I Guess I'm Part Of The Crew(...

By MEME-Corp

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You were just a normal school student trying to get by in his normal school life.But as fate would have it th... More

Chapter 1:Things That Are Hidden
Chapter 2:Hero Training
Chapter 4:Meet The Crew
Chapter 5:Back At It Again
Chapter 6:The Cheetah That Could
Chapter 7:Prank-Tastrophe
Chapter 8:The Date With an Amazoness
Chapter 9:Bully Centric
Chapter 10:Unwelcomed Company
Chapter 11:A Poisonous Feeling
Chapter 12:Things Worth Messing With
Chapter 13:Gotham Road Trip

Chapter 3:Sweet Sweet Justice

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Everyone:Ooooohhhhh.

Y/n:If you guys wanna be heroes I think you should up your intelligence.

After entering the Arcade you all had generic arcade like fun througha montage....whaddya expect its an arcade we've all seen one before it ain't nothing new.

*At the Skeeball*

Everyone was playing normally while you were Skeeballing like a champ.

Karen:Wow Y/n you're good at this!

Y/n:Thanks.It comes with the experience of Skeeingballs at home.

Karen:I didn't know you own a Skeeball machine.

Y/n:I don't.....

Kara:Alright it's simple.Just try to roll the ball in the hole.And I swear if Y/n laughs he's dead.

Y/n:Duly noted.

Kara:Like this!

All Kara did was slightly rolled the ball-

*CRASH!*

Y/n:C-Come on let's go before the manager the gets here.

Diana:The who-

Y/n:LET'S GO NOW,NOW,NOW!!!

*At the Food Shack*

Diana tried to eat a pizza but the cheese was way too stringy that she was having trouble eating it.

Everyone:Hahahaha!

*At the Roller coaster*

You all were climbing up the roller coaster.You were at the tippy top.

Y/n:Whooo!!Yeaaaah baby!!This is what I've been waiting for!!

Diana looked down.

Diana:Oh great Hera no-

*WHOOOSH!*

Y/n(in pain):AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

In fear Diana held your had again.But this time she used full force.

*At the photo booth*

Diana:What is this box?

Y/n:Oh that's a photo-BOOTH!!!

Everyone came rushing in the booth.

Zatana:Picture time!!!

As everyone squeezed in there you were sandwiched between Diana and Jessica so your smile was 100% real.

*At Ring toss*

Barbara:Hah!!

She managed to success win the game and got a plushie.

Barbara:Ooooh!A Batman plushie!!!

Y/n:Hmmmmm-Aha!!

You managed to get the last ring on the bottle too but it wasn't worth as much so all you got was a teddy bear.

Y/n:Ahh fumble nuts.

Diana:HRAAAAH!!!

She threw her ring so hard that it got stuck in one of the wood beams.

Diana:How many points is that?!

Y/n:Big whapping fat 0.You're supposed to get the rings on the bottles.

Diana:I see.It is a shame I'm out of rings.

Y/n:Wait where's your other two-

*THUD!*

A seagull with one of the rings in its body fell to the floor.

Y/n:......Huh.....Well here you can have mine.I don't want it anyways.

Diana:Really?

Y/n:Yeah.Think of it like a momentous.

You said walking past her.

Diana:.......

She hugged the plushie and blushed.

Diana(thoughts):This feeling again....It's....It has to be it....

Diana looked at you as Kara was beating you up yet again while the others tried to stop it.

Diana(thoughts):Love....

*Next scene*

You all were walking out of the Arcade.

Zatana:Ladies-

Y/n:Hey!

Zatana:And Y/n.

Y/n:Better.

Zatana:After a night like tonight there's only one thing that can cement this friendship.

Y/n/Kara:GRAVE ROBBING!!!

Zatana:No!!!FROSTING!!!

Y/n:...Wait just frosting?Like frosting on a cake?.....That sounds gross.

Everyone except,you,Barbara,and Diana ran inside.

Y/n:What's so special about this place?

Barbara:No idea.

Kara:You do not wanna miss this!!

She said dragging you 3 inside the shop.

Barbara:*GAAAASP!*

Barbara:HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!

Barry:Hey guys!So what's the haps,what's poppin,what's the latest?Can I get you somethin sweet?I hope so that's what we have sorta our specialty.

You slowly raised your rusty knife again as Jessica put your hand down.He reminded you of Barbara.

Jessica/Karen/Zatana/Kara:Hi Barry.

Barry:So that'll it be?The usual,the usual,the usual,the usual,the us-

He stopped when he got to You,Barbara,and Diana since he didn't know you.Zatana pushed the 3 of you out of the way.

Y/n(on the floor):BITCH!!

Zatana:Babs will have the Candy Cane Triple Riple tower with the Rainbow sprinkles.

Y/n:

Zatana:And Diana will have the Death by chocolate!

Diana:

Y/n:Figure of speech remember?

Zatana:And Y/n will have-

Y/n:Ap-bap-bap-bap!Don't give me your diabetes infested order.I'll just take an Xtra Large uhh...."Classic Milkshake."Cookies and Cream.

Barry ducked behind the counter and in an instant he had everyone's order.

Barry:Here ya go!

Everyone:Thanks Barry.

Barry:Give me a moment sir.I'll have your milkshake soon.

As he said that he went to the back door.And you saw.....someone.

Barry:Ok Cathyl!Another Milkshake please!

Cathyl:Alright then.

All you saw was her undoing one strap before the door fully closed.

Y/n:.........I should've gotten the triple XXXtra size.

*Next scene*

You all were sitting at a booth.While everyone was eating their diabetes ridden sweets Diana was a little skeptical.

Jessica:What are you waiting for?

Diana decided to take the plunge and tasted the tiiiiiniest piece with her tongue.

Diana:

Diana:...........

Karen:....Diana?.....

Batgirl snapped her fingers in front of Diana before shrugging her shoulders-

Diana:*NOM,NOM,NOM,NOM,SCHLUUUURP!*I have never tasted anything this wonderful before....MORE!!!I MUST HAVE MORE!!!

She slammed the table and looked at Karen.

Diana:ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?!?!

Karen:I-I mean I w-w-

Diana didn't let her finish and drank Karen's entire strawberry milkshake.Out kindness-(but mainly scared for her life)-Jessica gave up her pie as Diana scarfed it up.She begam to eat everyone else's sweets except yours which you were hiding it.

Barbara:Slow down Diana!You don't-

Y/n:No Barbara.Let her find out the hard way.There are consequences to eating such sweets.In 3....2.....1.

Y/n:Sugar crash....

Karen:......Diana?.........

Diana:................

Jessica:Did she die from all the sugar?!

Y/n:.....Welp!Time to hit the dusty ol trail-

Diana:SISTERS AND BROTHER!!

Y/n:Jesus fuck!

Diana:This food is more delectable than ambrosia!!This place more perfect than Elysium!!

Y/n:There was a homeless man jacking it to Toy Chica outside in the alley way next to this place.

Diana:We must celebrate our every Victory here and THUS!!

Everyone:..........

Barbara cheered.

Barbara:SWEET JUSTICE FOR THE WIN!!

Diana(copying):I do not know what that means!!

Man:H-Hey what are you doing?We turned down the offer.Get outa here please!

Woman:We said we wouldn't sell!Barry!Get our lawyer!

Jessica:Lawyer?Why do they need a lawyer?

Y/n:I hope it's not for the bit tittied cow in the back.

Karen:The what?

Y/n:THE BIG TITTIED COW IN THE BACK!!

Robot:Attention citizens.This business or dwelling has been categorized as,"Immediate destruction."By order of the city of Metropolis you must vacate before structure removal begins.

Boy:What!?

Owner:No!

Robot:You have 30 seconds to comply.

Everyone immediately ran out of the store as you finished your literal milk shake.

Kara:What should we do?

Zatana:What can we do?!They're city robots!

Robot:You now have 15 seconds to (Demonic) C o m p l y......

Owner 2:Please girls just go!

You all stood in front of othe owners to protect them.

Owner 2:Nothing we say is gonna stop them!

Jessica:But the city can't tear this place down without your permission!This doesn't make sense!

Robot:You have 10 seconds to comply.

Diana:I-Is this a law we must obey?!Or do we fight?!

Y/n:HRAAAH!!!

You broke a table over one of the robots.

Y/n:You fight!!!This is literally unlawful!!!That and I kinda always wanted to break a table over a robot.

That's when a robot grabbed you and threw you in the back.

*THUD!*........

Y/n(next room):I'm ok!I landed on the cow girls boobs.

Diana:Grrr!!!

Diana punched a robot and as she did I swear to god.SOMEHOW she changed into her hero outfit without ANYONE noticing....

Diana:It matters not if these villains are protected by Man's law!Our mission is to protect the innocent.And that is what we must do!!Come sisters!!This is our time!

A robot was heading towards the owners.They both braced for impact.

Kara:Oh now you don't!!

Kara somehow changed as well.

Kara:You're right!This is our time!

Zatana:Hrah!!

She made a robot disappear.


Everyone:Yeah!!

Diana smiled.

Diana:Huzzah!!Let us earn more chocolate!

Y/n:*Buuuuuurp!*I'm good....

You had a milk-stache.

Barbara:Y/n?What were you doing back there?Were you drinking milk?

Y/n:You'd be surprised what a single dime and degrading desperate begging can do for you.

As you took cover they all began to use their powers to defeat the robots.Even Karen was trying her hardest.

Zatana:*Chanting a spell*

She made another robot disappear and as she did she summoned magical hands to clap for her.

Zatana:Thank you thank you!Nothing gets past the Great Zatana!!

The Robot rolling behind her:

Y/n:For godssake Zatana!!

That same robot was going towards a 2 kids with vr headsets on.

Diana:Great Hera!Why do they not run!!Quickly!!Super Girl you must-

Kara:Got it!!

Y/n:NO WAIT!!

Kara spun the robot around effectively breaking its saw for arms.

Kara:I said I got it!.....Oops.

The robot was now flying towards 2 more kids wearing headsets.

Jessica:WOAH!!

Jessica was holding a cage full of robots and she let them go and made a trampoline to bounce the robot into a wall which caused the ceiling above her to crack and break.She casted a net above her to save herself.

Jessica:Ghh!!Bumblebee!!Can you short circuit them!?

Karen:U-Uhm!!Uhhhh!!

The Robot Approaching her:Get over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.....I'm feelin romantical.....

Karen:I can't do it!!It's too scary!!

The Robot Approaching her:No it's not!It has a nice personality!!

Barbara saw a group of MORE TEENS IN VR HEADSETS!!!Dam man come on!!!How much money are these kids making?!

Barbara:I got it!

Rubble from the ceiling startled her and she started throwing Batarangs in random directions.

Y/n:OH MY GOD YOU 4 ARE USELESS!!!

Diana:Batgirl-Oh Hades I'll just do it myself!!

That's when someone ran past her.

Diana:What the?!

*Shing!*

Diana:...Y/n!?

Barbara:Wait!You're a super too?!

Y/n:Yes!!I was hoping to keep this under wraps-

*SHING,SHING,SHING!!!*

Y/n:Because I have some VERY angry villains after me!!

You punched a robot out of the restaurant.

Jessica:So you lied!?

You were back to back with Kara.

Y/n:So what?!You guys lied too trying to hide your powers!I just managed to hide it better!

Kara:Still it was lame of you to hide it!

Kara punched a robot to smithereens as you sliced another robot.

Y/n:You say that now!But then when 13 shadowy cloak figures pop up don't say I didn't warn you!!

Zatana:Take this you evil beasts!!

She blasted a bunch of robots and then accidentally hit Diana.

Zatana:Sorry!!I didn't mean you!!

You dodged Diana as she crashed into Kara.As that happened the ceiling began to cave in.

Jessica:EVERYONE OUT!!IT'S COMING DOWN!!!

Barbara:I'm yelling Timberrr!You better move-

*SLAP!*

Y/n:NOW'S NOT THE TIME BARBARA!!

You picked her up and ran out the restaurant.

*CRASH!!!*
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Y/n:*Cough,cough,cough!!*.....You ok?

As Barbara looked up to you she felt her heart aches.

How you looked to her:

Barbara(blushing):Uh-huh........

You looked back at the demolished restaurant.

Y/n:Oh no........

Karen:.....It's gone....

Robots:Thank you for your cooperation.You will receive a bill to any damaged city property.

*SMACK!*

Y/n:Holy hell!!

Diana smacked the back of Kara's head.

Diana:Insubordination!!Why did you not await my orders?!You are reckless!

Kara:Well excuse me Princess!!In case you couldn't tell I was the only one putting in work!!

Karen:Nuh-uh!I was fighting!

Zatana:You were cringing.

MEME:*Smacks head on desk*THE BEST FUCKING ROAST IN THE SHOW!!!THEY ACTUALLY SAID CRINGING!!

Kara:If you wanna yell at someone yell at her!!

She said pointing to Jessica.

Kara:One flick of that ring and she could've taken out all those robots!!

Jessica:Ohhh!!Like Zatana took out you and Wonder Woman?!Or was her showboating a better strategy!?

Barbara was investigating the remains of Sweet Justice.

Zatana:At least my magic blasts did more than your stupid ropes!

Y/n:Alright alright enough!!Look obviously what happened today was a wash-

Kara:I don't wanna hear anyone from you!!You saw the danger and you did nothing!!

Y/n:Ok yes!!I could've definitely stepped up but you don't know the repricussions of using this!

You said turning back to normal.

Y/n:But that's not the point!This was our first real-

Kara:OUR!?!YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING DURING TRAINING!!!

Y/n:THAT'S NOT THE POINT KARA!!

Barbara:Guys!Guys!!It's ok we can still fix this!The city would never demolish a Private business and Devil Bots would never danger the public!!

Y/n:With a name like that I doubt it.

Barbara:They were rigged!By Lex Luthor!

She said holding up a Lex Corp badge.

Jessica:Lex Luthor?

Barbara:Uh-huh!

Zatana:The Wealthiest most powerful man in all of Metropolis?

Barbara:Uh-huuuuh!

Kara:Oh crud!Focus Batgirl!What could Lex Luthor possibly have against Milkshakes?!

Y/n:He probably wasn't able to drink it from the source.

Barbara:Uh-Uhm...I don't know!That's the part of the detective work.Finding out what he wants and why!

Everyone was looking down as Karen put her gear in her bag.

Karen:Face it....we were never meant to be heroes.Especially me!

Y/n:Karen-

Zatana:She's right.I never wanted to do this in the first place!

Barbara:No wait!

Jessica:I knew this stupid ring would lead to violence and destruction.....

Kara:Like I said.Being a hero is for chumps.

They all left the area.

Y/n:*Sigh*

*Thunder*

Y/n:Oh of course it's gonna rain...

Barbara:Diana?

You looked back and noticed a fog was forming.

Diana:Barbara....Y/n....Meet....my mother.

Someone walked through the fog.

Y/n:.....  The fucks wrong with your eyes?

End of Chapter 3.

*Bonus scene*

Barry:Ok Cathyl!Another Milkshake please!

Cathyl:Alright then.

He whipped out his-

Y/n:

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