requested by: Lady_LS2
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"So, we might enter a little bit of a Phineas and Ferb era" Loki announces.
"What now?" Blaise squints his eyes.
"A Phineas and Ferb" Loki repeats.
"I heard you the first time," Blaise says.
"I know, I'm about to explain" Loki sighs "It's a cartoon TV show on Disney Channel that aired from 2007-2015."
"Oh, The Disney Channel," Hermione recalled.
"It's just called Disney channel now" Loki says.
"Nice change.." Hermione turns slightly red.
"Oh I get it, we're going to have an old fashioned helicopter fight."
"What is that?" Ron asks.
"A helicopter fight" Pansy responds.
"Yea, what is that?" Ron repeats.
"A Heli-"
"THAT IS NOT HELPING ME OUT" Ron starts to raise his voice.
"We're going to figure it out soon" Hermione glares at the two "Jesus."
"Oh a helicopter fight? These can get really nasty. I'm-I'm just gonna go play car."
"Coward," Draco muttered.
"We don't even know what a helicopter fight is," Ginny sighs.
"It's probably a stupid game," Lupin shrugs.
"It probably is," Ginny agrees.
"If you're looking for action, better hold on tight (Helicopter fight, helicopter fight)"
"I still don't know what this is." Ron blinks.
"You're just slow," Pansy said.
"I wasn't talking to you" Ron rolls his eyes.
"How come you can't just enjoy the song without arguing with someone?" Hermione stares at her.
"I just wanted to state my opinion," Pansy shrugs.
"Well, no one wants it," Ron turns away.
"L-l-l-looks like we got ourselves a helicopter fight (Helicopter fight, helicopter fight)"
"Their playing cards" Harry notices.
"That does not seem like a helicopter fight" Sirius says.
"Maybe because it isn't as it sounds" Snape mentions.
"I'm not going to hear it from you" Sirius waves his hand.
"Suit yourself" Snape rolls his eyes.
"To remove any confusion from ambiguous writing (Helicopter fight, helicopter fight)"
"He looks like a clown," Neville says.
"He's dressed as a clown," Luna adds.
"He is.." Neville nods.
"How does this relate to a helicopter fight?" Blaise asks.
"We just have to watch the full thing and maybe we will finally understand," Fred says.
"This is people fighting on a helicopter, Not two helicopters fighting (Ooohhhhh!)"
"There is your answer," Fred claps aggressively.
"Oh" Ron simply states.
"More boring than it sounds," Pansy says.
"Who would want to see two helicopters fighting?" Hermione shakes her head.
"Me" Draco raises his hand.
"That's normal for you" Hermione responds.
"It's like they knew what the audience thought when they said helicopter fight" Luna says.
"Yea, they did," Neville nods.
"Though that would have been cool, (Yeah?) It might have been more exciting (You think?)"
"YES" Draco screams.
"I think they would have just crashed into the ocean," George says.
"Most likely" Narcissa shrugs.
"That's dangerous," Fred adds.
"I love danger" Bellatrix licks her lips.
"Oh..." George turns around.
"That's not appropriate," Ginny mutters.
"Let's take a look"
"A real helicopter fight?" Ron raises his eyebrow.
"That's what it sounds like" Harry whispers.
"No, that looked better in my head"
"I hope It did cause it looked like trash" Draco scoffs.
"Most boring fight yet" Blaise shakes his head.
"Stop encouraging violence" Hermione slams her fists.
"No one is encouraging that" Blaise squints his eyes at her.
"Stop looking at me like I'm crazy" She huffed.
"You take things way too serious" Draco folds his arms.
"Let's just get back to the action, That was really pretty lame"
"Very" Ron agrees.
"You, seriously?" Hermione carried a disappointed look on her face.
"Stop bloody looking at me" Ron turns away.
Hermione goes to look at Harry.
"Look at your neighbors" Harry also turns away.
"I apologize for the distraction"
"It was not much of a distraction," Draco says.
"So many other ways could be used to distract me," Lucius admits.
"Money" Snape mutters.
"Money is not everything" Lucius appears as if he was insulted.
"You make it everything" Snape mentions.
"I do not" Lucius places a hand on his chest.
"This is a helicopter fight! (People fighting on a helicopter!)"
"That's what he meant by playing car?" McGonagall raised her eyebrows.
"Like Mr. Malfoy said," Dumbledore smirked " a coward."
"This is a helicopter fight! (People fighting on a helicopter!)"
"I wonder how this hasn't crashed down yet" Narcissa says.
"Probably got a good pilot," Fred says.
"I'd prefer magic," Draco mentions.
"But no one was talking about magic," Fred winks at him.
"Ew," Draco mutters.
"You'll be fine" Ginny rolls her eyes.
"This is a helicopter fight!"
"They have made that very clear," Pansy says.
"Just two people fighting on a helicopter," Ron whispers.
"Not as intense as I would want it" Blaise admits.
"You're the type to support war" Hermione yells.
"Yeah...no, that's different" Blaise shakes his head.
"(It's not two helicopters fighting, oh no We saw it, but it was only so-so)"
"Yea, it is depressingly not" Ron shakes his head.
Hermione looks like she's about to speak but Ron glares at her.
"So, I have no right to speak anymore?" Hermione frowns.
"No, you're just making this whole process annoying," Fred says.
"Cause I'm trying t-"
"No" Harry shakes his head "Just no."
"This is people fighting on a helicopter!"
"Clown guy is back," Luna notices.
"Oh" Neville says.
*Clip ends*
"So we are back to our scenes?" Harry suggests
"Of course" Loki goes up to the podium.