jaemin - there's 5 in the bed and the little one said!
chenle - roll over! roll over!
jaemin - so they all roll over and one fell out!
jeno - *falls* OW-
jaemin - there's 4 in the bed and the little one said!
chenle - roll over! roll over!
jaemin - so they all rolled over and one fell out-
jisung - *slams onto jeno*
jeno - JISUNG WTF?
jisung - I FELL! what did you expect me to do?
jeno - idk be careful?
jisung - well why don't you move?
jaemin - there's 3 in the bed and the little one said!
chenle - roll over! roll over!
jaemin - so they all fell over and one fell-
jisung - NO-
renjun - *falls on jisung's head*
mark - what's going on- *sees jisung's exploded head* AAAAAAAAAAA-
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everyone - *mourns*
renjun - t-this is- *looks around*
jeno - *gulps*
mark - everyone, can i get your attention?
everyone - *looks at mark*
mark - guys, i know how devastated you guys are seeing the loss of a great soul...
jaemin - *cuddles chenle*
haechan - oh my gosh...
johnny - he was so young too...
kun - his life just started...
yangyang - *sobs*
winwin - yangyan, stop crying too loud.
yangyang - *stops crying*
mark - jisung will forever be missed by everyone. his smile and laughter will always be a reminder of his presence.
chenle - um... why is jonghyun the only non nct member in this chapter?
mark - ehem. jonghyun is a part of shinee. everyone and everything is nct.
baekhyun - am i a part of nct?
mark - no.
baekhyun - awh... then how can i be a part of nct?
mark - you can't. you need to be ai generated.
baekhyun - *sighs, turns into a sad flip phone then walks away*
jonghyun - um...
nct - *riots*
jonghyun - *turns around* AAAAAAAAAAAA- *runs away*
nct - *runs after jonghyun*
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shawols - *fighting*
jonghyun - um...
key - JONGHYUN WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING-
jonghyun - i dropped my ring in the shawol ocean- *jumps in, crowd surfs*
key - NOOOOOOO- JONGHYUN!!!!!
onew - just leave him, we'll just dance to body rhythm as four.
taemin - *whines on key*
key - TAEMIN WTF ARE YOU DOING-
taemin - i'm cooking my pon pon
key - what tf is a pon pon-
taemin - OH I'M CURI-
jonghyun - OH I'M-
key - *drags jonghyun on the stage, smacks his face*
shawols - *stops fighting, sobs*
key - nonononononono- HE'S OK, SEE! *picks jonghyun up*
jonghyun - i'm not curious...
key - see? it's the curious man!
shawol - but he just said that he's not curious-
key - I- *gets mad* HE IS CURIOUS!
jonghyun - hi key, appreciate it but i'm not curious.
key - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- *slaps jonghyun* TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE CURIOUS-
jonghyun - i-i'm curious... yeah... *passes out*
key - SEE?
shawols - *sobs louder*
key - JJONG WTF ARE YOU DOING?
jonghyun - i told you, i'm not curious! shawols can feel that!
shawol - is this what i spent $250 for?
another shawol - i need to get a life...
key - um... how can we get you curious?
jonghyun - easy! just tell me something interesting!
onew - u-um-
taemin - um... apparently heechul's nudes has been leaked-
jonghyun - ah... oh...?
minho - oh! irene just found out the father of her child!
shawols - *gasps*
jonghyun - oh i know! it's me isn't it.
minho - no! it's not you.
jonghyun - WHAT-
minho - yeah, she cheated on you with some chick.
jonghyun - CHICK? i mean, i'm very open minded, but HUH?
shawols - *gasps with jonghyun*
minho - do you wanna know the father?
jonghyun - sure!
minho - are you curious?
jonghyun - actually, never mind.
minho - NOOOOOOOOOO-
key - u-um- so there's a new episode of noona you're so pretty on netflix!
jonghyun - N-NOONA??? *gasps*
key - *smiles* yes yes! and apparently it's with riize now!
jonghyun - OUUUUUUU-
shawols - *gasps with jonghyun*
key - YES YES! are you curious?
jonghyun - no.
everyone - *groans*
onew - what would get you curious?
jonghyun - i don't know... i usually just get curious and sing about it.
taemin - there has to be something that would get you curious!
key - come on hyung, get curious!
jonghyun - *groans* fine. i'm curious.
shawols - *still sobbing*
key - they're not convinced.
jonghyun - how can i get them to be convinced?
taemin - you gotta be curious!
jonghyun - oh-
taemin - do you ever wonder what's underneath my pants?
key - HEY-
jonghyun - *smirks, nods*
taemin - you sure...?
jonghyun - *nods harder*
taemin - are you really really sure?
jonghyun - *shakes his head off*
taemin - are you curious?
jonghyun - *gasps* o-oh... oh! *jumps on stage* OH I'M CURIOUS YEAH!
shawols - *cheers loudly*
onew - yay! jjong is curious again!
minho - yay!
key - wait- he likes TAEMIN?
taemin - he likes nice cocks!
key - cocks? *gasps* i like cocks!
jonghyun - *starts singing to the crowd*
shawols - *sings along*
chanika - OMG FELICITY IT'S JONGHYUN!
felicity - OMG REALLY???? no way-
jonghyun - *flashes his cock*
shawols - *screams, tries to touch it*
onew - u-um- jjong- no showing your p-private parts! *laughs nervously*
jyp - *flashes his cock*
shawols - *screams, closes their eyes*
shawol - EW! *pukes*
jonghyun - come on lil jjong! say hi to everyone!
lil jjong - *waves at the crowd*
chanika - OMG LIL JJONG SAID HI!
onew - jjong what are you-
jonghyun - *pulls down onew's pants*
onew - DUDE WHAT THE FUC-
jonghyun - dubulge wants to say hi!
shawols - HI DUBULGE!
lil jjong - hiya adorbs gang!
dubulge - u-um... hi...
jonghyun - so jjongbulge, who's looking like a snack tonight in the crowd?
lil jjong - um... the one with the brown hair and pink highlights!
alice - *screams*
jonghyun - come on stage!
alice - *walks up on stage*
jonghyun - so... what's your name?
alice - my name is alice!
jonghyun - alice! what a pretty name! so my name is jonghyun-
lil jjong - and i'm lil jjong!
jonghyun - would you like to try out lil jjong backstage?
alice - omg yes!
jonghyun - come over! *walks alice towards the dressing room*
key - um heh... sorry for those who came with children-
shawol - man fuck those kids-
shawols - *cheers*
jyp - *flashes his ass*
shawols - *screams, runs away*
felicia - um... what happened?
onew - sigh, i don't know what just happened anymore.
minho - also, who let this middle aged man on stage?
bang chan - hey sorry... that's our manager.
key - oh! *smiles, realises* oh...
chanika - *chokes on a chip* H-HUH?
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