Not So Sweet~ A Sillie Romanc...

By everwh0re13

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"Love is blind. But in your case, its also deaf, mute, dyslexic, schizophrenic, has a bad heart and moves aro... More

a/n
We all know what happened last time
What happened last time
He knows
She knows
They know
Lying Whore
Elmax
Jake/Sadie
Overthinking?
Call with Paige
NOT AN UPDATE !
Coffee shop
First scene
Bower is back
Birthday
Meet Dylan
Iris Hotel
Bathing suit
Awkward shower
Partridge
Re-do birthday
Mission accomplished
Avoiding her
Road trip
Max's Party: Sadie's Version
Max's Party: Millie's Version
Max's Party: Louis's Version
Maxs Party: Max's Version
Max's Party: Noah's Version
Max's Party: Dylan's Version
NOT AN UPDATE
Good morning
The Not-date pt.1
The Not-date pt.2
Flooded
Trailer Conversation
Dreams
Forgetting Joe
Arguments
Back to school
ET said
Max?
There's two of them
Willow in the closet (Janitors closet)
Under the stars
Meet the Riverdale cast
The dolphin incident
Stuck with you
Juan
MTV awards
Firefly
Natalia&Maya Joseph&Jamie Millie&Sadie
Gaten&Lizzy
Sadie Sink at the sink
On set sleepover
Extracurricular
This is what happens when theres a fire and youre about to die
Caleb's locker (Dont mind the Jane Austen)
Tetrakaidecagon
PTM and animals and stuff
fruits with faces
cocaine empire
sodium and strokes
ᆞPᆞᆞoᆞᆞoᆞᆞfᆞ
NOT AN UPDATE !
Tension (is building)

not millie bobby brown

80 7 11
By everwh0re13

~MILLIES POV~

Caleb and I met Max in the hall, outside the cafeteria (don't ask why Caleb tagged along, I don't know either).

Outside the cafeteria doors, you could hear loud pop music playing from inside. I raised a questioning eyebrow at Max and she shrugged her shoulders.

The door opened and Kj and Cole stepped out. Max gave them a weird look.

"Sorry, Robinson wanted us to start a flash mob." Cole explained simply. "We'll leave you guys to... whatever you were doing." And they left.

"You know what, I actually forgot what I wanted." Max said.

Caleb and I both groaned, annoyed, after almost killing Sora just to leave the class. Max laughed at how irritated we were.

"I'm kidding! Listen-"

"Wait, shouldn't you be in class?" Caleb asks. Now I'm annoyed with him for interrupting.

"I've spent the last two months ditching school and letting my twin sister cover for me so I can get to work. I think I should be a pro by now." She explains. "Anyway, I needed Millie because of this..." she takes her phone out and I sigh, expecting a magazine or a post about one of us.

But what she shows me, however, isn't a magazine article, but a threat sent to her on instagram.

users1

Hey maxieee

I couldn't get through to any of the other cast members because they arent active on their verified accounts all the time so I'll be texting you privately

Okay, listen up I actually am a huge fan of stranger things and think you're pretty cool but I also REALLY REALLY need your help with something.

*attatchment

Istg I will post this shit if you don't listen to my demands🔫🗡🗡🗡(btw i lowkey always thought you two would make a cute couple)

Okay, shocked would be an understatement. It was a picture of me and Sadie, looking a little too close in the changing rooms before P. E. The duffers didn't add it to my lessons, so I was just passing through. Sadie, on the other hand, was completely shirtless.

Caleb stood there, watching my expression change. "Can I see?"

"No." Max and I both said at the same time.

Max puts her hands in her pockets. Unlike most of the other girls, she wore trousers instead of the plain grey skirt. "Yeah, so..."

"What the fuck?"

"This is why I'm scared of joining ST and becoming a celebrity."

"Trust me, there are many other reasons you won't want to become a celebrity."

Okay, what do I do?

"Show me again." I asked Max and she gave me her unlocked phone.

max:P

Listen up fucker-

"Wait, what are you doing?" Max stops me from typing.

"Threatening back?"

"No, you idiot fuck." Caleb intervenes. "What did they threaten you with?"

"Illicit photograps." I say

"If you get in their bad books, they'll probably go ahead and post your shit. Are they a fan?"

"Yes."

"They type this, word for word: Hey! This is Millie. I love talking to fans and try to do it as much as I can (even if you're threatening me:)). Before you tell me what you're demands are, how's your day been?"

I typed it out as he said it. It sounded so stupid, but I trust Calebs judgement. Also, there was a lot of pressure in the moment.

users1

Literally that evans fucker that teaches chem is such a bitch idk what he even talks abt thanks for asking:((

Oh btw I go to school with you (you can try guessing who I am but that would be incorrect)

max:P

Wait wait wait lemme guess.........
That weird kid named ash that no one talks about????

users1

EEEUUHH guess again.

max:P

Sora???? (If so sorry for the asthma attack but it was calebs fault so threaten his car or something)

users1

EEUUHHH guess again.

max:P

SORAS TWIN SISTER SKYE???? I AM SO SO SORRY FOR ALMOST MURDERING YOUR BROTHER (but in my defence you probably almost murdered him in the womb according to science)

users1

Ew. No. I fucking hate the twins.

max:P

WAIT.....TRISTEN MCADDAMS???? YOUR DAD IS DATING MY SISTER DUDE CAN WE NOT DO THIS

users1

EUUUHHH. Wrong again.

YOUR SISTER IS DATING TRISTENS DAD?????

max:P

Yes unfortunately and she's making a horrible mistake he's a fucken dirtbag.

OHMYGOD YOUR JESSICA ALTON ARENT YOU?????

users1

EEUUHHH. I think you should give up.

max:P

No. I refuse giving up (unless I get this right) KYLE MACKANTOFF????

users1

Kyle mackantoff is not smart enough to threaten a celebrity everyone knows that

He's all muscle and no brain

max:P

So, you hate the twins and you hate Kyle.... does that help me figure out who you are?

users1

Lowkey hate everyone (except finn he's a cutie) so no

"Max?"

"Yeah?"

"You know this school better than we do. Who hates Kyle and the twins, but loves Finn?"

"Uh... everyone? I don't know about the twins, but a lot of us hate Kyle and a lot of people love Finn."

"They wouldn't if they knew him."

"Then this person probably doesn't know Finn personally."

"That could literally be anyone." Caleb comments.

"So just like, meet their demands or something. That'll make shit easier." Max says.

max:P

It would probably be easier for both of us if you could just text me in my private account @ notmilliebobbybrown

users1

OKAY SURE

wow notmilliebobbybrown you really couldn't think of a good username could you?

max:P

No ones texted me asking if I'm millie Bobby brown yet so yeah its worked so far

users1

Somehow that doesn't surprise me

OH WAIT IM FALLING OFF TRACK

Right, my demands:

A witches eye

A dragon scale

A mummy's hand

A werewolf's tail

A unicrons blood

Eye of newt

A zombies dream

A rodents tooth

max:P

Dude, be for real

users1

Sorry I had to

ACTUAL list of demands:

A skateboard

Two months of guitar lessons

A signed picture of mayas dad Ethan Hawke (while your at it, just get David and winona to sign it too. I'm not that big of an uma thurman fan but you can get her to sign it too)

Stranger things merch

Billie eilish concert tickets

Italian leather couch i saw on amazon

Get caleb to write me a song

And..... yeah. Thats it.

max:P

Thats it?

users1

Yuppp

max:P

Oh

That should be easy

It might take caleb a little bit of convincing though

users1

Yeah but you'll get it eventually

Oh and I forgot one more thing: you have to break up Dylan and Noah

~SADIES POV~

Halfway through math class, we were all rushed out into the hallway because of an 'accident' that happened in the chemistry lab. For the rest of the lesson, the teacher said we were free to do whatever we liked as long as we didn't get him in trouble.

I wandered the halls, trying to find any people i knew that had a free lesson. Far down the hall, I could see Millie, Max and Caleb. I was about to go to them when a hand took hold of my arm and pulled me back.

"Ow! What the hel-"

"I have no time for this." It was Tristen.

"What the fuck?" I yanked my arm away. "Whats wrong with you?"

He looked so fucking done. "What's wrong with me? You gave me a monkey!"

"Yeah, and...?"

"Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with it!"

"I don't know. That part's for you to figure out. We had a deal."

"Is it too late to back out of that deal?"

"Uh, yes?"

"Well, I don't want the monkey!"

"Shes an orangutan. And her name is Olivia."

"I really couldn't give any less of a fuck, help me!"

I sighed. I really should've gone with a hamster. "What do you need help with?"

"Oh thank god," he put a hand through his hair. "I have like, a billion questions: What does she eat, does she make any noises, if so, how loud would those noises be, could I keep her in my locker, does she need a lot of space to move around, why is she orange-"

"Wait, hold on," I tried to catch one thing he said, but every question skipped my mind except Why is she orange. "What was the first question?"

He made a frustrated noise. "You redheads are so annoying!"

Ouch.

"Just-" he started but was cut off by a loud banging noise that came from his locker, followed by what sounded like scratching.

This fucker. "Did you put her in your locker?" I asked him, already dreading the answer.

"Uhm..." he scratched the back of his head. "Maybe...-"

"Oh, for fucks sake,"

This time it was me taking him by the arm towards his locker. I stood aside while he entered his combination. The second it opened, Olivia tumbled right out and into my arms.

"Woah, woah..." I caught her, but she climbed over my arms and tried to land on the floor. She ended up falling out of my hands, but Tristen caught her just in time.

"Okay, this is the last thing that I thought would happen today."

"You have no idea."

Olivia climbed up Tristens arm and on to his shoulder. When she realised she was much too large to sit there, she advanced to the top of his head.

"Y'know what? She's kind of cute." Tristen says, his smile showing his deep dimples.

She was cute until she started pulling his hair.

"Ow! Ah... ow! Olivia Sabrina McAddams!"

"You gave her a full name?" I said, realising he could be more attached to her than I thought.

"I actually don't know where that slipped out from. I mean, if I'm taking care of her, then her last name has to be McAddams, and since you're the one who gave her to me, and you're name is Sabrina-"

"No it isn't!"

"-I was like 'yeah, that would easily be her middle name'. Sounds pretty good, right?" Olivia was still pulling his hair, but he seemed to mind a little less.

"Well-"

"Hey Sadie!" Caleb called from down the hallway. He came running to me and Tristen. "Hey Triss. How's Liv over here treating ya?"

"Terrible. I swear, this little monster crawled out of hell."

"Shes adorable, though. That's undeniable." I could've laughed at how much they were acting like Olivia was Tristens toddler. "Oh, by the way, Sabrina, I need help with a poem thing for literature. What rhymes with 'You threatened my friend with illicit pictures and asked for this song in return'?"

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A/N

I forgot to ask you guys to thank me for manifesting st5 now let's work together and manifest a husband for will byers

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