total drama fuckers
duncan: sooooooo...
noah: before you say anything, no, i'm not gay, no we will NOT be having a conversation about ships today, its been the same thing for the last 4 days and i am tired of it.
duncan: you read my mind frfr
izzy sent an image:
heather: you really called duncan out for that crazy girl
gwen: idk but is it just me
gwen: duncan keeps accusing noah for being gay
gwen: but what if DUNCAN'S the gay one
courtney: what.
gwen: wait listen to my theory court, he dated both of us and couldnt keep any, might as well go for the opposite gender
courtney: makes sense ngl
duncan: WHAT
duncan: IM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MAKING FUN OF NOAH
trent: yk what time it is
trent: *takes out guitar*
trent: *starts playing guitar*
harold: *beatboxes*
justin: *rips off shirt seductively*
cody: *inhales*
cody: LIAR 😳 LIAR 😡 THE 😁 WORLDS 🌎 ON 😖 FIRE 🔥 WHAT 🙀 YOU 👋 GONNA 😝 DO 👀 WHEN 😰 IT 😅 ALL 😏 BURNS 😫 DOWN 🤠
heather: your drama brother ass wasnt gonna get nowhere anyways
trent: um excuse me heather that is not nice
heather: remember your hit release
trent: remember when you kissed me to make gwen upset
heather: "when i cry" 😢 "my eyes get wet" 💦 "i hope it wasnt" 😇 "guy sweat" 😰
heather: sorry i was too busy typing about your pathetic guy sweat to care
alejandro: can i drink it
cody: ayo alejandro thats not
noah: i think you made cody uncomfortable
cody: you think?
duncan: oOooOOooOO
duncan: gayest thing ever
noah: ok lol
courtney: what is it with this group chat and being gay ffs
heather: courtney that was surprisingly homophobic of you
gwen: no homophobia in this chat ⛓️🥀🖤
geoff: yeah we support all the colors of the lgblt communication
bridgette: HELP
courtney: no because im just saying—
leshawna: zip it girl
leshawna: we dont need any of your negative homophobia
heather: you know you're always welcome to leave 😇
courtney sent an image:
heather: i kin noah
noah: for the last time im straight but ill make an exception for dunky wunky
courtney: DUNKY WUNKY?????
leshawna: i can smell the jealousy
duncan: no thanks im good
noah: you know you wanna 😉
courtney: noah stop taunting him or i will come right to your garden and light it on fire with gasoline
noah: oh no 😣 not the garden 🪴:((
heather: this is why i kin noah frfr
noah sent an image:
courtney: im calling my lawyers
noah: im so scared :((
noah: what do i do :((
noah: i need a big strong man to protect me :((
duncan: im calling MY lawyer
courtney: im your lawyer!!
duncan: cutee my girlfriend is my lawyer
alejandro: relationship goals
alejandro: heather take notes
heather: WHAT
gwen: drama brothers come sing us out of this misery
trent: good cos i never put away my guitar
cody sent an image:
duncan: so many people sending photos today
duncan: wait