[We open with an exterior shot of hotel the before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.]
Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! (Starts to panic.) And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]
Vaggie: Yes. We will.
Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.
Cereza: (Sarcastic) Thanks for the vote of confidence Angel....
Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]
Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?
[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]
Sable: Ew.
Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val , is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.
Cereza: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -
[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see zeppelin armed for battle.]
Cereza: Nope, not dealing with this. I'm gonna be focusing on the PR, Sable this is all yours. (She leaves.)
Sable: Gee thanks...
[The scene cuts inside the blimp to see him Sir Pentious and his Egg Boiz scattering around.]
Sir Pentious: Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and face -(Notice Sable) Sable?!
Vaggie: You know this guy too?
Sable: (Awkard) Yeah you could say that...
Sir Pentious: Oh this is great! Finaly I can kill two birds with one laser! (Looks for Alastor) Now where are you?
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Sir Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!
Sable: Great may be a stretch.
[Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie, Sable and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg Bois: Ooh you tell 'em boss.
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Niffty: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Alastor scoops Niffty up and drops her to the ground.]
Alastor: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week.
Sable: And over the course of like 5 years.
[Alastor cocks his head.]
Sir Pentious: We've done battle, like... 20 times.
Sable: Well, I told you have been really bad at this.
Sir Pentious: Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal.
[Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.]
Niffty: Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?
Alastor/Sable: Oh, nobody important.
[Cut to the Vees' headquarters. A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.]
Ad: New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!
[Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.]
Ad: This week's episode of "Yeah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertainment!
[Shifts to tapping fingers as we enter a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. Electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism.]
Vox: Muhahaha! Now that's good television!
[Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands his hand via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.]
Vox: Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?
Velvette: Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!
[Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it.]
Vox: Whatever could be the problem, my dear?
Velvette: Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and-
[Off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing.]
Valentino: (In Background) FUCKING BITCH!
Velvette: Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it, Valentino!
[The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up sighing, fixing up his bowtie.]
Vox: Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val. Hey hey hey. Fuck my life.
[Vox then walks up to a platform, which rises up.]
[Cut to an elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying "trust us!", before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.]
Reporter: Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?
Vox: My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce with collaboration of Vorvar'g industries-
[The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek and Vorvar'g logo mashed together, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading-]
Vox: VoxVar'gTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety.
[Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers. A manager approaches Vox.]
Manager: Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?
Vox: Thirty seconds ago. (Walks off) Try to get that bitch Camilla and that fucker of Vor on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs.
[He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall. Cutting to Velvette's studio. The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her]
Velvette: Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!
[As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her]
Vox: Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot-headed friend now?
Velvette: Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!
Vox: (sighs) And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?
Velvette: Who knows?! I haven't seen him this mad since the Knight came to visit. But he tore up my best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!
[Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants.]
Velvette: No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww. (gasp) Yes! That's the one.
Vox: Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here.
Velvette: Of course, I do! Fuck you! (flips him off) Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!
[Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes]
[Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters. he finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes]
Valentino: Fucking FINALLY! (throws drink) Kitty! Another drink!
[The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and re-appears with the drink.]
Valentino: Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!
[As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.]
Vox: Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?
Valentino: (gets up) Fucking Angel Dust! (walks up to him) Who the hell else would I be talking about?! (walks past him) That fucking SLUT walked out on me! (turns to Vox) ME! I fucking made him! (Vox walks a little way away) Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes.
Vox: Oh! Angel quit?
Valentino: NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse! [takes Vox's phone] He MOVED!!!
[As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half.]
Valentino: He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?! (walks to closet) He thinks he can run off and shack up with BIMBO daughter!
Vox: Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?
Valentino: YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and—
[As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.]
Valentino: Which of these makes me look sexier? (turns to closet)
Vox: Heh. what are you doing, Val? You're not going over there.
[As he speaks, his left eye started it's hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.]
Valentino: That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!
[Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.]
Vox: (distorted) VAL...(calms down) Hehe. Think about it.
[Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns.]
Vox: Our brand is, perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will, do for our image?
Valentino: Um.....fuck it up?
Vox: Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?
Valentino: No!
Vox: And do you remember what happened last time you tried to take Angel by force?
Valentino: (Rubs one of his hands) That fuckface knight hasn't been seen in over a year, ironically he isn't his guardian angel! He won't be there this time.
Vox: Hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO...you should...
Valentino: Do nothing?
Vox: Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the (pinches cheek) Big bucks.
Valentino: Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone.
Vox: Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month. (walks to TVs)
Valentino: Ohh, you know me too well. (chuckles and blows smoke) Ya know....Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa.
Vox: Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?
Valentino: (Chuckles) Someone who owes us much more than money...the Radio Demon and Sable are in there.
[Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appear on the left side of his lower lip.]
Vox: (distorted) What did you just say?
Valentino: You heard me.
Vox: Alastor...Sable...(walks to him) are working together again...and their with Lucifer's (glitches) daughter, and that wasn't the (grabs him by the collar) FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!?!?!
[As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope. The scene, from a drone point of view, showing Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming. While Sable deals with the Egg Boiz.]
Sir Pentious: Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!
Charlie: Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough.
Angel Dust: Nah. He's got a few more hits in him.
Sable: Trust me, he can do worse.
[Sir Pentious falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.]
Alastor: Thanks for another forgettable experience.
[Sable kicks and Egg Boi that falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.]
Sir Pentious: Thank you...for letting your guard down!
[Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit.]
Sir Pentious: Haha! Yah! Oh, shit...
[Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.]
Sable: (Whistle) Must be a new personal record.
Alastor: You think? Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Best of luck, chums. Sable would you like to come? It would a great chance to catch up.
[Sable just shrugs.]
Sable: Sure why not?
Vaggie: Wait, you're LEAVING?!! We need your help! We need you to do your job.
Angel Dust: (gestures to the hole on the wall) We need a wall.
Alastor: Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!
[With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes a interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.]
Angel Dust: (Giggles.) Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool.
Vaggie: Sable you are our security, you just can't leave!
Sable: It's gonna be fine, Razzle and Dazzle can be in charge for a bit, besides I'll just call Cereza and she can teleport me here if something happens.
[The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.]
Valentino: See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family! Vox? (slams his fist on the table) VOX!
[Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor and Sable leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static.]
Vox: (Glitches) Those FUCKERS are back!
[Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him.]
Valentino: Yeah! I thought Alastor was gone for good too!
Vox: It's been seven years!
[Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.]
Valentino: You still pissed that they almost beat you that time?
Vox: Uh, FUCK YOU.
Valentino: Just saying. (walks around him)
Vox: Things have changed a lot since he left town and he became a purse dog!
Valentino: THAT'S for sure.
Vox: I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!
[Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background. The n0ext shot shows Vox grinning as he marches to his chair.]
[0:46-1:11]
Vox: ♫ Top of the hour and we're discussing two certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year and three-year absence respectively.
Did anybody miss them , did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program.
So, the Radio Demon and his pup is back in town!
Why are they hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily, I've got good news!
They're losers, one's a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile
But they are a bunch of cowards!
You can take that as gospel.
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible!
Stop giving them the time of day!
Don't listen to a word he'd say.
Hope he had a nice vacay!
But they should have stayed away! ♫
[1:12-1:20]
[Cut to Sable and Alastor who had just finished getting his coat tailored. They notice the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. Alastor smiles and walks away with an idea as Vox continues singing.]
Sable: A petty fuck as always that Vox.
Alastor: (Smiling) That's what makes him so entertaining. Follow me I have and idea.
[Cuts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel. Sable bops his head in rhythm to the music. Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time.]
Vox: FUUUUUCK!
[The scene cuts to the emergency meeting with Vox, Velvette, and Valentino to discuss a matter with Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, pass out drinks to each of them.]
Vox: We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's (slams the table) BRAT and that smiling freak!
Velvette: Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop it?
[Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.]
Valentino: Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave.
Vox: Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?
Valentino: That lanky prick won't even return my calls.
Velvette: If Vor's son is there is most likely that his prude daughter is also there. (Grin) Just ask him if we can borrow those puppets of his.
[Vox taps a button on a table, a giant monitor appears with the calling sign appearing, a few seconds pass and the monitor then shows Vorvar'g not looking at the camera. ]
Vorvar'g: Whoever you fucking are you have a lot of nerve calling-
[Vorvar'g finally notices the Vee's.]
Vorvar'g: Oh look, who do we have here? The Tv clown, the attention bitch, and the rapist. What do you three want? I'm busy.
Vox: Vorvar'g, the radio demon has been seen around town again with your son.
Vorvar'g: Oh so Alastor is back?
Valentino: Yeah and even worse he is pondering about with Lucifer's daughter!
Velvette: And knowing your puppets it's most likely that Cherry is also there.
Vox: And I think that whenever Alastor is planning could affects us greatly Vor.
Vorvar'g: So are you implying something?
Vox: Get your kids to inform us about Alastor's plan with Lucifer's daughter and we can assure you many benefits across our turf.
[All Vee's smile wickedly at Vorvar'g who just chuckles before it turns into a full laughter that leaves them confused. Vorvar'g finally composes himself.]
Vorvar'g: Oh the royals were right, you guys are the hell's version of the three stooges. (Threatening) Listen here, you guys maybe right that my children are puppets but they are my puppets an I don't share my toys. If you wanna fuck with Alastor then be my guest just don't involve me for fuck's sake.
[The Vee's just glare at Vorvar'g furiously.]
Voravr'g: Oh and one more thing, if you wanna do another collaboration Vox, maybe don't announce it the same day you tell me about it YOU FUCKING PRICK!
[Vorvar'g hangs up.]
Velvette: (Scoffs) What an asshole.
Valentino: Mhm.
Vox: Shit. If we can't use Vor's kids then we need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in.
Velvette: Someone...pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?
Valentino: I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?
Vox: (Scoffs.) I think...I have JUST the one.
[As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with an sinister grin for a plan he has in stored. Back at the hotel, the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie, Cereza and Vaggie returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.]
Angel Dust: Soooo? How'd it go?
Vaggie: [Sighs.] Not a single new recruit.
Cereza: Turns out that giving salvation in exchange of stopping sinful activities is a big no-no for Sinners these days.
Angel Dust: Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?
[As Angel check on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.]
Sir Pentious: Why, hello my dear—
[Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face. He falls when Vaggie brought out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and held a peace sign gesture.]
Sir Pentious: Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace.
Vaggie: What are you doing here?
[Charlie appears behind Vaggie.]
Charlie: Vaggie, what's the problem? (gasps) Oh! Hello again!
Cereza: What's going on? (Notices who it is) Aw fuck...Sable!
Sable: (Off screen) What?!
Cereza: That snake prick is back!
Sable: (Off screen) Fuck! On my way.
Sir Pentious: Wait! I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?
[Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grabs his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.]
Charlie: (gasps) You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our-
[Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie. Sable then appears next to Vaggie.]
Angel Dust: Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?
Charlie: Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery... special little man!
Angel Dust: (To Vaggie and Sable) Aren't you two supposed to protect this place?
[Charlie gives Vaggie puppy-dog eyes, begging her to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Vaggie gives in.]
Vaggie: (Sighs) I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine, (Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation) or even with the war machine. (Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing)
[Angel Dust then looks at Sable.]
Sable: Technically she is my boss, so whatever she says it goes.
[Charlie was so happy that she hugs Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.]
Charlie: Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!
[Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.]
Sir Pentious: Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this.
[Angel follows soon afterwards.]
Angel Dust: Eh, I give you a week, tops.
Cereza: I'd say 3 days.
[Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blow up before it was fixed.]
Charlie: So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-
[Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again.]
Vaggie: Babe, you don't have to show him every detail.
Charlie: Sorry, I'm just so excited to have our first real guest!
Angel Dust: Uh, what the hell am I then?
Charlie: Well, you're an important part of our family here Angel, but you uhm, uh...
Vaggie: Constantly make us look bad.
Cereza: Sexually harass the staff.
Sable: And have literally never once tried to improve?
Charlie: What they mean is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once.
[As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset of everything Vaggie described him to be. Niffty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.]
Charlie: Over here we have our maid Niffty.
Niffty: (Gasps) The bad boy is back!
[Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.]
Niffty: (creepy whisper) Never leave me again.
Charlie: We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have- (nearly bumps into Alastor) Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious...hehe..
Alastor: Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!
[Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him a part.]
Alastor: (in a sinisterly tone) I definitely remember you now.
[Sir Pentious gulps nervously.]
Charlie: Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson! (Clears throat) "How to apologize!" The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?
Sir Pentious: Yes..uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. here.
[As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tear from Alastor's coat. Alaster takes it and inspects the damage.]
Alastor: Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you.
[Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned. The scene cuts to a group gathering introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel.]
Charlie: Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me. My name is Charlie (claps twice) I like to sing! (claps twice) and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing! (claps twice)
Sir Pentious: My name's Sir Pentious (claps twice) I like to build (claps twice) and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled! (claps twice)
[When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone.]
Angel Dust: This is stupid.
Charlie: This is not stupid! (claps twice) It's just a game! (claps twice) Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same! (claps twice)
Angel Dust: I am too sober for this.
Vaggie: Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day! (claps twice)
Cereza: Get (claps twice) fucked.
[The next scene cuts to a role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as a innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop.]
Angel Dust: "Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Wow, who wrote this?(Looks at Cereza)
Cereza: I didn't wrote that, Charlie wouldn't let me.
Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!
Angel Dust: "Hey you."
Sir Pentious: "Who, me?"
Angel Dust: "Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Oh, for fuck's sake.
Sir Pentious: "Not me! I have to go home and study!"
Angel Dust: "Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead."
Sir Pentious: "The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!"
Charlie: (stands up and claps) Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo! (chuckles) wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time.
Angel Dust: I..I'm going to bed.
[As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.]
Charlie: I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!
Sir Pentious: Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!
[In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them.]
Valentino (voice message):
Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-
ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-
Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know how crazy you make me-
YOU FUCKING SLUT!
Hey, Angie! About earlier-
-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!
Work's really stressful!
-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
(Dead serious) You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby.
[A small flashback starts, after being sexually assaulted by Valentino Angel lays down on the floor crying. However he is distracted by the sound of glass breaking, he turns around and sees a weirdly animal figure killing two of Valentino's guards. Valentino pulls one of his guns but the Knight throws a knife at the barrel.]
Valentino: (Pulls another revolver) I still have another one fuck face!
[The knight rushes and squeezes Valentino's hand before a crack is heard.]
Valentino: AHH! MOTHERFU-
[The knight slams Valentino's head against the table knocking him out, he goes over his desk and starts to rumble over some contracts like he is looking for one specifically.]
Crimson Knight: (Muttering) Samantha, Samantha, Samantha... Found it.
[The Knight burns the contract before finally noticing a scared Angel. ]
Crimson Knight: Get the fuck out of this while you can, it's not worth it. Specially with him.
[The knight jumps from the broken window, the flashback ends. Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.]
Angel Dust: Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets.
[Angel gets up and leave his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside. There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belong to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.]
Angel Dust: You slippery little shit!
Sir Pentious: (screams)
Angel Dust: You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you.
Sir Pentious: I don't know what you're talking about!...whore bug!
[Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.]
Sir Pentious: Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!
[Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him. Angel becomes hypnotized.]
Angel Dust: Fuck!
[Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle. Then Sable and Cereza arrive, Cereza face is full of cream and oily.]
Charlie: (Yawns) Is everything okay?
[Sable finally notices Cereza's face.]
Sable: Fucking shit! Didn't I told you to stop overdoing that fur oil?
Cereza: Fuck off, (To Pentious and Angel) what's going on here?
Angel Dust: This little bitch is a traitor!
Sir Pentious: Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!
[Sir Pentious hugs both Charlie and Vaggie.]
Angel Dust: Uh huh, then explain this!
[Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away. He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.]
Sir Pentious: Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!
[Vox immediately picks up.]
Vox: Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!
Sir Pentious: Please! You've got to get me out of here!
Vox: I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!
Sir Pentious: (crying) I... I... just make it quick I guess...not that I deserve it.
[Sir Pentious lies on the ground, Vaggie is holding a spear and Sable with a handgun ready to kill him.]
Vaggie/Sable: Gladly.
[Charlie stops them and starts singing ]
Angel Dust and Vaggie: Can't we just kill him? Shoot him and spill his blood?
Sable and Cereza: That's a waste of lead. Let's use a knife and pull his guts.
Charlie: That's an... option you could choose
Angel Dust, Sable, Cereza and Vaggie: Works for us!
[As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.]
Niffty: I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!
[Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away.]
Niffty: Not a bad boy.
Charlie: (Happily sighs) Good first day! Let's get some rest!
[As Charlie and the others leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.]
Vox: WHAT?!?
[Vox paused when he realizes that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughs evily.]
Alastor: You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!
[With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness, as the episode ends.]