total drama fuckers
courtney: fuck
*courtney left the chat*
heather: COURTNEY NEVER SWEARS WTFFFFFFF
duncan: it was either her or me who accidentally let the word slip about our relationship anyways
duncan: not like i wasnt looking forward to it
trent: great now duncney has told us they're dating
trent: aleheather next
alejandro: BET
heather: WE ARENT DATING HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY
justin: biggest aleheather shipper here
alejandro: thank you for supporting me and my lover in our darkest times :(
heather: GOD WOULD YOU SHIT UP
gwen: shit up
geoff: shit up ahahah
heather: i just got my nails done mb
heather: theyre cherry red almonds
bridgette: omg <3
bridgette: i cant get my nails done cos im too scared theyre gonna fall off when i surf and take my nail with it into the water
geoff: its okay bridgette i think you look beautiful with or without them :))
bridgette: aww geoff :))
gwen: anyway
gwen: TRUSTIN - a memoir
gwen: lets discuss
noah: this fucking group chat i swear to god.
cody: hey noah
duncan: notice how they come online at the same time ;)
noah: yes
noah: but what significance is that
gwen: DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID ABOUT TRUSTIN THE MEMOIR
gwen: i feel so neglected
heather: good lol
justin: sorry my bad gwen lemme just
justin: UH WHAT THE DIDDLY DARN CRACK JACK SNAPPERS WHIPPER SNIPPER LAWN MOWER POPCORN CRACKERS SODA POP CANS HAWAIIAN SUN DANCE GRASS SKIRT FIRE THROWING CIRCUS ELEPHANT IS THAT
duncan: justin let loose
trent: TRUSTIN IS A THING???
trent: i thought that was just some weird fandom shit or smth idk
heather: i thought i shipped noco but now trustins in the picture and idk guys :((
gwen: where even is noco
duncan: prolly on a date
duncan: yk sierra would know cos shes always stalking cody
heather: she talks about it like its a flex
heather: like girl its not
duncan: i lowkey miss courtney im gonna add her back
*duncan added courtney to the group chat*
courtney: guys my neighbour is playing 'i got bitches' really loudly help
justin: stop i know all the lyrics to that
heather: like stalking, that isnt a flex either
trent: listen to what justin has to say
heather: oooOOoOOoo
noah: i thought you liked gwen??
cody: no, I liked gwen
noah: oh sorry mb
heather: changed my mind guys noco on TOPPPP
duncan: speaking of which who do you think is top
gwen: definitely noah
gwen: cody on top feels wrong as helllll
gwen: he'd call you names like "daddy" and tell you to "let loose kitten"
*noah left the chat*
*duncan added noah to the group chat*
noah: fml
noah: why are you the way that you are
duncan: so who is on top you or cody
noah: ngl me tbh
gwen: NOCO CANON??
*trent took 8 screenshots*
izzy: i can smell the noco from chefs kitchen
eva: why are you in chefs kitchen.
izzy: ;)
eva: oh god
owen: THE WILD GOOSE CHASE COMMENCES
owen: now i really want goose :((
heather: wtv we have better things to talk about like how noah is an alpha daddy
cody: real
*cody deleted a chat*
gwen: CODY I SAW THAT
heather: saw what?
gwen: CODY JUST
gwen: nvm he deleted it too fast
heather: okay?
heather: noah hot alpha sigma male 69 awooooo
lindsay: hi guys!!
lindsay: whats an alpha?
courtney: greek letter of the alphabet
noah: brb going to go assert my dominance with my kitten
cody: EXCUSE ME
cody: GUYS HES GOING TO TOUCH ME
gwen: and they lived happily ever after
justin: i got bitches, all on my dick everyday, sucking on my balls, licking all my balls, i got bitches <33
courtney: 10 minutes and you only typed all that
justin: i also got a manicure
heather: noahs busy riding codys dick rn
*trent took 3 screenshots*
noah: IM RIGHT HERE WHAT THE FUCK
alejandro: i was going to say something inappropriate but i stopped myself
cody: man whore
heather: dang
geoff: duncney shipper all the way
leshawna: heather pipe down shortstop that was inappropriate as hell
dj: you too cody :((
dj: i wont tolerate any inappropriate language in this chat :(
courtney: pg 13 chat please
duncan: your neighbour seems to think otherwise
gwen: dont you live like next door to alejandro
alejandro: exactly
alejandro: im welcoming heather into my loving arms
heather: with what?
heather: manipulation and gaslighting?
gwen: heather OWNED that
heather: ik <3
lindsay: i have news guys!
lindsay: me and noah had sex!
*trent took 69 screenshots*
cody: TRENT STOP TAKINF SCREENSHOTS
trent: I CANT HELP IT
gwen: WHAT
heather: I SPAT MY WATER WHAT
tyler: WHO DO I HAVE TO FIGHT
cody: NOAH YOU CHEATED ON ME
noah: lindsay why would you tell them i trusted you
tyler: NOAH THE ONLY THING YOURE GOING TO SEE IS THE END OF MY FISTS
noah: bet
duncan: KILLING MYSELF RN
courtney: lindsay, do you know what sex is?
lindsay: uhmmmm i duont know :( can you tell me
courtney: give it your best shot, linds
lindsay: its like where theres a cat and an eggplant??
gwen: WHO TOLD HER THAT DKJADKSVCNZMCNM
duncan: me
alejandro: IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CUMMING
leshawna: GOD DAMN THATS A BIT TOO FAR
lindsay: cornseed why is everyone laughing :(
courtney: brb gonna go whack duncan in the head
gwen: duncan got dropped on the head when he was a baby
courtney: girls stick up for girls yk
lindsay: thanks cornelia and genny :)) i appreshiate it :)
duncan: CORNELIA IM SHITTING BRICKS
trent: GENNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
tyler: SO DID YOU AND NOAH HAVE SEX
lindsay: whos noah again?
leshawna: tyler, dont stress about it, lindsay probably kissed you and thought you were noah, its not a big deal
tyler: oh okay thank god because i broke my wrist trying to lift a kettle with hot water
noah: im built like a shape in geometry but even thats easy to beat
duncan: guys courtney is in my driveway with gwen im scared
heather: good luck cos im going offline
alejandro: the man whore is too
trent: yep justin has a photoshoot and needs a ride
tyler: i have to go to the dentist
noah: me and cody are doing the unspeakable
cody: BITCH WHAT
heather: good luck xx youll need it
duncan: thanks a lot guys thanks a lot
a/n:
skl started so idk if i can update
might update noco book on the weekends but ill try and update this everyday cos i have a busy ass schedule