Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 181

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Early the next morning, Bai Yu rushed to the crew, and as soon as he walked into the crew, he was forced to accept the bear hug of three people, and said with a dark face: "You can't be reserved, there are so many people on the scene." 

Chu Xiaoxiao was wearing a simple white shirt with black pants, looking particularly fresh and beautiful, she rolled her eyes impatiently, "Why are you so difficult to serve, you didn't give you a warm hug last time we met, you complained for a whole hour during the meal, and now you give you a warm hug, you dislike it again^" Jiao looked at Bai Yu with a kind of mentally retarded look, "Duplicity goblin, what to pretend." 

Lin Yi was still the one with the best temper among the three, he hurriedly stopped the accusations of the two of them against Bai Yu, and said, "Forget it, it's hard to meet once, let's go change clothes first."

Seeing that someone finally spoke for him, Bai Yu stepped forward seriously and put his hand on Lin Yi's shoulder, "Tell me honestly, did you secretly lose weight, why don't you have a double chin?" The smile on Lin Yi's face was closed, and he dropped Bai Yu's hand on his shoulder expressionlessly, and said, "You go in and play by yourself, I'm going to change clothes with them, goodbye."

Bai Yu looked at the trio who were unusually united at this moment and said, "You want to scare me as soon as you meet?" 

"Uh-huh." Chu Xiaoxiao let out a syllable from her nose.

Bai Yu smiled, and then followed the three of them to change clothes. After changing clothes, the three of them each took the script and talked to Bai Yu.

Chu Xiaoxiao has also played supporting roles in some film and television dramas in recent years, all of which are the kind that end in a few scenes, so she doesn't leave much impression on the audience, and she is basically still an offensive and acceptable female figure in the "Breakup Challenge".

And Jiao Li and Lin Yi rarely participate in film and television dramas, and the best scene they have ever played is probably a supporting role in the movie of a friend in the gang circle last year, in which they played two stupid thieves.

Their image of stupid thieves can be called the point with the most laughs and the most explosive acting skills in the whole play.

Bai Yu said: "There are not many of you who play, but they are very important."

"Liar!" The three people who had stayed up late to read the script complained angrily to Bai Yu, "I said that I would arrange a supporting role for us, but it turned out to be a trick."

"Isn't this unique role as good as the supporting role in your mouth?" Bai Yu didn't seem to have any shame at all, he lied seriously: "The role I arranged for you is completely adapted from your own image, so it is completely good for you to play the role, and it is completely better to play in your true colors."

"So, you mean, I'm just a vase?" Chu Xiaoxiao shook the script in her hand expressionlessly.

"Am I an idiot?" Jiao Li threw the script in his hand on the table, and accused Bai Yu with a very angry look, "The hot pot I invited you before was completely blind."

"Come less, your guests will always be in your hot pot restaurant, I'm about to vomit." Bai Yu smiled and said, anyway, he has deceived people, what do you like.

Lin Yi patted Bai Yu on the shoulder, his tone was very gentle, but he was inexplicably a little cold, "So in your eyes, I am a shameless gay?" Bai Yu: "...... I'm just happy."

How could he have thought that a casual sentence almost stabbed the hornet's nest.

The hornet's nest trio was laughed at by Bai Yu, and the three of them laughed for a long time before Jiao Li began to say: "Don't laugh, you hurry up and tell us how to play this part, finish filming early and finish it early, I'm still waiting for the blind date."

Chu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, "Blind date? When did you hate getting married so much? "

"The blind date my mother arranged for me was annoying." Jiao Li said as he took out his phone, opened a photo, and said, "This is my blind date, isn't it beautiful?"

The other three people glanced at the photo on Jiao Li's phone and nodded in unison, "Beautiful!"

Jiao Li said proudly: "Such a returnee female doctor can be worthy of my identity, introduce her to me, this is the most correct thing my mother has ever done this year, okay, guys, hurry up and start talking about drama."

The other two single dogs of the four people did not speak at this moment, glanced at each other, and then withdrew their eyes, the meaning in their eyes was very complicated, it is estimated that they were the first to take off the single by Jiao Li.

Bai Yu, who was the first to take off the single, smiled and said nothing, coughed dryly with the script, cleared his throat and said, "Let me give you a brief description of your plot."

Chu Xiaoxiao plays a vase in the last days, a beautiful vase, nothing else, even zombies have not been killed, but she is better than anyone else, the reason is that the boss of the apocalyptic base she is in is her eldest brother, and the second is her good friend.

Lin Yi plays Chu Xiaoxiao's eldest brother, a domineering doomsday base boss with absolute power control, and his only weakness is that he had a crush on a straight man before the end of the world, which he has never forgotten.

Jiao Li plays the second child of the base, a carrier of violence, and a perfect interpreter of simple mind and developed limbs.

And one of the male protagonists of the three-person group played by Bai Yu is the straight man who was secretly crushed by Lin Yi before the end of the world.

The first meeting after the end of the world was very dramatic, Lin Yi led his team to sweep through the warehouse in the supermarket, and Bai Yu grabbed the food that Lin Yi's little brother had just collected outside, and the two of them were on the bar.

The three-person team of the end of the world was defeated against the big guy of the end of the base and his little brothers!

But how could Lin Yi, who finally saw his sweetheart, let Bai Yu go, so he tied these three people into his base, and then, some stupid things happened inside the base that couldn't be described in words.

Lin Yi felt incredible about his character after reading the script, he always thought that he had got a fake script, but when he checked the script with two other friends, he found that he didn't get the wrong script at all.

Lin Yi raised his own question: "Why do I fall in love with you in the play, a stupid Maoshan Taoist?"

Bai Yu, who played the stupid Maoshan Taoist, said expressionlessly: "Because I am more handsome than you, you don't like me, who else do you want to like?"

"Can Huaguo broadcast it? Such a character. Compared with Lin Yi's entanglement, Jiao Li's questions were more focused.

Chu Xiaoxiao frowned and nodded, they really regarded Bai Yu as a buddy, so they agreed to come over and play tricks when they didn't see the script, but when they got the script and saw Lin Yi's character problem in it, they began to worry that Huaguo's degree of conservatism could not be compared with foreign countries, so they didn't think that such a script could pass the review.

Bai Yu coughed, "Of course TV won't let such a script be broadcast, but we are an online drama."

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, today's Huaguo online dramas are already very open in some aspects, at least they can broadcast such a ......

Male and male plot.

Bai Yu picked up the mung bean water that Uncle Yan prepared for himself, drank half of it, and said: "And the clip of him having a crush on me in it is only a small space to describe it, and it will not be pointed out substantially."

"I don't have a crush on you." Lin Yi repeated with a calm face.

He is now sick to the word "crush", not disgusted by such a character, nor homophobic, he just can't accept that he wants to have a crush on Bai Yu in the play.

It's just a day dog.

Bai Yu, who was disgusted, quickly sensed the meaning of the words and said, "It's so difficult for you to have a crush on me in the play?" Believe it or not, I'm looking for a screenwriter and asking him to add more ...... to you What do you think when you are in love with my troubles? "

"Are you sure you can be so nonsense if you are a producer, and the reputation of your show is gone?" Lin Yi sneered.

"Absolutely." Bai Yu replied quickly, then coughed a few times under Lin Yi's mocking expression, cleared his throat, and whispered: "I can let you shoot, but I asked the director to cut out your clips when editing in the post-production."

"Slut." Lin Yi was choked by his words for a long time, and only after a few minutes of silence did he come to his senses, he and Bai Yu's brain circuits were not on the same line at all, so he simply didn't talk to Bai Yu, stood up and said, "I'll go to Zeng Xun to talk about it."

"I'm going to play against the original in my first scene, I'm going to find him." Chu Xiaoxiao was still very concerned about the vase role she was going to play, and when she saw Lin Yi leaving first, she also stood up and said.

"You're not looking for me?" Bai Yu looked up at them, "You abandoned me like this?"

"Isn't there still me, what are you anxious about?" After the two left, Jiao Li said slowly, took out his script and threw it in front of Bai Yu, saying: "Tell me, give you a chance to chat with me alone, don't fall in love with me, I'm a straight man."

Bai Yu took a deep breath, "......"

While the two were talking, Song Shirin walked in from the outside with a small watermelon, glanced at Bai Yu from a distance, and then walked over with the child and said, "Bai Yu, come here."

Bai Yu walked over, and behind him was Jiao Li's complicated and strange eyes, and said, "What's wrong?"

The little watermelon wore a hat and beckoned to Bai Yu and said, "Baba, I'm coming to you."

"Huh?" Bai Yu said that he had been pulling the little watermelon in his pants and picked it up, hugged him in his arms and coaxed him to kiss him, and said, "Why did you come to me so early today?"

"I just passed by the kindergarten and picked him up." Song Shirin raised his wrist, glanced at his watch, and said, "I want to talk about a business nearby, I can't take him with me, you can take him, I'm really good to come to you after the business."

The little watermelon with his eyes full of tyrants waved his hand indifferently, and his tone was full of perfunctory: "Goodbye, Daddy."

Bai Yu looked around and found that there was no one nearby except for Jiao Li behind him, and those people didn't look at him, so he leaned in, quickly kissed Song Shirin, and said in a low voice: "Drink less."

Song Shirin's face, which had been flat, eased at this time, and the corners of his mouth hooked an arc, and for a moment, he lowered his voice with a "hmm".

Behind the two, Jiao Li almost tore up the script he was holding.

Wo Cao, what did he just see!?

Song Baiyu kissed Song Shirin?!

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