"I really don't like this, you know?"
"You don't have to like it, just hand me that knife."
"What if I don't?"
"Then I'll have to get up and grab it, and if I have to do that, I'll use it on you."
"Oh yeah, that's so reassuring. Here dickhead."
"Thank you, and don't worry I'm almost done."
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, are you serious right now?"
"Excuse me, this is fucking art. I'm a professional at this."
"I'm pretty sure I can do better."
"Not even close, you do not have the delicacy needed to make this cut."
"I'm literally a butcher, I use knives on a daily, the fuck do you mean I don't have the delicacy?"
"I said what I said."
"Nogla, you're a fucking idiot."
"Nogla you're a fucking- shut the fuck up Tyler, let me do my work."
"Are you done yet?"
"One... last... piece... and there we are! Tell me it's good."
"Did you seriously carve your face into a pumpkin?"
"Fuck no, it's you! Scariest thing in the world you know."
"That looks nothing like me asshole."
"It's a pig, see? The nose, ears, the stupid sunglasses."
"I'm insulted."
"Come on, tell me I did good!"
"Fine, you did good, now can I try?"
"That was very sarcastic, I don't think you meant it."
"Nogla, it looks fine, you did a good job."
"Really?"
"Oh my fucking God."
"Okay okay, here."
"Thank you. I love you."
"Yeah yeah, I love you too asshole."
"You know, that sounded pretty sarcastic, i don't think I believe it."
"Oh fuck off."
Does that work? I don't fucking know, I've never done something like this lmao I hope I set the picture tho. Anyway, I hope yall enjoyed! Kisses!!
~Banana