Incorrect Quotes
Y/n: I hate to disagree with you, but-
Draco: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.
Y/n on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change, but when is Draco gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?
Crowd of People: *cheers*
Y/n: *pulls out a gun and shoots Draco until they run out of bullets*
Y/n: *reloads, then shoots Draco until they run out of bullets*
Y/n: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Draco?
Hermione: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Ron: Hermione, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
Y/n: I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Draco:
Y/n: Vroom vroom, come out already.
Y/n: Harry, when's your birthday?
Harry: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Y/n: ...So I can know when to wish you a happy birthday.
Y/n: What's your biggest fear?
Ron: I'm incredibly arachnophobic.
Y/n, under her breath: You don't want spiders to get married..?
Y/n: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Cho: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Y/n: The fourth sentence-
Cho: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-
Y/n: It's "you're" not "your".
George: You know, Y/n, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
Y/n: ...
Y/n: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
Y/n: And here we see Fred and George in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Fred: Gaelic bread.
George: Grueling brad.
Fred: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Y/n: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Neville: How can you still say that?
Y/n: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
Y/n: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Ernie, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Y/n, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
Fred: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.
Y/n, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Fred: Perfect.
Y/n: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?
Ezekiel: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.
Y/n: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Zacharias: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
Y/n: I'm sorry I'm late I got caught up doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Fred: I'm "a couple of things."
George: And I'm "got distracted."
Y/n: Guys what the fuck is wrong with you?
Fred: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
George: Thank you for your sacrifice, Percy.
Y/n: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Harry: Throw rocks at he.
Ron: Hot Dogs.
Hermione: Kill him.
Y/n: Thanks guys.
Any Fictional Guy: *angrily presses You against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
You: ...
You: Are we about to kiss-
(you know i'm right.)
Y/n: We call that a traumatic experience.
Y/n, turning to Harry: Not a "bruh moment".
Y/n, turning to Hermione: Not "sadge".
Y/n, turning to Ron: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
Hermione: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Harry: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Hermione: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Harry: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Y/n: Looks like someone's a HO.
Ron: NaBrO.
Draco: I'm done with all of you!
Dean: I really like Eminem.
Y/n, only knowing the candy: I prefer skittles.
Harry: They are talking about the rapper.
Y/n: Why would they eat the wrapper?
Hermione: So what's for dinner?
Y/n: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Hermione: ...
Hermione: Is it soup?
Y/n: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Hermione: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Y/n: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Hermione: STOP!
*one hour later*
Hermione: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!
Luna: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Y/n!
Y/n: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Y/n: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Fred: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Y/n: But you're always acting stupid?
Fred: ...
Fred: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
(I found another one that's from Harry Potter, woah look.)
Dumbledore: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Harry: Actually, sir, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.