this was kinda expected tbh
Mipha: has anyone heard from link lately?
Revali: no
Urbosa: prob went to prison
Mipha: yeah
Daruk: as expected
Mipha: well said
Link: yoo what is up
Urbosa: he lives!
Mipha: eyyy your not dead
Daruk: what happened to you
Link: went to prison
Revali: you got out fairly quick
Link: Zelda bailed me out
Urbosa: we all need a man like Zelda
Daruk: real
Link: but she's a girl
Revali: what
Mipha: link why is there a emergency news broadcast
Link: no reason
Mipha: WHY IS A LOCAL PRISON ON FIRE
Link: no reason
Mipha: SOME GUY WHO SET FIRE TO A FOREST IS ON THE LOOSE, and it's not you
Link: josh? He's a cool guy
Urbosa: wait it wasn't link this time?
Revali: this time? as in its happened multiple times??
Link: ya didn't know?
Revali: NOO??
Mipha: oof
Urbosa: how did Zelda afford to bail you out
Link: she's the princess of Hyrule
Mipha: couldn't you have asked her to give you some money, so this entire thing wouldn't have happened?
Link: oh I never thought about that
Revali: dude
Urbosa: you can't even think with that brain of yours
Link: what brain
Urbosa: my point proven
Link: back to the conversation, I don't think I wanna be near her for a while tho...
Daruk: why?
Link: she had to pay a lot of money to get me out now she's mad
Revali: dang
Mipha: wait, don't you go to jail for fraud? Not prison?
Link: they found the bodies, and the arson documents
Mipha: they found the WHAT
Urbosa: relatable
Daruk: say sike rn
Link: jk ☺️
Revali: Urbosa... your also joking right?
Urbosa: ...
Mipha: URBOSA
Urbosa: just kidding
Revali: hopefully 🙏
Mipha: your also kidding about the arson... correct?
Urbosa: oh please, those are real
Link: actually no, they will never be found
Urbosa: I stand corrected
Daruk: so you do have them, but your hiding them?
Link: yup
Revali: I'll be in the mental hospital if you need me
Link: meet you there
Not the conversation topics changing every 2 seconds 😍