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I DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Boo... Altro

Chapter #1
Chapter #2
Chapter #3
Chapter #4
Chapter #5
Chapter #6
Chapter #7
Chapter #8
Chapter #9
Chapter #10 🦃Thanksgiving Special🦃
Chapter #11
Chapter #12
Chapter #13
Chapter #14
Chapter #15
Chapter #16 (🚍Rhonda Takes A Bath Oneshot🚍)
Chapter #17
Chapter #18
Chapter #19
Chapter #20
Chapter #21
Chapter #22
Chapter #23
Chapter #24
Chapter #25
Chapter #26
Chapter #27
Chapter #28
Chapter #29
Chapter #30 ✨My Longest Chapter Yet✨
Chapter #31
Chapter #32
Chapter #33
Chapter #34
Chapter #35
Chapter #36
Chapter #37
Chapter #38
Chapter #39
Chapter #40 (Completely Wholesome Broppy Oneshot! 😊)
Chapter #41
Chapter #42
Chapter #43
Chapter #44
Chapter #45
Chapter #46
Chapter #47
Chapter #48
Chapter #50 🌹Bonus Rosie Oneshot🌹

Chapter #49 ❗️The Final Chapter❗️

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Teen Rosie: *Ears Are Droopy* 😔

Poppy: Rosie Honey, What's Wrong? You Look Like something's bothering you...

Teen Rosie: Mom... There's This Mean Guy At School Who Keeps Trying To Flirt With me, Even Though I keep Politely telling him that I'm not interested, He Just won't leave me alone! 😰

Poppy: What?! That's Horrible! 😠

Branch: ...

Poppy: *Hugs Rosie* Don't Worry Rosie, We'll Have A Strict Talk With This Guys Parents!

Branch: *Grabs A Frying Pan And Walks Out The Door* 🍳

Poppy: Branch... Where Are You Going With That? 😐

Branch: I Just Want To Talk With Him... 😑

Poppy: *Walks After Him* Ummm, Branch- 😥

Branch: I Just Want To Talk With Him... 😑

Poppy: Branch, No- 😥

Branch: I Just Want To Talk With Him... 😑

Poppy: Branch! There's No Need For Violence! 😥

Branch: I Just Want To Talk With Him! 😤

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Satin: Nova, Could you please move?

Chenille: Your Blocking The View!

Nova Swift: Darlings... I AM The View! ✨😌💅✨

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Val: Riff, Is That A Hicky On Your Neck?

Riff: *Nervous Sweating* N-No! It's Just A Mosquito Bite! 😳

Val: Mmmhmm, Suuure. 🙄

Barb: *Walks In* Hey Guys.

Val: Hey "Mosquito" 👋😌

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Kid Velvet: Hey Dad, Can A Person Breathe Inside Of A Washing Machine?

Velvet & Veneer's Dad: No.

Kid Velvet:

Velvet & Veneer's Mom: Wait... Where's Your Brother? 😐

Kid Velvet:

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JD: OMG! Bitty B, There Was The Biggest, Freaking NERD sitting in your Seat yesterday! 🤣

Branch:

Branch: John, That Was Me With My Reading Glasses On... 😑👓

JD:

JD: Oh... 😐

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Milton Moss: *Talking About Guy Diamond And DJ Suki* And They Were Roommates...

Smidge: Oh My Gah, They Were Roommates. 😏

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Viva: *Looks At The Refrigerator, And Sees That There Is A Crayon Drawing On It* 🖍️

Viva: Awwww! Sunny, Did You Draw This Giraffe? 😄🦒

Sunny: No, I Didn't Draw It. 🤨

Clay: (Sobbing) IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A LLAMA! 😭🦙

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Wani And Tresillo: *Gazing Lovingly Into Each Other's Eyes*

Dickory: *Loudly Opens A Soda Can*

Wani: Do You Mind? -_-

Tresillo: We're Having A Moment Here! -_-

Dickory: Do YOU Guys Mind? I'm Having A Coke! >:(

Hickory: Dickory! -_-

Dickory: WHAT?! >:(

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Trollex: Why Do You Smell So Strange? 🤨

Synth: Oh, I Rubbed Myself In Butter! 🧈😁

Trollex: Wha-

Laguna Tidepool: WHY?!

Synth: I Heard That Butter Goes GREAT On Fish! Whatever That Means! 😄

Trollex: 😐

Laguna Tidepool: Should We Tell Him? 😐

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(The Funk Family Texting 💬)

Prince D: Hey Cooper, How Was Your Harmonica Concert In Lonesome Flats?

Cooper: Oh! It Was So Much Fun! Holly Gave Me An Honorary Cowboy Hat! 🤠

Prince D: That's Awesome Bro! 👍👍👍

Cooper: 👍👍👍

Queen Essence: I Hope You'll Come Home Soon Sweetie, It's Almost Time For Dinner. 🍲

Cooper: I Will Mom! 🤞😄

King Quincy: We're Having 🍆 Casserole For Dinner.

Cooper: 🤨

Prince D: 🤨

Queen Essence: 🤨

King Quincy: What? I Just Said That We're Having Eggplant Casserole For Dinner.

Prince D: Dad, We REALLY Need To Teach You About "Emoji Meanings" 😰

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Spruce: Having 13 Kids May Sound Like A Lot, But We Have fun, Don't We Babe? 😅

Brandi: I Have Never Felt More Stressed In My Entire Life... 🥲

Spruce Jr: Mommy, What Happens When You Flush A Soccer Ball Down The Toilet? ⚽️

Spruce: Note To Self: "Remember To Use Protection" 😕

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Trickee: *Wearing A Cardboard "Burger King" Crown* I Am The New Leader Of Kismet And you will All Refer To me As Such! 🫅

Ablaze, Boom, And Hype In Unison: Ok, Such. 😁👍😁👍😁👍

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Delta Dawn: *Enters Her House* Oh, Howdy Trolls Who Do Not Live Here...

Holly: Howdy Mayor Delta. 👋🤠

Gus Tumbleweed: Howdy Mayor Delta. 👋🤠

Delta Dawn: Ya Know... I Gave Y'all The Key To my House For Emergencies only. 😑🔑

Holly: We're Really Sorry. 😓

Gus Tumbleweed: We Ran Out of Baked Beans. 😓

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Minuet: Conductor Trollzart... What Are We Going To Do For This Year's Royal Ball? 🤔

Trollzart: I Am Not Sure... We Are Going To Need A Plan! ☝️ Does Anyone Have Any Ideas?

Beetrollvin: *Raises Hand* ✋😃

Dante: Does Anyone Have Any Ideas That Doesn't Involve Barbecue Sauce? -_-

Beetrollvin: *Slowly Lowers Hand* ☹️

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Floyd: Boom, Do You Actually Love Me? 😞

Boom: Of Course I Do! I Would Throw Myself In front of A Moving Car for you, Floyd! 😊

Floyd: *Blushes* ☺️

Crimp: *Watching Her Adoptive Dad's* Awwww! 🥹

Trickee: I Would Throw Myself In Front of A Moving Car For Fun! :D

Ablaze: We Know You Would, Trickee... We Know. 😑

Hype: And I Think That We Need To have A Talk About That...

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[The Trollings Chatting While Eating Ice Cream]

Rosie: I Have A Pet Dragon Named Death Note. 🍦😄

Sunny: And Our Uncle John Dory Has A Pet Armadillo Van Named Rhonda.🍦😄

Tiny Diamond: Cool! I'm Trying To Convince My Daddy To Buy Me A Pet Cuddle Puppy! 🍦😁

Kieth: ...

Kieth: My Daddy Has Diabetes! 😄🍦

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Grandma Rosiepuff In Heaven: Wait, What Are You Doing Up Here? 🤨

Creek: (Lying Out Of His Butt) I Was Framed Yo See! I Feel Really Bad About Selling My Friend's Out! I Really Do! Honest! 😇

Grandma Rosiepuff: You Do Realize That We Angel's Can Tell When People Are Lying Right? 😑

Creek: 😐...

Grandma Rosiepuff: 😑

The Other Troll Angels: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

Creek: *Gets Yeeted Into The Underworld* 🔥🔥😱🔥🔥

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Blaze Powercord: I Just Had A Thought...

Carol And Sid Frit: CONGRATULATIONS! 🥳🥳

Demo: I'll Go Get The Champagne! 🍾🥳

Thrash: I Still Remember When I Had My First Thought. 😌

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Bridget: Grissy. 😚

Gristle: Babe. 😚

Bridget: Grissy. 😚

Gristle: Babe. 😚

Bridget: Grissy. 😚

Gristle: Babe. 😚

Bridget: Grissy: 😚

Gristle: Babe. 😚

Branch:

Poppy:

Branch: You Know We're Still Here Right? (0_0)

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Chaz: I'm So Stupid. 😔

Pushy Poppy: Yes You Are. :)

Marshato Mary: We Use You As A Bad Example All the time. :)

Chaz: Gee, Thanks For The Encouragement Guys. -_-

Marshtato Mary: You're Welcome. :)

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THE END 🩷❤️🧡💛💙💜
Thank You So Much For Reading! I Hope You All Enjoyed! ^^

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