- The gods created Enkidu to divert Gilgamesh's superhuman energies, but that didn't go so well because shortly after that, he's lured away by a prostitute.
- The prostitute pulls a Captain Falcon and says "Show me your moves", then tells Enkidu to check out Uruk to find Gilgamesh
- Uruk isn't the same as Ryuk, remember that.
- The Deep aka W is for anywhere or anytime at all, down here in deep blue seaaaa!
- If you mixed all types of foundation together, what color would you get?
" Shazam got wisdom!" "Is it secret? Is it safe?!" Good Ol' Gandalf the Grey.
- He grew weary on the road, then collapsed on the streets, and gets mud on his pants
- Its an iPad! Its an iPod! No everyone, its the tablet of stone!
- Rumbling, Rumbling, it's coming. Rumbling rumbling, Beware!!!! Coming for youuuu!
- Why take the stainway, when there's a highway to hell?
- I feel like Ishtars favorite sonss are Don't Tell 'Em, S&M, and Lollipop
- Not even the copy-ninja himself could copy a king like that!
- If I lose it all, outside the wall, live to die another day! I don't want anything, I just need toooo...Beware!!!
- Join the survey corps! We promise you're not canon fodder! Ok big bad wolf, watch out!
- I mean, I don't usually eat bricks, but do you I guess. New Year, New Me!
- I wonder what the dimensions are for a square mile?Could you use measuring tape?
- Ooo is that pottery or for sculpter? Because I can't tell them apart.
- I wish a half of my braincells woud expand too! Yay Ishtar! Get it queen!
- So, a flower pot before there were flower pots? Bronze Medal for #3!
- Omg is it story times Let's goooo! Read more read!
- Forget the rest of these lousy kings! I'm heroic in stature!
- Lol its literally Benkei: Dark Bull Red Horn Uppercut!
- The founding fathers for Cardfight Vanguard: Stand up, the Vanguardo!
- He means that he's going for the back right? Yeah I think I'll stop now
- So it's Kaneshiro's Palace, with some actually good security?
- Wait, they had Tsunamis back then?
- Eagle Smashing Claw! Back when Tsubasa was cool and not crazy TwT
- Looks like Benkei's back with good ol' Gilly by his side
- Ok now I'm confused in more ways then one. Sooo, I think that's enough reading for today!