Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 174

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By Kessho_Yuki

After watching the ending of the "prince" in front of the TV, a few people dispersed and went back to their respective homes.

Bai Yu filmed a whole day of fighting scenes today, and the whole person was a little wilted, and he walked by himself without looking in front of him with his head down, until he stopped a person in front of him, Bai Yu reacted generally, looked up, and found that it was Song Shirin.

There were no people around, so Bai Yu walked up without any scruples, hugged Song Shirin, and then kissed him on his expressionless face, and said with a smile: "Why are you here."

Song Shirin was so annoyed by his sudden kiss that he lost his temper, "I just got off work, I stopped by to see you."

"There are few scenes today, and I can go back after filming early." Bai Yu handed the coat he was carrying to Song Shirin, asked him to help him hold it, then bent down to tie his shoelaces, and said, "What about Little Candy, aren't you taking care of him?"

Song Shirin looked at him and found that Bai Yu was really pregnant for three years now, so he kindly reminded him and said, "I am going to work today, and it is not good to take him in the company."

"What's wrong with this, it can fill your body with the smell of fireworks in the world." Bai Yu tied his shoelaces and stood up, and saw that Song Shirin's tie was a little messy, so he stood on tiptoe to help him straighten it, and then said with satisfaction: "Remember to see if you are dressed properly before going out next time: "Song Shirin didn't care about this, but seeing that Bai Yu was completely in line with the attribute setting of a good wife and mother, he still felt a trace of warmth, pursed his lips and said: "How are you filming in the crew these days."

Bai Yu blinked and said, "It's okay, it's nothing special, it's just that there are a lot of action scenes every day, and I can't take any more."

After speaking, Bai Yu also stretched out his arm covered by sleeves to show Song Shirin, trying to win the sympathy of Boss Song, and said pitifully: "Look at my hands, they are all filmed like this."

Song Shirin was distressed, but his face was still expressionless, and he said: "You can find a stand-in, the crew is not short of this money."

"Those action scenes, I don't feel tired, but after filming, I feel very tired, let's say tired, but I'm not particularly tired." Bai Yu shrugged his shoulders, "Besides, even Chu Wenwen, a little girl, didn't say that she wanted to find a stand-in, and she basically went into battle in person during filming, how can I be embarrassed to find a stand-in as a big man."

Song Shirin did not comment on his idea of dying to save face and suffer crimes.

"I remember that there is not much work in the company during this time, if you are busy and you are really idle, you can't come to accompany me?" Bai Yu opened the co-pilot's door and sat in, looked at Song Shirin while wearing a seat belt, and said, "I'll buy some duck necks at the intersection later, I want to eat."

Song Shirin twisted the key, nodded while driving the car, and said, "Okay."

"If you come to visit the class, remember to buy something to eat and drink." Bai Yu propped his chin and tilted his head to look at Song Shirin, and said, "You say, if you really come to visit the class, will you use the producer's boyfriend or the actor's wife at that time?"

"I'm your husband." Song Shirin turned the steering wheel, slowly turned a corner, stopped in front of a 24-hour convenience store, and said, "You wait for me here."

Bai Yu looked at his back as he left inexplicably.

When Bai Yu, who was bored and sitting in the car, saw Song Shirin walking back with empty hands, he was suddenly stunned, he looked at Song Shirin, who was wearing a seat belt, and said, "What did you just do, what did you buy?"

Song Shirin was about to drive for a moment, and said, "The condom at home has run out."

Bai Yu, who finally knew what he had just done: "......"

"Did you buy strawberry flavor?" Bai Yu suddenly remembered something and hurriedly said, "I don't like other fruit flavors."

Song Shirin nodded slowly in Bai Yu's eager eyes, "I bought several boxes."

Bai Yu was relieved at this time, they were all old husbands and old husbands, so Bai Yu was not too shy when talking about these topics.

The sheets have been rolled so many times, if you are shy, it will be hypocritical.

Bai Yu nested his head in the co-pilot's seat and fell asleep, and when he passed the intersection at the door of his house, he forgot to ask Song Shirin to get out of the car to help him buy a duck neck, and it wasn't until the two of them drove home that Bai Yu remembered.

"Where's my duck neck?" Bai Yu stood by the car door with his dizzy head in his hands, and suddenly remembered that his duck neck hadn't been bought yet, and he was suddenly tired, "You didn't buy it for me, did you?"

After speaking, Bai Yu looked at Song Shirin expectantly.

Hurry up and say you bought it.

Song Shirin shook his head and said, "Forget, eat less of this garbage."

"...... Oh. Bai Yu followed Song Shirin's steps into the elevator with a dead heart.

The next day, when Bai Yu was filming, Song Shirin came over to visit the class with a large bag and a small bag, to be precise, Song Shirin came to visit the class with Secretary Chu who was carrying a large bag and a small bag.

Song Shirin and Bai Yu, who had just finished filming their own scenes, chatted together, and Secretary Chu distributed the fried chicken hamburger milk tea brought by Song Shirin on the spot with a smile on his face.

- These were all chosen by Secretary Chu.

Today's young people just love to eat these, and the staff of a crew brings supporting roles to perform in a group or something, and there are more than 100 people scattered in total, and it is most suitable to buy a family bucket.

Buying a family bucket is to deal with several people, and Secretary Chu feels that this transaction is worth it.

Bai Yu left and right a chicken wing, and Zhenghuan who was eating a cup of Coke in his right hand, saw that Song Shirin, who was sitting on the side, didn't say anything, so he stuffed half of his fried chicken wings into Song Shirin's mouth, and said: "You taste it, see if it's delicious, if it's not delicious, I'll eat all this family bucket."

Song Shirin didn't have time to hide, so he was stuffed with a mouthful of junk food, and quickly ate the fried chicken wings with a calm face, and couldn't help but say: "Eating too many of these things is not good for your health, you eat less."

Bai Yu took out the hamburger, took out the pieces of meat and ate them, left the bread and the vegetables inside, and said, "I can't eat it, you can help me eat it."

"Don't be a picky eater." The fried chicken wings that had just been forced to stuff a mouthful of them had already made Song Shirin feel very dissatisfied, so it was absolutely impossible for him to help Bai Yu eat any hamburgers now.

Bai Yu chewed the piece of meat, swallowed it all, looked around, and saw that everyone was smiling and eating without looking at them, so he leaned up and whispered in Song Shirin's ear, saying, "The condom you bought last night shouldn't have been used yet, I remember that you didn't use that brand before."

Song Shirin couldn't help but nod along with his words and said: He really hasn't used this brand, so Song Shirin is very curious about the cover of this brand, and he is also looking forward to the experiment with Bai Yu.

"Do you want to go back and try with me tonight?" Bai Yu said for a long time: "I haven't had much of a role in the past two days, I should be able to go back early tonight, if you want to try it with me......"

Before he finished speaking, Bai Yu put the hamburger in front of him that had been eaten off the meat in front of Song Shirin, and the meaning in his eyes was obvious, do you eat 7

Song Shirin took the hamburger that lacked meat, frowned and ate it after dividing it by two, and after eating, he took a bottle of mineral water, drank half of it in one go, and said, "It's not as delicious as I imagined."

"It's not as delicious as I imagined." Bai Yu looked at Song Shirin with interest.

"...... tonight," Song Shirin whispered.

Bai Yu stood up as soon as he brushed it, and said loudly as he walked: "Have you finished eating, hurry up and start work after eating, finish early and rest early."

Staff_ sounds.

Originally, all the muscles of this body were exercised in the gym, and the usual meals were given by special nutritionists and fitness coaches, so I rarely ate these hamburger chicken wings, but this time, in view of the fact that it was the investor Song Shirin, I frowned and ate a lot.

After eating, I regretted it, frowning and smiling on the small chair, sighing from time to time.

Bai Yu still had a piece of jerky in his mouth, and when he saw this, he walked over, patted Yuan Shi's shoulder, and said hello, "What are you doing sighing." 

"I just ate a whole bunch of greasy chicken wings and burgers, and you never imagined how much these things hurt my figure."

At the time, he said that he was also addicted to eating just now, and he didn't expect it when he ate it, and only after eating did he remember that he couldn't eat so much.

Bai Yu waved his hand indifferently and said, "Of course I know that these things are the natural enemies of weight loss and fitness injuries, and they can't be touched at all, but it's okay, don't go back to bed so early tonight, just spend an extra hour exercising and eating."

Yuan Shi said quietly: "What you said is good, I usually only spend more than an hour before going to bed, but now I have to add an extra hour for no reason, it's too bad."

"There's no way around that, you can skip it, but I'm sure if your fitness trainer knows about it, I guess you'll hang up." Bai Yu laughed at him.

I didn't bother to talk to him.

Zeng Xun saw that he was here with Bai Yu at the time, so he walked over with a loudspeaker, pulled Bai Yu and said, "I remember that you filmed with Shan Yan, how is your relationship?" "So-so." Bai Yu said vigilantly, "Why are you asking this?"

"After two days of playing, I think there is a role that is very suitable for her, so I want to ask Shan Yan if there is a schedule." Zeng Xun said embarrassedly, "But her agent has always ignored our invitation because we didn't choose Shan Yan, can you ask Shan Yan in private?"

"This ...... It shouldn't have anything to do with me, and I don't care about that. Bai Yu was about to refuse euphemistically, but when he heard Zeng Xun say a word, he immediately couldn't say anything to refuse.

Zeng Xun glanced at him meaningfully and said, "You are a producer, and this kind of thing should have a lot to do with you."

Bai Yu: "......"

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