Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 172
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 80

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By Kessho_Yuki

[Hahaha little watermelon strength pet father, instantly circled fans 233]

[Following this trend, I believe that in the near future, a large wave of CP articles of big and small Bai Daddy will emerge in the online literature industry, and I suddenly feel so cute, so cute! ] 】

After the first episode of the show was broadcast, when the audience saw the little watermelon stuffing the first candy peeled to Bai Yu, they were instantly fanned by this little baby who spoiled his father.

And Bai Yu's fans gradually calmed down after a week of precipitation, except for a few fierce words posted negative comments under the official micro-broadcast of [Baby Baby], the rest is basically true love, and most of the words left for Bai Yu are heartfelt blessings.

And the black fans originally wanted to take advantage of this wave to overturn Bai Yu's small boat, but before they had time to become active, they were forcibly brainwashed by the official fans that Song Shirin bought at a large price behind his back.

The dedication of official fans not only made black fans dumb, but also aroused the hearts of true love fans.

So, it didn't take long for Bai Yu's true love fans to run back with moist eyes, waiting on the official website of [Baby Baby] to update the first episode of the show, and then... was stuffed with a lot of dog food by the interaction of the big and small cypresses.

One by one, true love fans and water army fans enthusiastically began to swipe the screen for Bai Yu's father and son, and Bai Jiajun once again waved the flag and returned strongly.

The camera shifts to [Baby, Baby], and the next part is that the dads are going to start competing for intelligence for the house where they sleep.

Brother Haha stood on the steps with a script, and next to his left foot sat a bare-headed little monk, who looked at him expressionlessly.

"Haha, baby baby is a very civilized and friendly show, so the standard to test whether dads can get a good house is - intellectual competition!"

"There are a total of twenty little masters standing in front of us now, each of you can ask the little master a question later, each little master answers a different answer, and the answer to the mystery is the room number!" Brother Haha smiled and said, "If you guess the room number corresponding to the answer that the little master said, you can choose the house first."

Bai Yu had a flexible brain, took a step on his long legs, walked up to the nearest young monk, and said with a smile: "Little Master, where is room five?"

Seeing this, the other four fathers also walked up to inquire in the same way.

"Amitabha, the word Buddhism cultivates the fate, and the donor can't force everything." The little monk said with a straight look.

Bai Yu grimaced, "Is this an answer?" Don't be a cheater. "

Little monk: "Donor, the little monk didn't deceive people."

Bai Yu rolled his eyes, walked back, and pondered - the homonym of Amitabha Buddha is two meters of tofu, could it be that it is in room two?

Liu Kai folded his hands to the monk in front of him, bent down slightly, and said reverently, "Little Master, please."

The corner of the monk's eyes smiled, "Amitabha, donor, please listen to the little monk's words: The Buddha said, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell."

Liu Kai walked back and stood beside Bai Yu with a paralyzed face and said, "Do you understand?"

"I guess they're cheaters."

The remaining three fathers were a little dumbfounded when they saw that these two were unfavorable teachers, but they still couldn't help but comfort themselves in their hearts Zhang Sheng walked over and got a sentence "The Buddha said: Don't say".

Zeng Zhixiang smiled bitterly and got a sentence, "One flower, one world, one Buddha is the same." 

Wei Cangsheng got a sentence "Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust."

Brother Haha couldn't help but smack his tongue, "This is indeed a bit torturous."

The corners of Wei Cangsheng's mouth were hooked, and he said half-jokingly: "Anyway, the rooms are the same, and where you live is almost the same, it's better not to just blow up your IQ shortcomings."

Zhang Sheng laughed, and I don't know if he agrees with what he said.

Bai Yu suddenly raised his hand and said, "I guess, what the little monk who just told me about the cultivation of Buddhism means that room No. 2!"

"Why?" Haha, brother is puzzled.

Bai Yu can't say that he got inspiration from Ermi Tofu, so he can only pretend to be a cold force: "Buddha said, don't say."

Haha, brother was so angry that he almost didn't want to talk to him.

Zhang Sheng said: "Room No. 5."

Brother Haha's face was weirdly distorted, "You two, how did you guess correctly?" However, it was Bai Yu who said it first, and Bai Yu would be the first to choose a house later."

Bai Yu waved his hand, looking indifferent, "What to choose, just room five, the holy land with enough light and Buddha light, it is also excellent for me to visit."

[Poof, hahaha, how can little brother Bai be so funny! ] 】

[Inexplicably poked at the cute point, but I still want to know how these Buddhist words correspond to the room number.] 】

[+1 I wonder how they guessed!] 】

Little Watermelon looked over with a dull face, "Baba, kitchen."

Bai Yu broke the ice in an instant, how could he forget that the little watermelon said before that he wanted to live in the fourth kitchen? However, looking at Zhang Sheng, who had already chosen Room No. 4, Bai Yu was silent for a while.

The little watermelon walked to the steps dejectedly, sat next to the little monk, took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it to him, "Do you eat it?"

The little monk touched his bare head, then took it, and ate it with a sigh, chewing the candy while saying, "The abbot is very good, and it is good for you to live next to him, oh, this is my steamed bun, give you a bite to eat."

As he spoke, the little monk conjured up a steamed bun wrapped in oiled paper from his hand and tore it in half, half for one person.

Little watermelon, he didn't have any requirements for a place to live, just simply felt that there was something delicious to live next to the kitchen.

The little monk listened to his explanation, and laughed, "The rules in the temple are very strict, except for meals, the door will not be opened at other times."

The little watermelon is finally happy.

Bai Yu, who was watching the interaction between the two children from a distance, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and before he could walk over, he saw Liu Kai on the side coming over and taking the initiative to talk to him.

"What did you think about what I talked to you about before?" Liu Kai said that his original plan was to go abroad for a walk in the first half of the year to recharge, but because of Bai Yu's matter, he was forcibly accepted by this variety show.

Forget it, let's solve Bai Yu's matter as soon as possible.

Bai Yu put his hands in his pockets, the black sunglasses blocked the meaning of his eyes, and he nodded quietly, "Okay."

As long as Brother Kai doesn't dislike me, there is naturally no problem on my side.

Liu Kai patted Bai Yu on the shoulder.

Haha announced the final result, "Bai Yu and Xiao Watermelon live in room No. 5, Zhang Sheng and Zhang Beibei live in room No. 4, Liu Kai lives in room No. 1, Zeng Zhixiang and Da Pearl live in room No. 3, and Wei Wei and Wei Cangsheng live in room No. 2. "

Wei Cangsheng, as the only person in his father's group who didn't guess the answer to the riddle correctly, was anxious, "No, haha, you can tell me, how did you choose a house?" What do I mean by where to stir up dust?"

Zhang Sheng held the child in one hand and the suitcase in the other, and when he passed by him, he said in a low voice: "This has nothing to do with the Buddhist language, you can see the position where the little master you choose to stand."

Wei Cangsheng looked at Brother Haha in disbelief, "Isn't it?" What do you think of my IQ for? "

Haha brother held back a smile: "This is also something that can't be helped, who made you not react yourself."

After choosing a house, it was time for lunch, and after simply packing up the luggage, Bai Yu pulled a small watermelon and squatted at the door of the kitchen to wash his hands with cold water.

Fortunately, the weather is gradually getting warmer now, otherwise according to the rules of temple life, they would never have boiled hot water to wash their faces and hands.

There is an unwritten saying in China: follow the customs of the locals.

Since the program team chose the filming location of the first episode in the temple, it means that their group can only eat vegetarian dishes during this time, and cannot get fishy meat, but the child will have a bottle of milk every morning and evening to replenish his body.

In addition, there is no meat at the table in the temple!

Bai Yu looked at the full amount of vegetarian food in front of him, and he didn't dislike it, he finished his meal three times and divided it by two, burped, skillfully picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and said to the little watermelon, "Open your mouth."

Sitting next to him, the father and son of the Zhang family, the father and son of the Liu family: "..."

Liu Kai smiled helplessly, "We haven't started to move the chopsticks yet, you just finished the meal, and you are not afraid of stomach problems if you eat so fast" 〇 The little watermelon chewed the food in his mouth happily, his eyes were bright, "Good times, more times!"

While feeding his son, Bai Yu said calmly: "It's nothing, just Xi used to it."

[Instantly, my eyes were red, thinking of the life of a single person with a full moon son after divorce, it was really difficult, just like Bai Yu, it was really not easy for a single father. 】

[I want to cry when I am sad, this familiar father's love is actually reflected in Brother Bai, so blue and thin, I am tall and thin and don't eat the fireworks of the world, what changed you! 】

At the same time, Song's mother, who was sitting in front of the TV, accidentally pressed this program, and when she saw two familiar faces flashing on the screen, her eyes instantly turned cold.

Song's mother wrote down the name of the show, turned off the TV quietly, then walked to the bedroom, took out the tablet with shaking hands, and continued to watch the show online.

When she saw Bai Yu smiling at the camera and said, "... I'm a single father", his hands tightened, and his eyes were full of panic and disbelief.

Before, she wondered why the little watermelon didn't look like Xiao Rin at all, but now it seems that it's not that the child doesn't look like an adult, but that the person who looks like it is not Xiao Rin at all!

On the other side, when the man sitting in front of the computer saw the action of the little watermelon stuffing the candy into Bai Yu's mouth, the corners of Xi's habitual tight mouth slipped an arc, this child is really like him.

Perhaps, he will not reject this child.

The man lit the cigar in his hand, and his addiction to smoking has grown in the past two years.

"Remember to come back early, don't keep me waiting too long."

The man's face was hidden in the smoke, and when viewed from the side, the knife-like curvature of the side face was faintly similar to Bai Yu.

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