sierra: yk what i just realised
courtney: no and we dont exactly care either
sierra: technically me and cody are still married because we never got a divorce!!
heather: a divorce from what 💀
sierra: when we got married in world tour!! the tight rope thing!!
heather: yeah and i 'married' alejandro but you dont see me laid all over him
alejandro: oh mi amor 😳❤️
heather: STOP.
leshawna: honestly i wish you two would just quit acting and make out already
leshawna: heather, you wanted gossip and now you GET gossip
heather: not any gossip that involves me obviously??
leshawna: why are you the way that you are
cody: i wanna divorce
sierra: CODYKINS!!!!
sierra: it was only a matter of time before you came online!!
noah: notice how she just ignores any negative comment we make about her, cody or her and cody's toxic relationship
noah: not that they are in a relationship of any sort
heather: whatever
heather：cody, get over yourself
heather: sierra can't be that bad, we made it through loads of episodes and weeks with her, her being in this group chat isn't totally unbearable
cody: excuse me? you're not the one who is getting STALKED.
sierra: STALKED?? BY WHO??
sierra: dont worry cody i will get them and stab them in the back!!
cody: please don't
duncan: because that way she'd be committing suicide
courtney: we've gone way past the boundaries of pg 13
heather: fine whatever
heather: sorry ig
noah: youre still not off the hook
cody: ^ what noah said
geoff: stalking is so not cool dudes
geoff: if your girlfriend is a stalker thats a massive red flag right there
geoff: 🚩
noah: gee it was so unclear you even had to add the emoji
duncan: i like emojis 😀
courtney: theyre so childish, it makes you seem more immature than you already are
heather: can geoff not sound like a commercial?
geoff: luckily for me i have an amazing girlfriend who doesn't do that
bridgette: aww geoff!! ❤️
leshawna: he's advertising healthy relationships
leshawna: that or he's putting his girlfriend up on sale
geoff: i love you too bridgey bear 😘🥰
noah: they ignore everyone in this chat but each other however they're so much better than sierra
sierra: who said my name?
duncan: guys i think someone said her name 🥶
noah: i dont think she can read 🥶
cody: i think she stalks people 🥶
heather: i think she's a massive slut for cody 🥶
cody: 👀
trent: WOAH THERE HEATHER THATS PASSING THE LINE
courtney: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT PG 13
dj: HEATHER THATS NOT NICE
dj: sorry about shouting guys :(
dj: im gonna go now sorry for hurting your feelings :((
bridgette: aww thats okay dj! come back when you are feeling better :)
dj: thanks bridgette :)
sierra: heather fyi i am not a slut for cody 😡
sierra: we're sluts for each other 😊
cody: what !!
noah: can someone please get her out?
duncan: your memory must be failing you because i recall that we CANT
courtney: you felt so happy to say that didn't you
duncan: yes
noah: it was a rhetorical question
heather: does she seriously think that she's married? is she mentally ill? can we get a hacker in to get her out?
courtney: and i want a million dollars but we can't always have what we want :((
alejandro: don't worry ladies, i will work to get sierra out as soon as i can
heather: thank god
alejandro: anything for you sweetheart
*heather has left the chat*
*alejandro added heather to the group chat*
heather: im going to kill myself 😃
gwen: please do
trent: 😀
dj: gwen that's not nice :((
dj: you could've really hurt heather's feelings
leshawna: ifshereallyhasfeelingsatall
leshawna: i mean who said that
gwen: dark humour anyone
gwen: does nobody get dark humour
gwen: geez not my fault you can't take a joke
courtney: i mean...that was pretty rude
gwen: coming from you that means a loooot
courtney: boyfriend stealer
gwen: didn't you and duncan get back together
duncan: yes
courtney: no
courtney: ugh
dj: look now heather's gone silent :(
heather: oh no im just watching the drama
heather: just because i wasn't here doesn't mean i wasn't trying
gwen: whatever 🤷♀️
heather: either way sierra you are NOT married to cody and you probably never will be
sierra: who says
heather: uh i think its pretty obvious
heather: me.
sierra: it doesnt matter anyway.
courtney: if we're all married here then im married to duncan 💀
duncan: i like that ngl it doesnt sound too bad
courtney: the point is, sierra is as married to cody as the rest of us are married to our tightrope partners in world tour
heather: shaking when i think of being married to alejandro
alejandro: 😔
courtney: it was never official because you dont have rings, marriage certificates etc.
sierra: well either way we are married somewhat
courtney: sierra listen to me.
sierra: i am listening
courtney: you are not listening. you are not married to cody.
sierra: well being divorced to cody is better than not having him at all anyways so !!
courtney: SIERRA.
duncan: no point princess
duncan: just let it happen
heather: in one way or another we'll all be divorcees 😔
courtney: yeah 😔
heather: courtney ill marry you and duncan can marry alejandro
courtney: great idea
bridgette: ILL BE THE BRIDESMAID AND GEOFF CAN BE THE BEST MAN
a/n:
this is a pretty shit chapter if im being honest 😔
im working on it though