Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190

EXTRA

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By Kessho_Yuki

Before the little watermelon a small candy was born, the person who didn't expect him the most was actually the little watermelon.

But when the little watermelon saw the wrinkled and ugly little candy for the first time through the glass, he realized that he liked this younger brother quite a lot.

He breathed a sigh of relief, such an ugly younger brother would definitely not arouse the love of Baba.

So, with a heart of brotherly friendship, Little Watermelon began to show endless enthusiasm for his newborn brother - until the ugly little candy that people can't look at it turns into white and tender little buns, he can't laugh.

Little Watermelon suspected that his younger brother had been dropped when he was in the hospital, so he ran to Bai Yu who was still decadent and lying on the bed with his own hand, and said seriously: "Baba, let's go find the police uncle."

Bai Yu glanced at him, wilting and unable to lift his energy, "What are you looking for the police for?"

"My brother has been replaced, and I'm going to find my brother." The little watermelon gestured, "My brother is so ugly, but this brother is so beautiful, so he is not my brother, I want to find my brother."

My brother is so ugly, no one will take him home after he disappears, and my brother will die and starve to death.

Little Watermelon's sympathy rose, tears flowed in his eyes, and he lay on the bed softly, saying: "Baba, my brother will die" 

 Bai Yu almost jumped out of bed in fright when he first heard Little Watermelon's words, he thought that his son who had just been born was taken away, but when Little Watermelon finished saying a whole sentence, he reacted.

Song Shirin walked in from the outside with an expressionless insulated box, he just went to stare at the nurse and fed his youngest son milk powder, thinking that he would learn to feed after understanding it, so he waited until his youngest son was full of food and drink, and then walked back with Bai Yu's lunch.

Song Shirin was obviously stunned when he saw the anxious little watermelon, "What's wrong with him?" Bai Yu took the mobile phone, and when he heard the words, he immediately laughed happily: "He thought his brother was taken away, hey, I'll go, what about the photos I took before...... Tsk, I found it, the little watermelon came over. "

The little watermelon leaned his head and looked at Bai Yu's mobile phone, and when he saw a child lying on the mobile phone screen who was uglier than his younger brother, he was frightened and said, "Baba, who is he!" It's ugly!"

"......" Bai Yu glanced at the little watermelon with complicated eyes, and said, "Have you forgotten, this is you." 

The ugly little watermelon in the child on the mobile phone screen was suddenly frightened, and quickly shook his head to deny it, and hurriedly said: "No, he is not me, me, I am very good-looking, really, Baba I am very good-looking, look at me." 

Song Shirin had never seen the photo of the little watermelon that was just born back then, and when he heard the words, he was also interested, walked over to take a look, and took his mobile phone to look at the "ugly photos" of the little watermelon that year.

Little Watermelon stared at Bai Yu with a frightened face, waiting for him to deny it, waiting for him to say that he lied to himself, his eyes were full of hope.

However......

Bai Yu shook his head and said, "In this photo is you, you were really so ugly before, really, really." 

Little Watermelon said stubbornly: "No, I'm not so ugly, don't be joking, it's a very serious thing." 

After speaking, the little watermelon was still afraid that Bai Yu would not believe what he said, so he ran over and took Song Shirin's hand, tilted his head and said, "Daddy, it's not me in the photo, right."

"It's you." Song Shirin replied without hesitation, his cranial nerves were a little rough during this time, so he didn't see the expression of the little watermelon that instantly collapsed at the moment he answered.

Bai Yu, who was staring at the child's expression, saw it, and suddenly smiled even more happily, but when he saw the expression of the little watermelon, it could be described as loveless, and he hurriedly smiled and said: "Little watermelon, don't worry, this is normal...... No, I'll explain it to you."

The little watermelon looked at Bai Yu like ashes, and his eyes were full of lifelessness.

How could such an ugly kid be him?

"Actually, the children who just gave birth are all so ugly, well, how can I say it, when your father and I were just born, we were actually so ugly, and I can't see the handsomeness I am now." Bai Yu was a little short of words when he said this, and he couldn't help but push Song Shirin with his hand.

Song Shirin raised his head from his mobile phone, his expression was a little puzzled, and said, "What's wrong?" 

"Your son is about to cry, hurry up and explain the reason to him." Bai Yu couldn't help but scratch his head, blaming him for being lazy when he was in school and didn't like to study biology...... However, back then, he seemed to have chosen liberal arts, and liberal arts didn't seem to have any biology.

He remembered that he had studied biology when he was in junior high school, but biology at that time did not say why children were so ugly when they were born.

Bai Yu fell into the biological cycle of wireless.

Song Shirin glanced at the little watermelon, and the teary-eyed little watermelon also glanced at Song Shirin, and after the two looked at each other for a few minutes, Song Shirin said lightly: "It's like this when I was first born, it's you in the photo, and it's your brother in the next room," this explanation shouldn't be wrong.

The last straw that has been supporting the little watermelon was completely crushed by the truth, the little watermelon pouted, and it looked cute if she wanted to cry or not, but she still couldn't bear it and refused to cry.

"Baba, will my brother be ugly in the future?"

After the little watermelon lowered her head and grieved for a while, when she thought of when, she raised her head and looked at Bai Yu with hope in her eyes, her eyes full of anticipation.

Bai Wei was worried that his younger brother would become ugly in the future, so he said without hesitation, "Appearance is 100% based on genetics, and the children born to our Bai family since ancient times are all handsome men and beautiful women, you can see me about this."

Song Shirin glanced at him.

Bai Yu continued to swear, "Your father is not ugly, okay, even if we don't say that your father's genetics will not mutate." If you look at your face, you will know that your brother's face will definitely be handsome in the future."

The little watermelon burst into tears instantly.

Bai Yu was momentarily stunned, what was wrong with this, how could he say that he was good-looking and cried.

Song Shirin also frowned, not knowing what was wrong with the child.

The little watermelon whose sense of crisis filled his whole body was so sad that he couldn't speak, he wiped his tears with his hands, and stretched out his hand to Bai Yu with a sob.

Bai Yu pointed to his stomach expressionlessly, signaling the child to choose his own mobility.

The little watermelon, who was so sad that she couldn't help herself, stretched out her hand in front of Song Shirin, and was then picked up by the man.

The little watermelon was sad in Song Shirin's arms, and she cried for a while before stopping, but her eyes were still full of resentment.

Hey, my brother will definitely look good in the future.

When the time comes, someone will compete with him.

It's really a younger brother who can't be liked.

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