requested by: Lady_LS2
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"So, we are back to watching Phineas & Ferb" Loki announced as she teleported to her podium.
"Oh, so like a new song?" Luna asked.
"Yea and this was a pretty popular song when it was originally requested" Loki said.
"How old are your requests?" Neville asked.
"Probably a year..." Loki answered.
"WHAT"
"You don't understand that I'm trying to be an academic weapon," Loki sighed.
"Oh, I understand," Hermione smiled. "You can take all the time you need."
"Thanks" Loki said "Now to the video."
"Now somebody, everybody scream."
Ginny was the first to start screaming.
After Ginny, Fred and George joined them.
They looked like lunatics.
*She screams*
"There's squirrels in my pants"
"How the heck are there squirrels in your pants?" Pansy blinks.
"She probably meant ants," Neville said.
"Or she seriously does mean squirrels," Luna suggested.
"Or that" Neville nodded.
"That girl's got serious squirrels in her pants"
"Serious? What does that mean?" Draco scoffed.
"Sirius?" Sirius smirked.
"Sirius Black is.." Bellatrix spoke slowly.
"Dead, we get it" Sirius rolled his eyes.
"There's squirrels in my pants."
"Maybe I can believe her since she is moving her body in every direction.." Fred noticed.
"If she had ants her body would not have moved as dramatically" George mentioned.
"Tell me what's making you jump like that."
"She said it" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Squirrels in her pants" Hermione smiled a little.
"I think I like the song," Ron commented.
"It's not all that," Blaise said.
"S.I.M.P Squirrels in my pants"
"That would usually stand for simp..." Draco noticed.
"It would not stand, it spells out simp" Hermione corrects him.
"Wow, it's like I don't care," Draco scoffed.
"Just wanted to let you know..." Hermione trailed off.
"Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats"
"Squirrels in my pants!"
"These animations are very interesting" Sirius looked deeply at the screen.
"I can give them that credit as well," Lupin nods.
"Is the show a musical?" Harry asked.
"No," Loki answered.
"There is alot of singing.." Harry muttered.
"S to the I to the M to the P"
"SIMP" Draco yelled.
"The real meaning" Pansy snickered.
"Then maybe you can be moving like me"
"Weak ass moves" Fred sputtered and covered his mouth.
"We can teach them how to dance," George suggested.
"That would be cool," Fred nodded.
"No" Draco shook his head.
"Why?" George and Fred said at the same time.
"Cause let's be real, you're not teaching anyone how to dance" Draco said.
"Right.." Fred and George start to aggressively dance.
"Hell no..." Narcissa turns the other direction.
"Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)"
"Step right over and watch me put it"
"Legendary moves" Fred compliments.
"I could do those dances" Sirius stood up.
"Oh, don't break your leg, you don't realize how old you are," Snape said in his deep tone.
"We're the same age," Sirius said, annoyed.
"Not mentally" Snape countered.
"Right, you're 56 and I'm 17" Sirius scoffed.
"Not a flex" Snape said.
"Never was," Lucius adds.
"S to the I to M to the P"
"Who you got back and watering your plants?"
"A squirrel?" Luna guessed.
"Why would a squirrel water someone's plants?" Blaise asked.
"I don't know, I just guessed since that was the animal we have been talking about" Luna said.
"That's smart of you," Neville said.
"No, it's basic common sense" Pansy interjected.
"S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants"
"Are they actually not gonna help her?" Ginny asked with a concerned look.
"It does not seem like it," Luna muttered.
"That's messed up," Ginny said.
"The squirrel has probably already bitten her and now she is gonna have an infection called Rabies, then the disease will eat her alive" Draco said calmly.
"What..?" Harry stared at him.
"You just said one of the most messed up shit I have ever heard" Fred commented.
"How can I qualify for government grants?"
"Squirrels," Bellatrix murmured.
"You remind me of them," McGonagall said honestly.
"Really?" Bellatrix turned to her.
"Yup, like the crazy ones that chew aggressively on the nut" McGonagall nods.
"I can see what you mean," Bellatrix taps her chin.
"S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants"
"Hypnotize me, put me in a trance"
"S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants"
"So she's just twerking?" Ginny said.
"That's highly inappropriate" Lucius called out.
"No, it's meant for entertainment purposes, you weirdo" Sirius hissed.
"Yes, adult entertainment" Lucius seethed.
"Oh, your weird as fuck" Sirius turned away.
"You're taking things way too seriously," Harry commented.
"I just don't like this cartoon," Lucius answered honestly.
"Then look away," Lupin suggested.
"I don't take advice from werewolves," Lucius hissed.
"I regret giving advice to a barbie," Lupin scoffed.
"Got an Aunt Florence living in France"
"That is such a random line," Hermione said.
"A lot of lyrics in this song are random," Pansy adds.
"A lot of songs in the series are random," Narcissa added.
"That's the correct answer" George points at Narcissa.
"She can't see the squirrels in my pants"
"I don't think anyone can see them," Ginny laughed to herself.
"No, she just keeps posing," Fred said.
"And she is eating up her poses" Ginny applauded.
"Is she though?" Pansy asked.
"Is she?" Draco scrunched his face up.
"She is," Ginny glared at them.
"Alright."
"Step right over and watch me put it down"
"Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)"
"Put what down?" Ginny asked.
"Not very specific," Hermione said.
"They can put anything down," Ron speaks up.
"I forgot you existed" Pansy stared at him.
"I just don't feel like talking sometimes," Ron shrugs.
"Step right over and watch me put it"
"S to the I to M to the P"
"The squirrels in her ass-"
"Excuse me?" Narcissa glared at her son.
"You know what I mean" Draco snapped his fingers.
"No, I don't," Narcissa huffed.
"We need an utter explanation," Lucius seethed.
"The-"
"Squirrels in her pants" Ginny whispered.
"Yeah, the squirrels in her pants..." Draco laughed nervously.
"We do not want to hear you cussing" Lucius said "We have more respect than that."
"We don't fall down to common peasants" Bellatrix scoffed.
"If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance"
"S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants"
"I could do that dance without squirrels" Ron folds his arms.
"Exactly, just give me a few drinks" Ginny smirked.
"You're going to become a drunk?" Harry's eyes widened.
"I never said that," Ginny said.
"Sounds like you meant that" Dumbledore spoke up for the first time.
"I forgot you were here," Ron said.
"I just prefer to keep to myself," Dumbledore smiled.
"There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants"
"I suggested that" Neville gasped.
"And they clearly wanted to let you know that you were wrong," Blaise said.
"Okay, so not good..." Neville registered in his brain.
"S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants"
"Yeah Proletariat and Bourgeoisie"
"I love history," Luna gasped.
"Baby, you don't need an academic degree"
"Quite frankly you do" Hermione giggled "Education is everything."
"Most of the time" Blaise said.
"All the time" Hermione insisted.
"You know there are many people that have become successful when they dropped out of school" Blaise argued.
"I know some people..yes..It's us" George clapped.
"Pretty successful" Fred winked.
"That's just rare" Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Everybody's smellin' my pot-pourri"
"S to the I to the M to the P"
"That looks nasty," Draco commented.
"Don't eat the pot-pourri," Ginny said.
"Step right over and watch me put it down"
"Squirrels, squirrels (S to the I to the M to the P)"
"Someone save her," Lupin mentions.
"She has been suffering for hours I bet" Harry added.
"How has she not been able to get it out?" Dumbledore looks to his row.
"It's for plot" Snape answers.
"Good choice" Dumbledore nods.
"Down, down on the ground"
"Cause you know I got it goin' on"
"Do I think so?" Ginny tapped her chin.
"No we don't" Hemione whispered.
"(S...) S to the I to the M to the P"
"(I...) S to the I to the M to the P"
"If your pockets are empty get a cash advance"
"I wish," Ron whispered.
"That's just poor," Pansy laughed.
"You're so funny," Fred rolled his eyes.
"I am a clown," Pansy snickered.
"Yup, in the big way," George nodded.
"No, not that way-"
"(M...) S to the I to the M to the P"
"(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P"
"Her high-pitched voice kind of annoys me," Blaise said.
"Oh, shut up" Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Those dance moves also don't make sense for someone that has a squirrel in their pants," Narcissa said.
"Exactly," Draco nodded.
"If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants"
"Yeah, Malfoy," Harry coughs.
"I don't need hair implants," Draco scoffed.
"Oh don't worry, you will," Harry smirked.
"If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance"
"That's on facts" George whistles.
"You'll just die," Ginny concludes.
"A horrible death," Fred added.
"Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants"
"Old Uncle Freddy looks like he does not give a care in the world" Dumbledore laughs.
"Yeah" McGonagall nods.
"Ain't about love, ain't about romance"
"I got squirrels in my pants"
*Clip ends*
"So, they did not get the squirrel out of her pants?" Ginny was the first to ask.
"I would expect at the end we would see something at least..." Fred said.