Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 83

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By Kessho_Yuki

Three hours later, after the recording of the breakup challenge program ended, Bai Yu walked to the dressing room with his sleeping child in his arms, and the two new assistants were called out by him.

After a while, Bai Yu, who was removing his makeup, saw Song Shirin, who was covered in cold, push the door and walk in.

"...... How did you get to the backstage? Bai Yu was surprised, quickly took off his makeup, and then walked to Song Shirin's side with a small watermelon that was sleeping heavily, and said, "You carry him to the car first, and I'm going to talk to Lin Yi and the others before leaving." "

Song Shirin hugged the little watermelon and turned to leave, his face was gloomy, and he didn't say a word.

knew that the man was angry, but Bai Yu didn't have time to appease him. It wasn't until three minutes after Song Shirin left that Bai Yu put on a mask and black-framed glasses, raised his feet and walked out of the rest room.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door and walked out, Bai Yu saw Ye Hang, who was impatient, staring at him with a gloomy face, his steps paused, and his tone was very cold: "Do you have something to look for me?"

"Bai Yu, people are doing the sky and watching. Don't think that no one knows about stepping on two boats, you will be punished!"

The more Ye Hang said, the more ugly his face became.

He didn't understand, obviously he and Bai Yu were on the same starting line, but why did he Bai Yu get more resources than him, better than his!

Bai Yu cheated on his marriage and gave birth to children out of wedlock, which is enough to completely drive him out of the entertainment industry, why after it was really exposed, fans not only did not complain about him, but also applauded?

Isn't it just participating in a parent-child reality show!

There is also that Song Shirin, who is in the mall, but when he is in love, he is cuckolded and he doesn't know it! Idiot!

Bai Yu's face darkened instantly, how could he not know that he had stepped on two boats?

"Ye Hang, are you sick in the brain?" Bai Yu clasped his hands to his chest and sneered, "In terms of seniority, I am older than you; In terms of age, I am a year older than you, so what qualifications do you have to be arrogant in front of me? "

"If I tell Song Shirin that you cuckolded him, you say, do you still have the ability to point fingers in front of me?" Ye Hang was not afraid of him at all, walked over, leaned close to Bai Yu's ear and whispered, "As long as there is no Song Shirin, what qualifications do you have to stay in the entertainment industry, cheap things."

Bai Yu looked at him coldly, and he was covered in a compelling cold.

Some people really don't cry when they don't see the coffin.

Lin Yi walked out of the end of the corridor, the light smile on his face instantly retracted after sensing the atmosphere of incompatibility between the two.

He walked over unintentionally, put his hand on Bai Yu's shoulder, and said with a smile: "What about our little watermelon, why can't you see him, it's still early, let's go out for a supper together."

Ye Hang stared at Lin Yi and Bai Yu with wide eyes, when did the relationship between these two become so good?

"What about Xiaoxiao and Jiao Li?" Bai Yu ignored Ye Hang, "The child is sleepy, so let the assistant carry him to the car to rest, forget about supper, I want to go home to be a competent dad." "

Lin Yi pursed his lips, but he didn't force Bai Yu. He put the realization on Ye Hang's body, and said in surprise: "You are...

... Ye Hang, right? Why are you here? "

The smile on Ye Hang's face froze, he didn't believe that Lin Yi really only realized his existence now.

"I was recording this talk show on the little speaker, but I didn't expect to meet Brother Lin Yi so coincidentally." Ye Hang smiled kindly.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, he knew that there was a new talk show on the stage, although the host was a newcomer, he couldn't stand the backstage of others, so the guests invited in each issue were basically second- and third-tier stars.

"A few of us are going to have supper later, but this guy is going home to be a full-time dad, Ye Hang, do you have time to eat together?"

Lin Yi invited him with a smile.

Ye Hang's eyes lit up, he has been going downhill recently, and it is not easy to receive this little speaker talk show, not to mention the big break up challenge, which is a super popular in-studio variety show in China!

So without the slightest hesitation, Ye Hang hurriedly nodded in agreement.

As long as he is familiar with these three hosts, will he still be afraid that he will not be able to break up the big challenge?

Seeing this, Lin Yi let go of the hand on Bai Yu's shoulder, turned around and put it on Ye Hang's shoulder, "Then let's go now, those guys have already set off, if we leave now, we can just serve the food..."

Bai Yu stood in place, watching Lin Yi drag Ye Hang to the front with one hand, hanging down with one hand, and gestured to himself without a trace: Look at me to get him!

Bai Yu left with a smile on his face.

Lin Yi, this guy is protective of righteousness, and it is estimated that he noticed that Ye Hang, as a newcomer, actually provoked himself as a senior, so he took action to rectify this Ye Hang.

Walking out of the elevator in the underground garage, Bai Yu walked towards a familiar black boss car not far away, opened the door, and sat in.

Song Shirin sat in the back seat with a cold face, holding a small watermelon in his arms, and a cold and alienated breath came to his face.

"Let's drive." After Bai Yu sat down, he spoke, and the driver in the driver's seat nodded and drove slowly.

After the body started slowly, Bai Yu reached out and pressed it on the roof, and a soundproof glass fell, separating the front and rear seats, forming two enclosed spaces.

- Song Shirin's private cars have been specially treated and transformed.

Bai Yu propped his chin, tilted his head and stared at Song Shirin's side face motionlessly, looking at it, he suddenly laughed.

Song Shilin frowned, "What do you see."

"I think you're handsome, so I want to see more." Bai Yu was nervous, and said with a big grin, looking like he didn't notice that Song Shirin's mood was wrong.

Song Shirin pursed his lips, "Reduce your work and rest for a while."

"No, I want to earn money to support my family." Bai Yu waved his hand, "I heard Secretary Chu say, did you watch the latest issue of Tornado?" How did I do on the show?

When he first recorded the show, Bai Yu didn't expect that the interaction between himself and Cao Jun would be edited into a pink bubble interaction in the later stage.

So much so that now the topic of Cao Bai's CP has occupied the hot search for several days in a row and has endured.

If this was in the past, Bai Yu didn't mind netizens hyping up these friends Xipi, but now he is already a family man.

In particular, when Secretary Chu secretly left him a message on the social chat software, saying that Song Shirin had finished reading the latest episode of the tornado eradication, Bai Yu felt an unprecedented sense of guilt and emptiness.

Song Shirin had a cold face, "... So so."

Bai Yu licked his face and leaned up, and while the child didn't wake up, he gently gnawed a few bites of the man's stubble chin, and then kissed it again, half-coquettishly said: "Brother, I was wrong, I didn't expect them to cut the show like this."

Song Shirin's face softened, and he reached out to hold the big and small ones in his arms, "Your parents may know about your participation in the show!! Bai Yu raised his head sharply and looked at Song Shirin, and the little watermelon in his arms woke up because of his sudden move--the little watermelon rubbed his eyes, "Baba, hmm... Daddy, good evening. "

"Good evening, go ahead and rest." Bai Yu casually coaxed the child twice, his mind was spinning wildly, and one hand was gently patting the child's back irregularly.

Song Shirin said: "Don't be afraid, they won't be angry."

"But... How do you explain this to them? Bai Yu lowered his voice and said, his face full of anxiety.

"Sooner rather than later." Song Shirin said solemnly, "There are many people in Huacheng, they will know sooner or later." In that case, it is better to let them investigate.

Bai Yu took a deep breath and suppressed the anxiety in his heart, "Why didn't you remind me that your parents would know about me pulling a little watermelon on the show?"

"I thought you knew." Song Shirin's expression flashed with surprise, "They have the Xi of watching TV after dinner."

"I always thought that people like your parents should go out to socialize after dinner." Bai Yu's face was paralyzed.

Song Shirin: "Mom and Dad will watch the news together after eating, and after the news is over, Mom will watch some serials, and Dad will stay in the living room to watch it with her." "

"So I'm so damn that I hit the muzzle of the gun?" Bai Yu said faintly: "It's been two days since the show was broadcast, and they haven't been looking for us, is it because... They didn't find out? "

Song Shirin picked up the broken hair in front of Bai Yu's forehead, kissed the young man's forehead, and said in a deep and deep voice, "Don't be afraid." In all things, I will protect you."

"Hmm." Bai Yu hummed absentmindedly.

The two didn't say anything all the way, and it wasn't until the car stopped at the door of the villa that the two walked out one after another.

Using the key to open the door, Bai Yu saw a middle-aged man standing in the center of the living room dumbfounded, turned to Song Shirin and said, "Who is this?"

The middle-aged man looked kind, "Hello Young Master Bai, just call me Uncle Yan, I was sent by Mr. Song to serve you."

Song Shirin took off his coat, put it on the sofa casually, then hugged the small watermelon, and walked briskly towards the second floor, "Go boil a pot of porridge and a few dishes of cold dishes."

Uncle Yan nodded, picked up the blazer on the sofa, walked to the hanger at the entrance and hung it, and then returned to the kitchen to make porridge with his hands and feet.

Bai Yu yawned, lived in the temple for a few days, he found that his life routine had changed a lot, slowly walked up to the second floor, returned to the bedroom, and as soon as he walked into the house, he lay on the bed and pretended to be dead.

Song Shirin took the little watermelon back to the room before leaving, and as soon as he walked into the bedroom, he saw Bai Yu pretending to be dead lying on the bed motionless, walked over, patted Bai Yu's buttocks, and said, "What's wrong?"

"Why did your dad let Uncle Yan come over?" Bai Yu looked up at Song Shirin, "This shouldn't require us to pay salaries, right?"

Uncle Yan is Father Song's person, which Bai Yu noticed after entering the door, but he didn't find Uncle Yan's hostility towards him, so he acquiesced to Uncle Yan staying at home.

"The housekeeper from the Song family is strict-mouthed, and Uncle Yan was personally trained by Uncle Song, so he can be trusted." Song Shirin said.

Uncle Song is the old housekeeper of the Song family, and he has served Song's father and Song's mother all his life, because he came out of the orphanage, so the name was given by Grandpa Song.

Uncle Song, who has never left the Song family in his life, began to train his successor ten years ago, and that person is Uncle Yan.

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