatorio. You'll then understand everything.
[Vorvar'g finally leaves leaving the siblings confused. Lucifer and Charlie returns to the lobby after traveling across the dimension to a mystical place. Pentious was teary after seeing the sweet tendered moment between the father and the daughter.]
Sir Pentious: (spoken) Aww, that was ssssweet.
Lucifer: Ok, I can get you the meeting but once you're in Heaven, I won't be able to go with you. Vorvar'g kids will be there just as a precaution but will you be ok?
Charlie: I'll be fine.
Lucifer: That's my girl. (sighs) Good luck kiddo.
[And with that, Lucifer turns into a violet red mist before disappearing away from the lobby. Vaggie comes over to talk to Charlie with uncertainty.]
Vaggie: This next part is going to be scary. You ready?
Charlie: I'm ready, (hugs Vaggie) cuz you'll be with me.
[Vaggie looks reluctant, hoping she does not mean 'physically being in heaven']
Vaggie: In spirit, right?
Charlie: In Heaven!
Vaggie: Yay...
[Vaggie's face winced at the thought of going to Heaven and tells that it was not going to be a very good thing, especially when her face saids, "Shit..." as the episode ends.]