(Muzan started a chat)
(Muzan added Rui, Enmu, Doma, Akaza, Hantengu, Gyokko, Gyutaro, and Daki to the chat)
Doma: Lord Muzan, where's upper rank 1?
Muzan: he has important business to attend to, so he was not able to make it to this meeting
Doma: that's sad, I miss him
Akaza: I don't
Gyutaro: MODERATOR IS ABSENT LET'S GO
Daki: PARTY TIME
Enmu: WOOOOOOOOOO-
Muzan: SHUT UP NOW
Gyokko: whY iS UppEr rAnk 1 AbsEnt?
Muzan: like I said, he has important business to attend to
Gyokko: whAt kInd Of ImpOrtAnt bUsInEss?
Muzan: what makes you think you are in a position to ask that?
Gyokko: ApOlOgIEs mY LOrd
Gyutaro: does anyone else know?
Rui: he actually talked to me a bit before he left
Daki: what did he say???????????
Rui: he said that he was going to take care of his descendant, I think he got sick or something
Akaza: his descendant is the 14 year-old Mist Hashira, isn't it?
Rui: I believe so, yes
Gyokko: thAt brAt!? EvErY tImE wE mEEt, hE sEnds mE IntO OrbIt!!!! hE shOUld jUst dIE!
(Kokushibo joined the chat)
Kokushibo: what was that?
Gyokko: OH SHIT
Kokushibo: Say it again. I dare you.
Gyokko: FUUUUUUUU-
(Gyokko was disconnected from the chat)
Kokushibo: if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to Muichiro now
(Kokushibo left the chat)
Gyutaro: ...
Daki: ...
Akaza: did he just...
Doma: HE BRIEFLY JOINED THE MEETING JUST TO SMITE GYOKKO AND THEN LEAVE LMFAO
Muzan: rightfully so
Gyutaro: why is he even an upper rank
Akaza: I wonder every day
Daki: we could definitely beat him, Gyutaro
Gyutaro: eh... I'm fine with the position of upper rank 6
Daki: if you say so, big brother
Enmu: I wonder if I could possess one of his pots-
Muzan: that's enough, meeting adjourned