𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗻
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻
September 2012
Randy Orton was not a coward, and refused to act like one right now. And what Cody was suggesting him, well, that was a coward move.
Stop everything now you're still in time. That was Cody's great advice, which annoyed Randy a lot. He knew his friend was only trying to protect him, but he was a grown ass man who knew what he was doing. Or kinda knew. Still, he did not like that advice.
So here he was, standing outside Sylwia's flat door, knocking it loudly to be heard.
He did not have to wait long, thou, as he could literally hear her running to the door. Probably she was waiting for someone already, which made Randy a little bit nervous. She couldn't kick him away, could she?
"You?" Sylwia almost yelled when seeing Randy at her door. She did not look mad or angry, just surprised. "Good morning, Randy, may I know what are you doing here?" She then proceeded to ask more politely, even sarcastically smiling at him.
"Good morning, Sylwia. Always a pleasure to see you again." Randy smirked at her, quickly glancing inside her house. "I was passing by, remembered you lived nearby and said why not saying hello to my favourite Polish lady." That was a lie, he wanted to stop there because of a personal wish, and not because of a stupid coincidence. His blue eyes laid on her, still without makeup and her hair tied in a messy ponytail, wearing a top and some shorts; based on her look it did not look like she was waiting any guest. "Am I disturbing something?"
"Yeah, must be destiny." Sylwia commented, narrowing her eyebrows. "No, you're not disturbing." She put aside, gesturing him to enter. "Take off your shoes, please."
That was Randy's first time stepping into her flat, which was very similar to the one the company gave him back in his rookie days; just hers was decorated more with Slavic decorations all over. "I was unsure if I would find you here." He said, placing his shoes in the shoe rack at the entrance. "I thought you were at the center."
"I am house cleaning." The Pole replied. "Cleaners are about to come and I don't want them to think this is dirty house!" She accompanied the man into the living room, where she motioned for him to sit on the settee. "Make yourself comfortable, but do not dare to make a mess!" She grabbed the broom handle and looked at Randy with a challenging look. "I bet you don't want to know what I will do with this."
"Yeah, not looking forward it." Randy nodded, forcing himself to not laugh. "Aren't cleaners supposed to clean?" He couldn't help but ask just after. "They're pointless if you do the job!"
Lest he ever say it, the girl turned and gave him a dirty look, the kind that might have killed someone if they could. "Your question is pointless." She just said, returning to clean. "There are some pierogi in kitchen, but also some other Polish food, in case you're hungry for something good."
Randy watched her as she grabbed a dusting cloth and began to clean the cabinet where the television was placed. "Are you staying for long here?" She asked again, not even turning to look at him, bending down to remove the dust from the coffee table.
The man gulped, resisting that temptation was becoming even harder than he thought. He cleared his throat to reply the girl. "Just few minutes." He then got up and approached her, grabbing her wrist to make her stand up and face him.
"What's your problem now?" Sylwia narrowed her eyebrows. "Can't you keep it in your pants?" There was a challenging look in her eyes as she spoke, in such a teasing voice. "I swear every porn film begins like this."
Keep being serious after that was impossible, as Randy couldn't help but chuckle. "Sounds like you're an expert." He teased her back, causing her to shrug carelessly as response. His eyes met hers, and for a while it was like Randy was so hypnotised that couldn't even speak. "Sylwia." He breathed out, his eyes then lingering on her freshly filled lips.
The young Pole noticed how the man was kinda blacking out. "Randy." She said back, laying her hands on his chest, giving him the doe eyes. Sylwia would be lying if saying she didn't enjoy a little bit seeing the man almost at her feet; that was a total burst of ego, as she needed it even bigger. "Were you saying something?"
"You're such a tease." The man spoke, chuckling. He placed his hands around her waist, killing the already minimal distance between them. "Go out with me tonight." He finally said, clearly getting all the girl's attention with such an invitation.
Sylwia was clearly taken back by this, but quickly recomposed herself, waving back her hair. "Where are my flowers then?" She asked. There was no way she would have accepted, if she didn't get her princess treatment. "You brought them, didn't you?"
Randy narrowed his eyebrows, amused by the girl's behaviour. "Flowers? Must have forgotten along the way."
"No flowers, no date." The blonde girl shook her head, moving her hand from his chest to his neck. "But, if you are desperate tonight, with all your money I can assume you're going to find a lady trying to satisfy your needs!"
At that, the man rolled his blue eyes. Why did she believe he only wanted her for sex? Yes, the attraction was clear to anyone, but Randy rated her more than just her enchanting looks. "Let's make this clear once for all, Sylwia." He said. "You're never gonna be a one night stand, or a price to get, for me, okay? Go out with me tonight, a real date. Let me understand, together with you, where this thing, whatever it is, will lead us."
"I will." Sylwia smirked, for then slightly pushing him away, creating some distance between them again. "But just after getting my princess treatment, Randy Orton." There was a challenging look in her blue eyes. "I want to see how far you're willing to go for me."
It was a challenge, almost a provocation from Sylwia, but luckily for him, Randy loved challenges and would never have backed down from one, especially one so tempting. He leaned in, near her ear so he could speak slowly, giving her goosebumps on her back. "Careful with what you wish for, little girl." He said. "Games are on then, Sylwia Wodiczko. Start preparing your best dress, because soon I will take you out."
Sylwia smirked again. "Two can play a game, big man." She spoke, cupping his face into her left hand and leaning in to leave a kiss between his cheeks and lips. "Now leave, I have a busy schedule."
At that, Randy smirked back, blinking an eye at her. "Fine. See you soon then."
What followed next, thou, was anything but a game.
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October 2023
An employee finished placing the microphone on Sylwia, who was just waiting for the moment to enter the WWE The Bump studio. Her first time in that studio and her first interview since she announced she was returning to wrestle.
Megan and Matt were just finishing interviewing the Alpha Academy and were about to make her introduction. Sylwia had the change to talk with them before they started filming, they looked like nice, they had a laugh together; but she had to play her character once cameras will be all on her. Just like she did in a brief appearance with Ryan, which was also incredibly fun.
"And now, Matt, I think it's time for your favourite weekly interview." Megan announced, teasing her co-host with a smile, causing him to chuckle. "And to every male's greatest pleasure, as our next guest would say!" Now the woman chuckled too.
"You're, Megan!" Matt agreed. "Pleasure for eyes and souls! And I think our fans already guessed who's joining us right now! Ladies and gentlemen, for the very first time, God's prettiest creation is here with us! Let's welcome Sylwia Wodiczko!"
The Pole woman chuckled before entering the studio, carrying with her a haughty vibe, of a true VIP, of a true goddess. Both Megan and Matt got up to welcome her, shaking her hand, before she could sit down, crossing her long legs and eyeing the whole place with superiority.
"Sylwia Wodiczko!" Megan announced again, taking her seat. "What an honour to have you here with us! You look absolutely fabulous, by the way!"
Sylwia looked at the woman and waved back her long blonde hair. "Megan, dear, you're stating the obvious!" She said. "And you misspelled my surname, I forgive you both this time."
Both Matt and Megan chuckled at that, with then the man starting the interview. "I gotta say, I was surprised when you came back at SummerSlam, in a positive way of course. You returned as women general manager, but we all saw you recently announced your in-ring return, which is one of the best news; so, Sylwia, what made you decide to finally be back?"
"Well, Matt, I always did what was best for business, and for myself, obviously!" The tall blonde replied, looking down at her newly fresh nails. "I've been out for three years, and in these three years I have watched how women's division has become a literally joke! Do you think it's a good thing to see? Since coming to WWE, I've been a part of women's evolution, I've improved it more than people give me credits for, which is absolutely shameful. I've tried to help in a manager role, but it was not enough. Women's division does not need its best champion to be on a sideline; women's division needs its best champion to bring back prestige! And never in my life I've been just a viewer, never on the bench, I, Sylwia Wodiczko, have always been the main attraction!" She smirked. "You guys have no idea how much I wanted to return punching bitches, and some women just inspire me to kick their asses!"
Matt and Megan shared a look, with the woman asking her the next question. "We also saw how you announced you will competing at Crown Jewel in a triple thread match for the WWE Women's Championship..."
Sylwia did not ever let her finish to reply immediately back. "I'm already correcting you, Megan. I will be winning at Crown Jewel to regain back my championship. Let's be honest, Iyo had her moment of glory, Bianca needs to step away from the spotlight, it's time to bring back relevance to WWE Women's Championship, and who better than me could make it? I've been inactive from in-ring performances for three years, yes, but I'm still in my prime; nothing would be stopping me, my fire will always be the hottest."
"We love a confident queen!" Megan chuckled. "So, basically you're saying you're like women's division saviour."
At that, Sylwia simply shrugged. "In your words, yes." She said. "I'm speaking facts when I say that most half of women's roster, both from Raw and Smackdown, are not up to minimum standards. Who would you want as a champion a jobber like a Zelina Vega from Smackdown or a Maxxine Dupri from Raw? I'll tell you, none would. Actually, the only women worth of glory are me, Rhea Ripley and Charlotte Flair. The other ones better step back and watch, they could learn a thing or two."
"You won't be getting new friends after these declarations!" Matt joked, letting a laugh.
"Like I even care!" Sylwia rolled her eyes. "In such a competitive business, where you have to dominate, there's no time to make friends to braid hair with!" She let out a deep breath. "And I've realised that actually Smackdown, contrarily to Raw, do not have any relevant champion, and I refuse to be on B-show! Since Roman is a part-time, Rey Mysterio is irrelevant, and Iyo is next to loose, I, Sylwia Wodiczko, will be Smackdown Live's face! And what a face? What else could they want?"
"You are also talking about Imperium, right?" Megan teased the wrestler, who nodded.
"Of course!" The Pole replied with a smirk. "I love Imperium and I would do literally anything to bring them up! How can someone not love the most dominant faction in WWE? Plus, we Europeans support each other!"
"Like we would say, it's like you're finishing your story!" Matt added, with Megan who nodded. "You left and now you're back for the gold."
"Nie! Dość tych nonsensów!" Sylwia snapped, annoyed. "I've had enough of people 'finishing their stories'! They were useless in the past, and they will always be. As I said, I've already wrote my story, I started and I ended it. And that story of mine already consecrated me as the best there will ever be, now I just to have to elevate myself to a superior level of greatness!"
Next, Matt and Megan asked her about her upcoming match against Bayley, on the next Smackdown episode, her first return match; they made her play a game of giving her opinion on some wrestlers, from past and present. Then they started talking about her career in general, starting from her time in NXT. It was all going fine until an old picture of her and Randy, dated late 2013-early 2014, came out on the screen.
Sylwia covered her mouth to try not to show a weak smile on her face. She did not even know why she was smiling, since it was the time of their downfall; but that was a something people did not know. What they knew, though, was that Sylwia, during their on-screen storyline, turned on Randy, breaking their alliance. She cleared her throat. "Flashback when you met me, your buzzcut, my hair bleached." She sang before laughing, probably sounding like an hysterical one. "Okay, he does not deserve this song." She looked at Megan and Matt. "Why are you guys bringing this dark period of my career to the fore?"
Matt cleared his throat. "You guys were a good team, and it impacted a lot on your career, didn't it?"
Sylwia raised her hand, to shut him up, and shook her head. "I'm not going to talk about that. Not even a single word!" At that, she couldn't help but laugh. "You know, guys, over the time I have became more compassionate, okay? I do not want to put some crazy bitches on spotlights and making a joke of themselves, let's save them from remembering the world how ridiculous they are!" She spoke, curling a little lock of her hair extensions. "Or those bitches will go crazy, like they did in the past, and try to put a shit to my name with some pathetic tweets. What can I say else, they're jealous of me being a confident and successful woman, while they're just insecure brats who rely on their husbands to be a someone. Now, if you excuse me for this." She got up and stopped right in front of the camera, a smirk of her face. "Wiem, że mnie obserwujesz, bo przyznajmy, jesteś moją fanką! Mamusia wróciła, jesteś szczęśliwa? Uważaj na męża, może śnić o mnie zamiast o Tobie. Miłego życia, kochanie, baw się dobrze próbując być mną!"
She then returned to her seat, proudly smiling at herself. "So? Are we moving on? We can now talk about all my past successes and how magnificent I always looked!"
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Sylwiawodiczko One of the worse interviews I've ever had!!😍😍 Y'all very lucky that I decided to waste my time like this!!💋💋
Username Girl😭😭
Username I love you Sylwia
Username She's so iconic😭😭
Username Like AJ Lee said back in the days, she needs to humble a little
Username She really doesn't!!
Username Let's just take a moment to appreciate her beauty
Username That Slavic charm🔥🔥
Username Barbie is really obsessed with Imperium thou
Username Their hottest fan
Username The shade she was throwing😭😭
Username TO WHO??
Username Someone's wife, no idea who
Username Some wrestler's wife
Username Probably Randy's wife. Remember when she used to write nasty tweets about her?
Username Mamusia doesn't forget nor forgive😭😭
Username When she speaks Polish thou🔥🔥
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Published: 28 / 12 / 2023
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