Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 123

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By Kessho_Yuki

A meal begins with laughter and ends in the embarrassment of everyone.

Everyone parted at the door of the hotel, Bai Brown wanted to rush back to the company for a meeting, Song's mother's dance troupe was preparing to practice, and Song's father was going home to watch the news.

Secretary Chu saw that the situation was not right, and also said that he would go home to take care of his little nephew, so he ran away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Only Bai Yu and Song Shirin were left looking at each other relatively wordlessly, and there was a faint atmosphere of embarrassment in the air.

Bai Yu began to think about how much forgiveness he would get if he begged for mercy.

Song Shirin sighed and said helplessly: "Don't be so reckless next time." "

Bai Yu nodded busily. Now it's a shame and a loss to the Pacific Ocean, and it's all used as a joke for others.

Who can understand how embarrassing he was when he broke into the door with his ambition, and what he saw was not the confrontation scene between the two armies, but the happy family carnival!

Now he was all regarded as a joke by others, and Bai Yu was depressed.

Song Shirin shook up the soundproof glass remotely, blocked the driver's view in the front seat, and said, "Legs out, I'll take a look."

"You're going to give me a massage?" Bai Yu stretched out his aching foot with anticipation, and then put it on Song Shirin's leg.

Song Shirin carefully helped him massage his feet and taught him a serious lesson: "This time you let your parents see the joke, they will laugh at you for a long time."

Bai Yu was sure: "Your dad doesn't look like a gossip person, he shouldn't laugh at me, but I'm worried that your mother will post this mess to the circle of friends." "

"My mom sends something to Moments every day, you can try to block her." Song Shirin's friendly reminder.

Bai Yu was curious: "Is this the reason why you never play Moments?"

"Do your feet still hurt?" Song Shirin quietly changed the topic, and the movements in his hands intensified.

Bai Yu's face immediately changed in pain, and after screaming twice, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, and it didn't take long for him to leave this matter behind.

The other side.

Song's mother held Song's father's shoulders and smiled from ear to ear in the back seat, "Xiaobai, why is he so cute, it's really a lot of TV dramas, and my mind is full of this kind of mess."

"He's a good boy who is very lively, and Rin will be very happy with him."

Father Song's always serious face couldn't help but soften, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and he was happy when he thought of Bai Yu's embarrassed appearance just now that he didn't even know how to put his hand.

Mother Song wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, gasped and said, "Stop at the street in front, I'm going to dance with my sisters."

Father Song frowned, "Haven't you been chasing TV lately, don't you go back to watch it?" "

Song's mother picked up her bag and said without raising her head: "I can go home and watch TV series on the Internet, and dancing with my sisters is very important." Besides, I was invited to be one of the lead dancers this time, so how could I be absent? "

Song's father watched Song's mother get out of the car at the intersection, and then walked into a private dance hall in high spirits.

The driver said, "Sir, where are you going now?"

"Send me to Han's house." Dad Song said.

There are two sons to worry about the company's affairs, and there is no one at home now, so Song's father plans to go to an old friend for tea and chess.

Remembering that some time ago, his old friend was still showing off in the circle of friends, saying that he had a new pair of white jade chessboards, Song's father couldn't help but itch his hands, Bai Yu dragged a stump leg and fell on the sofa, Song Shirin walked to the dining table and poured him a glass of water.

He wilted and took the glass of water and groaned in one gulp.

The poached egg has grown a lot in the past few days, and its body has become more and more fat, and the curly hair on its head has risen lightly with its galloping, and the flesh on its stomach has trembled.

Bai Yu's heart was almost budded by this little thing, and he squatted down and beckoned him: "Poached eggs, come here."

And the poached egg, who has always been too lazy to die, is rushing towards Bai Yu at this moment, just when Bai Yu is still wondering how this lazy guy can run so fast, the figure of Dan Dan and the little watermelon appeared on the corner of the first floor.

The little watermelon is no longer hanging eggs, and one person and one dog are as good as ever, and they hurt poached eggs together, and the degree of destruction of the family can be called a tornado.

Dan Dan stuck out his tongue and circled around Bai Yu, and from time to time he leaned over to touch the poached egg, and only after getting the latter's trembling fear did he retract his head with satisfaction.

The little watermelon is much more polite than Dandan, "Baba, can you give me the poached egg, I want to play with it." "

"Aren't you going to play with Dandan?" Bai Yu glanced at him.

The little watermelon shook his head and said, "Yes, but the poached egg is also very cute, and I am willing to play with it."

Balls hum chirp.

Little Watermelon hurriedly added: "Dandan's is also very cute, I am more willing to play with Dandan."

Dandan's tail wagged excitedly.

Bai Yu: "Song Shirin, look at this dog's essence."

"After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm." Song Shirin sat in front of the sofa, his waist was very straight, and he was watching the news broadcast seriously.

Bai Yu didn't want to chat with him, and when he saw the poached egg trembling in his arms, he looked like he didn't want to play with them at all, which was funny.

Bai Yu walked to Song Shirin's side and sat down with the poached eggs in his arms, and said, "Dandan and the little watermelon didn't bully the poached eggs, why don't the poached eggs like them at all?"

"All things are mutually reinforcing." Song Shirin said, "With different personalities, it's hard to be friends."

Bai Yu glanced down at the poached egg and found that it was actually lying in his arms, covering his eyes with his front paws, and fell asleep.

Is Song Shirin's words alluding to the two of them, really scheming, Bai Yu said in his heart, "Ding Dong" Bai Yu's mobile phone on the sofa rang, it was sent by Qiu Feng.

Qiu Feng: Picture JPG.

Bai Yu clicked on it and saw that it was actually a photo of a little fat man running in the gym, the little fat man who took off his shirt revealed his upper body, and the white fat hit the bottom of his eyes.

Qiu Feng: This is the best angle he picked out for the photo, because you can still see his chin faintly, do you see it?

Bai Yu: See, he actually lost weight =_= Although the little fat man in the photo still has a big belly and short legs, it can be clearly seen that he has lost a lot of weight from the last time he met in Linxian, especially the chin, and the double chin was actually withdrawn!

Qiu Feng: He went on a hunger strike and starved off food with the posture of God blocking and killing God and Buddha and killing Buddha, and ran every day and sweated like rain in the first ray of sunlight in the morning.

Bai Yu: What motivates him? Don't say it's me, I don't have that much charm.

Qiu Feng... He fell in love with the little girl in the kindergarten next door, and the little girl disliked him for being too fat, and agreed to be with him if he lost weight successfully.

Bai Yu: Puppy love is not a blind fall, but a driving force to forge ahead, which is really touching.

Qiu Feng: I have decided to send him to a boys' school after he has successfully lost weight.

Bai Yu felt that Qiu Feng should have forgotten, if the little fat man succeeded in counterattacking, it was estimated that staying in the boys' school would be more prone to danger.

Song Shirin glanced at him, turned off the TV, and said, "I'm upstairs."

"Song Shirin, have you ever thought about sending the little watermelon to a boys' school when he grows up?" Bai Yu followed him and walked towards the second floor.

Song Shirin said without hesitation: "No."

"Why?"

"The ratio of men and women in that kind of school is seriously imbalanced, which is easy to cause aesthetic differences." Song Shirin frowned and said, "You want to send him to a boys' school?" "

Bai Yu shook his head, "It's Qiu Feng who wants to send his son to a boys' school." But also, I heard that the men who entered the barracks thought that they were immortals when they saw women."

Song Shirin: "There is no foundation."

Bai Yu shrugged his shoulders, and then returned to the bedroom to watch variety shows on his stomach, the recent variety show boom is very high, and the endless variety shows are overwhelming.

In this variety show boom, there are good programs, but most of them rely on inviting big-name stars to ensure ratings and make enough money to bluff, but the plot is not very good-looking.

Bai Yu watched a few variety shows that were well received on the Internet, but was forced to close the show by the old stalks and unfunny jokes in the show.

"It's boring." Bai Yu was lying on the bed in a daze, and when he suddenly became idle after being busy, he always felt a little uncomfortable.

It's a natural toil.

Bai Yu opened the mailbox to see if there was a script email sent by Sister Li to herself, but she didn't find a new script, but she saw an email from a stranger to herself.

One by one, I hate you.

Signed: leaves.

Bai Yu guessed that the person who sent the email to him almost in the next second was Ye Hang.

Before Song Shirin ordered Ye Hang to be banned, Bai Yu read the investigation report handed to Song Shirin by Secretary Chu.

For a peer who repeatedly wants to hack himself, Bai Yu will not be sympathetic at all.

Bai Yu looked at this email thoughtfully, this email address can be regarded as his private email, and it usually receives the script screened by Sister Li's hand, so it is not public, and there are only a few people who know it.

So, how did Ye Hang know his email address?

Mu Mu Mu is a very romantic couple restaurant with a very romantic decoration style.

Bai Brown, who said that he was going back to the company to do business, sat opposite a beautiful and gentle woman, and said, "It's not early, I'll send you back" 〇 The woman smiled slightly, her crescent-like eyes were very moving, and said, "Okay."

Berberland's eyes darkened.

"Do you think we'll meet again next time?" Berberland spoke.

The woman was stunned for a moment, and then said meaningfully: "It should depend on what you mean, Mr. Bai." "

Bai Brown didn't care about the ridicule in her words, glanced at the night scene outside the restaurant, and said lightly: "Remember to say hello to your father on my behalf." In two days, when I have time, I will visit him in person."

The woman smiled lightly: "I'll bring the words."

Berbern bowed politely, and then left the restaurant side by side with the woman, the polite and detached gestures made them stand out from the other crooked couples in the restaurant.

And then neither of them found out.

Even if they do, they won't change.

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