You all began to do an intermittent montage of teaching Diana a taste of the world of man and Hero training.
Diana:By the Great White Beards of Zeus!What is this place?!
Batgirl:Normal teenager lesson #1;Never say stuff like,"By the White Beard of Zeus."Lesson #2;You gotta look the part!
You were the one giving Diana the REAL lessons on how to be a teenager.
Y/n:Don't follow rule one a lot of people day stuff like that.
Batgirl:Yeah old people maybe!
You grabbed a bowling ball and tried to attack Batgirl but Blondey stopped you.
Batgirl:Bright colors,big logos,BE BOLD!!
Blondey:Leather!!Lots and lots of leather!!
Y/n:Hey Toyota Tundra!!This isn't the interior of a ca-AGHK!!
She shoved your mouth with a leather shirt.
Batgirl:Lesson 3!Your phone is your LIFE!!!
Diana:W-What?!
Y/n:Not true.
Batgirl:Pics,emails,text,shopping,social media,every single information known to mankind!!
Green Girl pulled Diana.
Green Girl:No leather.These were all made with organic cotton from Turkey!
Karen held up a giant sweater like the one she was wearing.
Karen:Dress to not draw attention to yourself.But not too much!Or you'll risk drawing attention to yourself.
Y/n:Also not true.
Batgirl then pushed Diana in the changing room.
Batgirl:Now get in there and be normal!
She closed the curtain.
Y/n:.....*Snicker!*Religious dads to their gay sons.
Blondey:What?
Y/n:Nothing.(Under breath)You Toyota Tacoma built having ass.*SNICKER!*
Blondey:I heard that!
Y/n:Nuh-uh!!
*30 Minutes later*
Everyone:......
Y/n:By the many beastialities of Zeus!!Hurry up Diana!!
She opened the curtain.
Diana:How do I look?
Y/n:Like I should put you down and not give a crap.
Batgirl:OH I KNOW-
Y/n:Noooope!You don't know!
Batgirl:But-
You put your finger over her mouth.
Y/n:But nothing!*Sigh*Do I gotta do everything here?
After a few second of picking clothes you gave them to Diana.
Y/n:Here.
She went back inside.
Blondey:Oh I can't wait to see this.
* 3 Minutes later*
Diana stepped out.
Zee:Huh.Not bad.I was thinking the same thing.
You looked at Blondey.
Y/n:You ok over there?You seem a little quiet with all that leather-
*Thud!*
Y/n:OW!!THOSE PANTS HAD SHARP LEATHER SPIKES!!!
She threw leather pants at you.
Diana walked up to you.
Diana:These garments give me the appearance of a typical,mortal,female adolescent?
Y/n:Well considered your height and buff that's as close as we're gonna get.
Diana held your hand.
Diana:I am in your debt.Now it is my turn to repay!!
Y/n:Huh?
*Hero Montage*
Diana:If we are to be a team I must know your skills and abilities!You!Name!Rank!Skills!
She started from the left.
Jessica:Uhhh hi!I'm Jessica.I'm a Cadet in something called the Green Lantern Corp and.....*Sigh*Oh boy!So I was given this power ring by these weird aliens.They're sorta like cops and they patrol these different sectors-
Y/n:Get to the point!!
Jessica:I can make stuff with this ring.
She used her Green Lantern ring to make some flowers.
Batgirl:That is so cool!!Make a pogo stick!!
Jessica made a pogo stick.
Batgirl:A burrito!!
She made a burrito.
Y/n:A nuke?
Jessica:...Y....Yeah?
Diana:With this ring of the God's you can produce any kind of weapon imaginable to beat your enemies into submission?
Jessica:In theory yes.But I don't believe in violence.
Diana:Admirable.
Y/n(Oppenheimer):You won't fear it until you understand it.And you won't understand until you use it........
Blondey:Where'd ypu get those clothes?
Y/n:The power of Oppenheimer is strong with me.
Diana:So how shall you be known?
Jessica:Uhm.....
She transformed.
Jessica:Green Lantern?Kinda comes with the ring.
Y/n:Huh.6/10.
Diana:What about you Batgirl?!
Barbara:Oh!My names Barbara.I may not have a super power ring but I can do all sorts of cool stuff!!I'm really good at figuring things out!And I have super cool gadgets like this Bat Barometer,Bat-Staff,and these Bat grappling hooks that I was thiiis close to-
Diana:You lack focus.
While OVER explaining her backstory she also changed into her costume.
Barbara:Wait huh?
Y/n:Agreed.3/10.
Batgirl:OH COME ON!!
Diana looked over at Zee.
Zee:You can call me!....
She began to use her magic to change parts of her clothes.
Zee:The Mysterious...The Fabulous!
Zatana:The awe-inspiring!!Zatana!!!
Y/n(blushing):Not bad....Not baaad at all....
As she caught her hat fireworks went off........It was also the leotard that was working for you.
Diana:Impressive.Have you any other skills?
Zatana began to perform card tricks.
Zatana:I can turn a red heart black!Ever seen a jumping jack?!Go ahead.Check behind your ear.
Diana checked behind her ear and pulled out a Jack.
Diana:WHAT THE?!?!
She hid behind you.
Diana:What black magic is that?!?
Zatana:*Casually pulling out an infinite line of tied rags*
Diana:MAKE IT STOP!!WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?!?!
Y/n:A-Alright Zatana thank you I think she's been traumatized enough.
Zatana:MIIIIND FREAK!!!
Diana:*Ahem*Though you possess great quantities of style you must learn to channel your magic into a great cause.Our cause.And I'm afraid this uniform will not suffice.Think of another.
Zatana:Ghhh!!!!
Y/n:8/10!
Zatana:It's the Leotard isn't it?
Y/n:NO!!!
Zatana:Check your foreskin.
Y/n:Wait what-*An explosion of cards*......HOW!?
Zatana:Sleight of hand.
Batgirl:Try a cape!
Zatana looked at her back.
Zatana:Hmmm....
Diana:What can you do?
Karen:Uhm I-I'm still working out the kinks.
She pressed a button and turned intoba bee.
Y/n:Oooooh!
Karen:Oh!The wings aren't supposed to work like this!
She landed on Diana's dinger.
Karen:I'm also working on rocket launchers but they malfunction.The things all messed up.I wanted to be big and strong so people would notice me.....But my program backfired and it made me smaller!I should just go home.
Y/n:With the Amazoness?!No way!!
Barbara:Ha!The Magic school bus!
You both high fived.
Y/n:I'm not raising your score tho.
Barbara:Hmph!
Diana:You possess far more strength than you'll ever know.You simply lack confidence my little Bumblebee.
Karen:Actually I prefer-
Y/n:It's Bumblebee!5/10.You're doing better than Barbara.
Barbara:Ghhh!!
She turned to Blondey.
Diana:And you.We've seen your incredible strength.Is there anything more you offer?
Kara:Pssh not to you.I'm no hero,"Princess!"That thing is for chumps.And bt-dubs my names Kara.Not whatever truck brand you're gonna say next.
Y/n:Psh whatever you say Toyota Stout.....That's a real truck by the way....Seriously look it up.
Diana:You could be the greatest Super Hero the world of man has ever known.You simply lack motivation.
Diana picked you up.
Y/n:Woah,woah,woah!!!If you're gonna pick me up like this you gotta warn me.Cause this is one my fanta-SIEEEEEEES!!!
She threw you off the building.
Jessica:HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?!
*BWOOSH!*
You slowly began to decline.
Y/n:*Sigh*Well if I die like this because of a stunt gone wrong....At least I touched a boob....*Sheds a tear*And she wears a Leotard!!
*WHOOSH!*
Y/n:Wait what?!
You looked and saw who was carrying you.
Kara:You're lucky I find you endearing.
Y/n(blushing):Are you serious?!
Kara:What did you want me to drop you?
Her muscles is what caught you off guard.
Y/n(blushing):No it's just that's the second time I've been carried like this!.....Well 3rd time.I played Fortnite last night.
*Flashback*
Teammate 1:8 kills 1,501 damage
Teammate 2:12 kills 749 damage
Teammate 3:0 kills 2 damage
Teammate 4:3 kills 4,981 damage
*End of Flashback*
Kara flew back up to the others.
Kara:*Sigh*Alright fine yes I'm a super hero.
Kara gently put you down.
Y/n:10/10.Mainly because you saved my life.
Kara:Haha!Yes I win!
Y/n(thoughts):And totally not because she unlocked a new fetish for me......
Diana:And you!What is your skills?!
Y/n:M-Me?
Barbara:Yeah!We can all judge you this time.
Y/n:I can emotionally hurt people.
Jessica:How does that help in a fight?
Y/n:Veganism kills plants to ya know?Isn't that hypocritical?
Jessica:Oof...Now I see what you mean.
Y/n:Your idol will never notice you.
Barbara:You're mean!!
Y/n:You'll never get famous.
Zatana:Y-YES I WILL!!
Y/n:Even a Pomeranian has mire strength than you.
Karen:*Sigh*Yeah probably...
Kara:Ok.So what about me?What's my emotional baggage?
Y/n:Hmmm.....Fake parents.
Kara:...........
*Next scene*
Y/n(bruised up):....I like being right.
You all were at a junkyard.
Zatana:Ugh.I conjured a new outfit just to hang out at a junkyard?
Y/n:Oh lordy....Ambatuku-
Diana:Soldiers!!Our mission is to save the world of man!
Barbara:YEAH!!
Diana:In order to do this-
Barbara:Preach sister!!
Diana:We must learn to save-
Barbara:WHOOP WHOOP!!!
You were about to stab Barbara with a rusty knife but Jessica used her ring to stop you.
Diana:Man itself!
She said gesturing to,"Man itself."
Y/n:.....I wasn't expecting much and I still feel let down-
Diana:HRAAAH!!
She threw a metal disc at a mountain of cars causing it to fall.Then she ran over to the mannequins and saved them.She stood victorious on the pile of fallen cars.
Diana:And now it is your turn.
Everyone:
Kara was up first.She had a whole bunch of manequins to save from falling cars.Diana started the avalanche as Kara decided the best way to save them was to punch the cars to pieces.....Too bad she didn't know what shards or debris was.
Kara:Hmph!How was THAT for your scoreboard?
Y/n:You did worse than a Honda Ridgeline.....and that's a really bad trucks.
Kara:What do you mean-AHH!!
*Makeover montage*
You all were at a Comic book store.
Barbara:Teenage Lesson #4;Pop culture.
Zatana:Pop culture?Is she kidding?
Barbara:*GAAAAAAASP!*O-M-NO WAY!!!SUPERMAN AND BATMAN LIMITED EDITION POSTER?!?!
Diana looked at you for real guidance.
Y/n:This stuff is more like a hobby but it is culture.You get what you like.
Diana:Then who likes that?
She said pointing at a poster.You looked.
Y/n:Likes what-GHK!!!
Y/n:....O-Only weirdos.....With....a taste....
Barbara:I WOULD KILL FOR THAT POSTER!!!
Y/n:I SAW IT FIRST IT'S MINE!!
Diana:*GASP!*Have you learned nothing Barbara?!We must protect the innocent not needless slaughter over material goods!
Jessica:Diana it's just an expression.
As the left the shop you and Barbara began to throw hands over the poster.....Barbara won.
Y/n(beaten up):*Sigh*She's right Diana.It's a figure of speech.Like saying,"I'm so hungry I can rat a horse."
Diana:I see....Let me try it.
She ran up to a burrito stand.
Diana:I WOULD KILL YOU FOR A BURRITO!!!
Guy:AAHHHHHH!!!*Runs away*
She chased after him.
Diana:TAKE MY PAYMENT OR DIEEEE!!!
Y/n:*Sigh*This is gonna be a long day....
*Hero Montage*
It was Zatana's turn.She had to save manequins from a car crusher.How easy was it?Well first let's see how badly she screwed up.
Zatana:Hmph!This is easy.....
She began to cast magic spell.It was sparkly,it was beautiful,it was TAKING FOREVER!!And she did all that fancy stuff just to turn off a SWITCH!!!
Zatana:Totally saved right?
Y/n:If by saves you mean saved from liv8ng then yes you did.
Zatana:What?!But-
Zatana:....Oh.....
*Next scene*
It was Karen's turn.Diana was putting her bravery to the test with a dog named,"Peaceful Cupcake."
You tied a steak to the Manequins face.
Jessica:Did you have to use a steak?A cow died just for this training session.
Y/n(sad):A poor,defenseless,cute and cuddly cow....died for this?
Jessica:Yes!
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Y/n:We should do more training sessions.
Jessica:WHAT WHY?!
Y/n:Because it makes you sad.
Also Y/n:
Kara let go of the dog as Karen turned small and tried to use her missiles.
.......*Toot!*
Karen:......AHHHHHH!!!
She flew out of there as Cupcake absolutely TORE the mannequin to shreds.
*Makeover Montage*
Barbara:Teenager Lesson #26;......Wait what are we doing again?
Zatana:Pampering ourselves duh.
You all were at a spa.
Y/n:Ohhhh yeah right there!The tailbone is where I carry all the-
*Crack!*
Y/n:Ooooh you already know.
Diana:Y-Y/n!?Are you sure this is a normal thing?!
You looked at Diana.
Y/n:Well technically it's not a teenager thing anyone can do this but yeah.This is a normal thing.
Zatana:An important part of a teenage girl is taking cate of yourself.
Diana:And getting your toenails painted os the point of focus?
Zatana:Exactly!
Masseuse:Alright.Now for the deep tissue we're going to get our chiropractor.
Y/n:Good I-.....What?
You were pinned down.
Y/n:NO!!NO OH GOD NO!!
Diana:THEY'RE ATTACKING Y/N!!!
It was at that point....Diana became the chiropractor.
*Hero Montage*
It was Barbara's turn.She had to rescue a cat from a tree while making her way through the mannequins.Literally the EASIEST one so far......Too bad she had friendly fire on.
Barbara:I did it!!The Kitten has been saved!!What do I get?
Y/n:I don't know.Does anyone know how many years you get for a warcrime?!?!
Barbara:Wait so those weren't bad guys?
*Next scene*
Finally it was Jessica's turn.Her opponent?You with a Jaw Crusher Excavator!!
Y/n:MWAHAHAHA!!!!BEHOLD JESSICA!!!THE ONE CERTIFICATION THAT IS ON EQUAL PAR WITH A FORKLIFT!!........An Excavator!!
Barbara:How did you get a certificate for that?
Y/n:Robbed it from a blind man.
Kara:What?!How did the blind man get the certification!?
Y/n:From a horse.
Kara:......I don't even wanna know anymore.
As you began to approach Jessica she decided it was safe to put the mannequin in a safe......and then pushed it somewhere 5 miles away.
Jessica:Ha!Beat that!
Y/n:.....Who said the Mannequins were the enemy?
Jessica:....Huh?
Y/n:GET BAMBOOZLED IDIOT!!!
You trapped Kara in the jaws.
Jessica:AHHHH!!!
Kara:GRAAAAH!!
She busted out the jaw trap.....But the shrapnel hit a mannequin directly in the head.
Y/n:
*Makeover montage*
You all were the movie theater.
Barbara:Lesson Number-
Y/n:Barb!It doesn't have to be numbered!
Barbara:I like to keep it tidy.Anyway this lesson!.....Is about romance.
Guy:I never wanted to love her Alexandra!But I do!
Diana:....Romance.....I've only heard legends back on my world
Y/n:Legends?So no lesbians huh?Anyway this movie of all things isn't about romance.
Diana:It's not?
Y/n:Oh please.If it was I would have a flock of girls at my side.
You drank your overpriced soda.
Diana:Then....(Blushes)what is love Y/n?
You nearly choked on your soda.
Y/n:Uhhhh....I....Love is-
Karen(whisper):SHHHH!!!!This is the climax!!!
As you all saw was the two of them just do some cringey lovey dovey teenage romance and holding hands.Diana looked at her hands.
Y/n:Ugh.
Diana(thoughts):Is it possible....that my hands can do more than train,hold a weapon,and eat food?
She looked at your hand.
Y/n(whisper):I should've fought harder to watch Oppenheimer....again....
You felt someone hold your hand.
Y/n:Oh don't get all mushy on me!I'll break your face-Ohhhh hi Diana I-....What?
Diana was looking down as she was holding your hand.
Diana(thoughts):This feeling!!It's such a rush of pure emotion!And stomach is getting the feeling of the flutters!Why can I not let go?
While she was thinking of all this her hand began increase its pressure.
Y/n:...Ow....ow......Ow,ow!...Ow,ow,ow!!D-Diana!!
Diana(thoughts):Is this what love feel likes?!
She looked at the movie for more guidance.
Guy:You will be mine Caitlin!Forever.....
She snapped out of the trance and let go.
Y/n:Oh thank god!!
Diana:BEWARE CAITLIN!!!AIDEN ATTACKS!!
Karen:WHERE'D YOU PULL THAT SWORD FROM?!?!
Diana:AHHHHHH!!
*Next scene*
You all walked out of the movie theater.Barbara had an ice pack wrapped around your wrist.
Kara:She is just not getting it you guys!
Y/n:Well no duh!Have you guys ever made friends?!
Everyone:........
Y/n:Jesus H. Chrisly Christ!Come on guys think!She's from a place where they have no fun!
Zatana:The Spa was fun!
Y/n:Yeah because we're used to it not Diana!She broke the spine of so many chiropractors they literally!!We need the general,"Fun."A fun that even a baby can have.
Kara:Heck yeah!!Breaking into caskets at the cemetery!!
Y/n:....Dafuq-NO!!I mean that DOES sound fun-BUT NO!!*Groan!*Just follow me....
Jessica:....You don't think that breaking into caskets is extremely rude?
Kara:Oh please.What are the dead people gonna do with that jewelry?
Jessica:WHAT?!?!
End of Chapter 2
*Bonus Scene*
Kara let go of the dog as Karen turned small and tried to use her missiles.
*Click!*
Y/n:.....I feel like something was supposed to happen......
Jessica:What the heck is that in the sky?
Barbara:Hey...that kinda looks like-
Y/n:A NUCLEAR BOMB I KNEW IT-