In 2024,
Mr. W. Wonka: Attention, all Oompa-Loompas!
Oompa-Loompas: Oompa-Loompa, doompety-doo!
Now we are here, straight out of the blue!
Wonka: Now, I have a very, very, veryveryveryveryveryveryveryyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Milly Frizzle: Is he going to stop soon?
Tedd Frizzle: Maybe.
Wonka: IMMMMMMMMMportant announcement!
Go back to Wonka's factory...
Wonka: Due to the recent success of my sweet shop Wonka's, it's time for all you Loompas out there...to get a highly-anticipated PROMOTION!
Whizz Smartalec: WOOOOOOOO!!
Wonka: Now, half of you shall be working up top at Wonka's, and those Loompas are...Jerry, Tilly, Michael, Frida, Robert, Steven, Katie, Connie Tilbert, Donny Tilbert, Harry, Poppy, Umbridge...
Zoey: Is that really like, half?
Wonka: Yes. And...you too, Zoey. You'll all be working at the sweet shop up top there, above ground. As for the rest of you...
And discover more about the Oompa-Loompas.
Wonka: You all shall remain down here, in my factory. Just be careful of my newest creation: the Shockstopper! I'm telling ya, Loompas, it'll give you a JOLT of pain if you touch it...although I assume none of you will. Now, chop chop, everyone! Back to work!
Julie Snobbit: Alright, gang! Enough is enough. Let's go!
Wonka: Up-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup! Except for you five.
Kyla: But...why us, sir?
Julie: Yeah, why us? Boss, I've been your Oompa supervisor ever since—
Wonka: Yes, I know, Julie.
As their future of five of them may just get...GOLDEN!
Wonka: Now, you know I've been taking care of you five ever since you came and burst into my life. But now, I think you five are ready to become...my golden workers!
Oompa-Loompa, doompety-doo!
I've got a baaaad feelin' bout you!
Oompa-Loompa, I don't know, dude!
I've got a baaaad feelin' bout you!
Milly, Tedd, Whizz, Kyla, and Julie: (Gasp) We're gonna be...GOLDEN WORKERS?!
Wonka: Yep! And...you know what that means.
Wonka: We'll go down, underground,
Entering in a world of our creation!
What we'll see will defy...
Explanation!
Lofty: It...does defy explanation.
Wonka: If you want to view paradise,
Milly: All we gotta do...is...view it?
Wonka: Yep!
Anything you want to, do it.
Julie: Will we change the world?
Wonka: Well...
There's nothing to it!
Kyla: Therе is no life...we know,
Milly, Tedd, Whizz, and Kyla: That compares to pure imagination!
Wonka and Julie: Working all together here, we'll be free.
Lofty: If we truly...
All: Wish to be!
Wonka's Oompa-Loompas
Wonka: Oh, Lofty! Come meet my golden workers!
Kyla: Lofty?
Julie: Who's he?
Whizz: Sounds like a fellow genius.
Wonka: So he is, in some ways. You see, Lofty is an old friend of mine. Oh, look! Here he comes now!
Lofty: Oompa-Loompa, doompety-dee!
Hello, old boss! Long time, no see!
Wonka: Why hello, Lofty. How's your debt of a thousand fold turning up?
Lofty: Well, it turns out ever since I brought it to my brethren who are now working for you, I'll...still need a job.
Wonka: Well, I've found you a perfect job, Lofty.
Lofty: Really? What? Please let it be good, I swear.
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