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segasonic: @pal-meraktis
segasonic: omochao what does your username even mean
is this chat dead
pal-meraktis: Maybe if you played a VN other than your own you would know!
walltrap: it's an ace attorney reference
pal-meraktis: Fuck you!
segasonic: context bud
walltrap: ???
it's in the name
pyre-princess: Oh. That's very on the nose, isn't it?
segasonic: litrally just malpractise
*literally damn
walltrap: *malpractice
ik there's probably the british version too but
they use "practice" for nouns
segasonic: okay i think thatsd enough silver
i dont wanna think about english grammar any longer than i have to
pink_cabriolet🔨: sonic it's been four years since this gc was last used
segasonic: never too late to revive something dead ames
pink_cabriolet🔨: y'know what? nevermind
my question is: WHY is classic here???
segasonic: wdym
hes always been here
pyre-princess: But he never chats and he also wasn't at Donpa Kingdom.
Why is he here?
segasonic: so do you guys remember that ad i did for sega hardlight a few years back
the one where i played apple arcade on my iphone
walltrap: lmao shadow went online as soon as you said that
segasonic: huh WHAT
pink_cabriolet🔨: he's typing
then deleting
then typing
what 🤨
→ all-hail-shadow deleted a message.
segasonic: that was fast
pal-meraktis: I'VE ALREADY SCREENSHOTTED IT, SHADOW!
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!!
all-hail-shadow: really?
pal-meraktis: Okay I shall go and delete it now sorry
all-hail-shadow: android is the only way to go.
it's blasphemous to think otherwise.
→ all-hail-shadow went offline.
pyre-princess: Was his profile picture an anime character?
pink_cabriolet🔨: WAIT
death battle made a video of him fighting the character in his pfp a while back
walltrap: OMOCHAO
what did he delete
pal-meraktis: ...
DMs.
segasonic: are we gonna continue the story or
pink_cabriolet🔨: OH my god so so sorry about that sonic 😭😭😭😭
segasonic: it's fine 👍
also omochao send me what shads deleted
i need to know
segasonic: OKAY NOW WE CONTINUE BECAUSE I WILL OVERTHINK IF I DONT
so theres an appl arcade game made to promote tsr
and classics in it so
walltrap: but he wasn't even in the race?
segasonic: close enough
pink_cabriolet🔨: HOW did you get dodon pa to add him anyway??
segasonic: idk i asked him abt it then next thing i know classics here
walltrap: oh i just remembered
how was your b-day party amy?
pink_cabriolet🔨: oh it was fun!
before the train became evil anyways
segasonic: my back still hurts form being dead on the floor
walltrap: waitwaitwaitwait
the train became evil
segasonic: tricked espio into sedating me w something that made me look like i was actually dead lol
pyre-princess: Me, Tails, Rouge, and an employee on the train stole a Fabergé Chao egg.
walltrap: you roped a poor employee into this??????
segasonic: the train was evil
pink_cabriolet🔨: it wasn't exactly intentional...
the train stopped all of a sudden and threw me, tails, and barry into the supply closet!
they were trapped in there with us for a while, and they decided to help us!
walltrap:
segasonic: tricked espio into sedating me w something that made me look like i was actually dead lol
wait espio did WHAT
how did no one notice???
pink_cabriolet🔨: 1. shadow locked everyone in their respective traincars (he needed time to get me a gift!)
2. we didn't have a reason to double check (barry DID check and was worried, but me and tails thought sonic was just sleeping)
pyre-princess: The employee seems to like gambling a lot, too.
segasonic: last i heard they managed to win the lottery lol
walltrap: so the train was evil
segasonic: yep try to keep up silver
walltrap: why was the train evil?
pink_cabriolet🔨: it was basically a big giant badnik! the poor flicky powering it...
walltrap: a single fucking FLICKY?!?!
segasonic: the train had become close to its conductor
and since it was the guys' last day on the job
it decided to kidnap everyone in it so we could be delivered to eggman and it would get a reward
aka keeping the conductor forever
walltrap: so espio was just tricked by this thing
segasonic: yeah apparently he thought it was part of the game
→ walltrap deleted a message.
pal-meraktis: I CAUGHT THAT SILVER!!!!!
walltrap: it's no use omochao
i will crush you if you don't
pal-meraktis: okay okay i will get rid of it
pink_cabriolet🔨: SEND IT TO ME OMOCHAO
segasonic: curious now
send it to me too
walltrap: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS STOP