Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 126

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By Kessho_Yuki

Early the next morning, next to the high-speed rail in the west of Hwaseong City, the newly built high-end apartment building was ready for the opening ceremony.

On the opening day of the new real estate, the fans who came to squat early after hearing the sound stayed near the new real estate early, nervously looking around, waiting for Bai Yu, who was said to appear at the scene to cut the ribbon.

"Why are there so many people at this opening." Standing on the tall building, he looked down at the fans on the first floor and asked the assistants beside him.

The assistant said respectfully: "These are all fans of Er Shao, and they knew that Er Shao would appear at the scene today to cut the ribbon, so they came over early in the morning."

Berbert chuckled and didn't say anything.

Downstairs, a silver-white extended car slowly drove in, and the fan base around began to move, and when Bai Yu in a black suit walked in from the car, the group ran over quickly.

Bai Yu took the small gift given to him by the fans, bowed his head and signed seriously, and said, "How long have you been here?"

A young girl in a denim skirt squeezed in front of Bai Yu with excitement on her face, and said nervously: "Soon." Brother Bai, write me two more words, for the sake of me licking the screen to you every day."

The fans and girls around them also stared at Bai Yu with a fanatical expression, and they couldn't help but nod when they heard the words.

Bai Yu gave her an autograph hand, glanced at the young and bold girl meaningfully, and said, "You just forget the photos of you molesting me every day, and you are embarrassed to say it in public?"

The young girl blushed and screamed, then buried her face in the best friend next to her.

The girls next to them couldn't help blushing when they heard Bai Yu's words, but they still blushed and said that they would also lick the screen.

Bai Yu wrote two more blessing phrases in the notebook they handed to him, and while rubbing his somewhat sour wrists, he smiled bitterly: "It's finally finished, you guys have to be kind to my photos in the future."

Before the words fell, a boy rushed in from the crowd with a doll dog, and stammered in the strange eyes of a group of girls behind him: "I like little watermelon very much, please please give him this doll."

Bai Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Thank you for liking him."

The man waved his hand in a chic manner, "No thanks."

At this time, the security guards in the real estate came from not far away, standing beside Bai Yu to form a human protection circle.

Bai Yu said goodbye to the girls through the security guard.

Walking into the building, Bai Yu just took two steps to see Bai Brown.

Berberant sat in the boss's chair and worked, and several men in formal suits surrounded Berberant as he reported to work, and the atmosphere looked a little tense.

Bai Yu decided not to disturb Bai Brown's office, and walked to the side empathetically, pretending to be melancholy with a glass of red wine.

Bai Bolang saw him coming from a distance, stretched out his hand to stop his subordinates from continuing to report to work, and gave a concise order: "Send the report to my mailbox The man who was reporting to work looked puzzled in the direction that Bai Bolang left, and when he saw Bai Yu, he instantly understood."

Bai Yu rubbed his sour eyes and said, "Why are you here, you're done with work?"

"You come to me, will Song Shirin agree?" Berberon replied not to the question.

Bai Yu nodded and pursed his lips: "Brother, don't make trouble."

"What did I do?"

Berberland asked with a sneer.

"You're making everyone think you're interesting to me now, and you're making it hard for me to be a human being." Bai Yu frowned.

Berberland scoffed, "You think I'm joking? "Aren't you?" Bai Yu asked rhetorically.

"I always thought you knew, I never joked about this kind of thing." Bai Bolang looked at Bai Yu seriously, and there was no seriousness mixed with a joke in his eyes.

Bai Yu sighed lightly, "Then have you forgotten, I miss the old very much." Berplan, I have a lover. 

"Song Shirin's elm pimple?"

Bai Yudeng, who has a very serious plot, was not happy, "He is self-esteem and self-love." "

After speaking, Bai Yu solemnly reiterated: "I am in true love with him, the kind that wants to live together for a lifetime."

Berberman disdainful: "A lifetime is so long, can you be sure that you will be together for the rest of your life?"

"I know what you're trying to say." Bai Yu took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, the white smoke obscuring the expression on his face.

"As long as I'm with him now."

Berberland's eyes were complicated, but he didn't continue to argue with him.

Bai Yu looked sideways at the window, pretending to be melancholy while smoking behind him, and before he could pretend for long, the cigarette in his mouth was taken away by Bai Brown.

Berplan, who threw his still sparkling cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it, beckoned the waiter to come and sweep it away.

Bai Yu looked at his series of actions and was speechless: "I'm already an adult, do you treat me as an adult man when you do this?" "

"Hmm^" Berberton pulled out his wallet, "This is your appearance fee, I'll get busy first."

Bai Yu was silent for an instant, looked around before putting away the card, and said in a low voice, "How much money is in the card."

"Your normal appearance fee." Berplan's expression was a little incomprehensible, "You mean, how much do you want?"

Bai Yu looked at him indifferently, "No." These are sufficient."

Berberland frowned and walked away, not understanding what he was doing for nowhere.

Half an hour later, Bai Yu and Bai Brown stood next to the real estate and cut the red silk with him, smiling all the way.

The media and fans who had already received the news stood aside to film the scene.

After the ribbon cutting, as a big boss, Berberant was also responsible for entertaining some of his fellow bosses, who were so busy that he had no time to take care of anything else.

And Bai Yu left the scene after the ribbon cutting.

"Wait a minute!" Out of the corner of Bai Yu's eyes, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a man and a woman outside the window, and immediately stopped the driver.

The driver and assistant looked at Bai Yu in unison, and the assistant asked in a low voice: "Brother Bai, what happened?"

Bai Yu didn't answer, he looked at the couple of men and women who were still entangled outside the car window with interest, and only after seeing the woman slap the man angrily did he make a move.

Under the puzzled eyes of the assistant, Bai Yu quickly put on his glasses, mask and hat, and said, "You guys go back first, I'm going to see an old friend."

The assistant was shocked and hurriedly stopped Bai Yu: "It's on the street now, and there are people coming and going on the street, if someone recognizes you, if something happens at that time, how can we explain to Sister Li."

"I'm still paying your salary, so I need to explain what I need to tell her." Bai Yu said without looking back: "Listen to her like this, it's better to go to her."

The assistant didn't dare to say more, and watched Bai Yu leave with the driver.

"What should I do, is it really up to him?" The driver said worriedly.

The assistant gritted his teeth: "No! We're here watching him, and if anything happens, just rush out."

The driver nodded.

Outside the car, Bai Yu walked quickly behind the depressed man who had just been slapped by his girlfriend, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Wen Heshan, why are you here."

When the unlucky man Wen Heshan saw the well-dressed Bai Yu standing in front of him, he couldn't recognize it for a moment, and said, "Bai Yu, hello."

Bai Yu said with a smile: "I've known each other for so long, so you're welcome, let's go, I'll invite you to dinner."

Wen Heshan was still a little unable to react when he was dragged away by Bai Yu, "I have to go back to the company later, don't drag me, there are so many people watching on the road."

The two big men were pulling and pulling on the street, and sure enough, they quickly attracted the side eyes of many people.

Bai Yu pressed the cap down and put his hand on Wen Heshan's shoulder, and Wen Heshan finally had no objections.

"What do you want to take me to eat?" Wen Heshan glanced at Bai Yu.

Bai Yu took out the card that Bai Bulan had given him just now from his suit pocket, shook it in front of Wen Heshan, and said, "Take you to eat delicious" Wen Heshan faintly looked forward to it.

Mu Mu Mu "ordered a lot of meat, why don't you have some enoki mushrooms, and then bring me a beer."

"Okay." The waiter used a tablet to record the dishes ordered by Bai Yu.

Bai Yu handed the menu to the waiter, and then he had time to look at Wen Heshan: "Do you have anything you like to eat?" Whatever you want, I'll treat you. "

Wen Heshan shook his head, expressionless in a daze.

They walked a street away, and they thought that Bai Yu was going to take him to the three-star western restaurant on this street, but they never expected that Bai Yu would eat with him at the hot pot restaurant opposite the three-star restaurant!

"What are you doing?"

Wen Heshan couldn't help but say: "Don't you celebrities like to eat hot pot, aren't you afraid of acne and fat?"

"I'm afraid." Bai Yu removed the packaging on his face, and the old god sat on the side, saying, "But I am naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, I don't worry about this."

"I remember you had a VIP membership card for the gym and was a regular customer there." Wen Heshan said.

Bai Yu: "..."

"How do you know?" Bai Yu looked around decisively and threatened in a low voice: "Don't say it."

Wen Heshan nodded, "My girlfriend works as a trainer at that gym."

"It's an ex-girlfriend, right?" Bai Yu squinted at him, and the latter's eyes instantly darkened.

This kind of look is completely the state of a lovelorn man who has lost his true love.

Bai Yu was inexplicably comforted.

Wen Heshan said in a hoarse voice, his tone was unconcealably low, and said, "So you saw it all." 

It just so happened that at this time, the waiter brought the dish that Bai Yu had just ordered, and after Bai Yu put the meat slices into the pot, he comforted him dryly: "There is no grass at the end of the world, you can see a little."

However, Wen Heshan looked at Bai Yu puzzled: "Isn't the poem "Where is there no grass at the end of the world?"

Bai Yu opened a bottle of beer, tilted his head and directly drained half of the bottle, "Oh."

Wen Heshan obviously didn't see Bai Yu's embarrassment: "I think you may have misunderstood; I don't like men."

Bai Yu suddenly said: "The beef slices are cooked, do you want to taste the beef here, it's very fresh."

Wen Heshan's conditioned reflex of bowing the head and sandwiching beef slices.

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