Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 119

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Qiu Feng stood next to him and watched Bai Yu wearing the aqua blue antique dress, and when he took the first set of photos and rested, he said, "Don't you think this dress is really ugly?"

"Jewelry advertisements are generally shot by women, but my next spokesperson for the Song family is responsible for the advertising shooting of all the industries under their name." Bai Yu's face was also full of melancholy, "Their advertising model has been fixed, and it is difficult to come up with new ideas."

"Actually, it's good for men to shoot jewelry commercials." Qiu Feng comforted him, "So you save a sum of money for the jewelry for your mother-in-law" 〇 "Do you think my mother-in-law will be rare with these jewelry?" Bai Yu lifted his chin in the direction of the women's jewelry he had just taken in his hand.

Qiu Feng thought to himself, he actually forgot that this company belonged to the Song family, how could Song's mother be short of jewelry.

The two men sat side by side in chairs and did not speak.

Song Shirin walked in from the door, raised his hand to signal that the people in the advertising booth did not need to greet him, and then walked over quietly.

He sat next to Bai Yu, took the latter's hand, squeezed his sweaty palm, and said, "What's wrong?"

Bai Yu reflexively tilted his head on Song Shirin's shoulder, and was just about to speak, remembering that this place was an advertising booth, and there were many people around, so he quickly raised his head and looked around.

Everyone, including Sister Li, bowed their heads and was busy with their own work, as if they hadn't seen the interaction between Bai Yu and Song Shirin just now.

Bai Yu continued to rest his head on the man's shoulder with peace of mind, and said, "It's embarrassing to shoot this advertisement."

Song Shirin saw the clothes Bai Yu was wearing and pursed his lips: "This dress is not suitable for you."

"The advertising model is too old, everyone is fixed on female stars for this form, and if it is suddenly replaced by a male star, I am afraid that it will rebound." Bai Yu said.

Song Shirin's eyes flashed with deep thought, "If you have any ideas, just say it."

"Changing the shooting mode and thinking about it from a male point of view, well, just give me a change of clothes, I think it might work well." Bai Yu shrugged.

The aesthetic of these people is completely that of an old lady with bound feet.

Song Shirin helped him straighten his clothes and said, "You go and communicate with the cameraman, I'll wait for you here."

Bai Yu didn't doubt him, and got up to leave.

Qiu Feng took out two cigarettes from the cigarette case, handed one to Song Shirin, but the latter refused, shrugged, and stuffed another cigarette into it.

"So clean, no wonder Bai Yu is so desperate for you." Qiu Feng lit a cigarette with a lighter and teased him.

Song Shirin's expression remained unchanged and said, "How are you thinking about it?"

"Think about it." Qiu Feng said in a low voice, "It's just that I don't understand, that person is Bai Yu's eldest brother, why did you want to attack him?"

Song Shirin remembered what Bai Bolan said to himself when he left New Southwest. His eyes darkened, if Bai Bolun was just a brotherly to Bai Yu, he would not make a move on Bai Bollang.

"You don't care about it."

"You asked me to help deal with Bai Yu's eldest brother, but you told me that I didn't want to know why you moved him, you're not..." Qiu Feng looked at Song Shirin's eyes that couldn't be described in words.

Song Shirin's expression was calm, and Bai Brown had already spoken to his father on the phone, so presumably the other party couldn't bear it for long.

In fact, Song Shirin also understands that the Bai family has been rooted in the new southwest for too long, as the saying goes, a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, even if the Song family really wants to do something with the Bai family, they can't take much advantage.

However, if Bai Brown wanted to do anything to the Song family, he would not take advantage of it.

Qiu Feng stretched out his hand and patted Song Shirin's shoulder, "Over the years, it's hard to see someone who really likes you as a stuffy gourd, and Bai Yu's personality is really good, no matter what you say, I have to help you."

Song Shirin glanced at him, his eyes were deep, and he was vaguely angry: "Put your hand down."

Qiu Feng: "... Is your cleanliness intermittent or specifically aimed at me."

Obviously, ten minutes ago, Bai Yu could still lean on Song Shirin's shoulder and be coquettish, but ten minutes later, he just put his hand on his shoulder, what was Song Shirin angry about!

Song Shirin glanced at him coldly, "He'll be jealous."

After speaking, Song Shirin got up and walked in the direction of Bai Yu.

Qiu Feng began to seriously think about whether he should find a stepmother for the little fat man.

I haven't been in love for a long time, and I'm always forced to be fed dog food by this couple, which is really uncomfortable.

Song's has its own official microbroadcast, which is specially used to release the company's new product advertisements, and that night, Song's official microbroadcast updated a video.

One by one, the spokesperson shoots the new season's theme short advertisement, autumn? Heal.

The blue waves are rippling, the blue sky and the white clouds.

A fallen leaf slowly drifts down and is caught by a rose, and there is a rose garden here.

Bai Yu, who was dressed in a British gentleman's outfit, appeared in the rose garden, his face was full of a light smile, because he deliberately used makeup to pretend to be old, he smiled, and fine lines appeared at the corners of his eyes.

"My prince, it's time to wake up."

The handsome man approached a rose, whispered and smiled, and a low, dull magnetic voice sounded.

There is a light blue flower in the center of the rose, and in the center of the distinctive bud, if you look closely, there seems to be a person lying in the center of the flower, one by one, this is a miniature version of Bai Yu.

A pair of peach blossom eyes with light blue pupils opened, and a miniature version of Bai Yu jumped down from the flowers in a light blue costume, and he smiled and opened his arms to his handsome butler: "My knight, are you here to pick me up?"

A blue ice flower suddenly appears on the screen, slowly growing from the bud and finally blooming into a dazzling blue enchantress.

At this time, a familiar, seductive, and low male voice suddenly sounded on the screen: "My master, when will you come to pick me up."

[Ahhhh!!h The ears are going to be pregnant, one big and one small, two little brothers, come to my sister's arms!! 】

[After three times of advertising, I quietly looked at my wallet, Made's too poor to buy jewelry! 】

[I give ninety-nine points to this creative flirtatious advertisement, one more point for fear of your pride, and give you a chance to rise. 】

Song's jewelry advertisement removed An Lin's advertising newspaper and replaced it with Bai Yu, who was wearing a British gentleman's outfit, and added a line of words to the advertising newspaper [Belong to my master, when will you come to pick me up." 】

As soon as the advertisement came out, after the new jewelry Ocean Heart was launched, because this product was mainly close to the people, the price was within the range of the general public, and after the listing, the sales were hot.

Bai Yu: "I made money!! The little watermelon standing next to him looked calm: "Baba, you've said it many times."

"Where are you taking me?" Bai Yu watched the little watermelon pull him towards the door.

The little watermelon lowered her eyes and said in disappointment: "I haven't seen Dandans for a long time."

Balls?

That natural stupid dog who likes to sleep next to the toilet?

Little Watermelon pouted: "Baba, let's go to the uncle's house next door and bring the balls back."

Bai Yu then remembered that their Dandan's had fallen in love with the big dog Huahua next door, and the two dogs had made a love in private, and then not long after, Huahua became pregnant.

The neighbor in the next villa is also good-natured, and he is not angry when he sees a dog abducting their dog, but just says that he will let Dan Dan stay at their house and wait for Huahua to give birth before sending it back.

Bai Yu was busy with work before, so he forgot about Dandan. Now that the little watermelon is being brought up, Bai Yu decides to go and pick up his stupid dog now.

The little watermelon happily followed behind Bai Yu.

The maid next door knew them, smiled and opened the door for them, and led them towards the backyard.

"At this time, Dandan should be taking his sons for a walk, right in front, look." The maid pointed to a group of puppies not far away.

Little watermelon, Bai Yu: "..."

Just a hundred meters in front of them, Dan Dan was walking proudly in front, followed by five or six short-limbed, very round pups.

The legion of pups patrolling their territory at a neat pace is very happy.

Flowey lay down not far away and watched Dandan and the puppies walk, and the little bitch who gave birth to the cubs didn't look so fierce.

Little Watermelon: "Dandan, go home!"

Dandan heard the familiar call, and the action of walking paused, and the fluffy dog's head turned around in disbelief, and then he saw the little watermelon with a surprise face, and Bai Yu with a complicated face.

"Whoa..."

Dan Dan spread his four little short legs, pounced and ran over, and then barked around the side of the little watermelon, and the tail wagged wildly, and the dog was a little excited.

When the dogs saw the leading Dan Dan run away, they were stunned for a moment, and then they also stumbled in the direction of Dandan, screaming at Bai Yu with a milky voice.

Apparently seeing that the two strangers were not a threat to her baby dogs, Flowey withdrew her gaze and continued to bask in the sun.

Bai Yu squatted down and picked up an exceptionally obese puppy, "It's really heavy."

The puppy's watery eyes glanced at Bai Yu, and obediently nestled in his hand and pretended to be well-behaved.

The other puppies barked anxiously, and they also wanted to be cuddled.

The little watermelon held the balls in her arms, and happily rubbed her face with her hair, "Baba, can I take the balls home?"

"Absolutely." Bai Yu couldn't put down the coquettish little fat dog in his arms, and he also had some ideas in his heart.

He remembered that the owner of the dog said before that Huahua's pregnancy also had the credit of the balls, so if the dog cub Bai Yu gave birth to liked it, he could also take one back to raise.

Thinking of this, Bai Yu glanced at the little watermelon and Dandan, Dandan's wife and children are hot here, and they must not be willing to leave, so the idea of the little watermelon is destined to fail.

Just thinking about it, Bai Yu felt that the corners of his clothes were pulled by the little watermelon, he looked at the child's expectant eyes, and said, "What's wrong?"

The little watermelon leaned over and whispered, "Baba, can I not have balls, I want this!"

As he spoke, the little watermelon embarrassedly pointed to the little fat dog in Bai Yu's arms.

Bai Yu: "..."

Dandan's expression suddenly became fierce, "Wang!"

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