Very long chapter ahead
Yn
Hey ya'll wanna know about my day?
Baji
No.
Mikey
Yes.
Draken
No.
Yn
Wtv
I'll tell u anyways
Yn is typing...
Smiley
Bro yn's been typing for a while now...
Mikey
REMEMBER WHEN SHE TYPED A WHOLE PARAGRAPH TO DISS KISAKI 💀
Hanma
That wasn't rlly nice
Baji
Says u bitch
Hanma
Ig ur right
Yn
Baji made me rlly MANIAC on CHRISTMAS EVEL so I went over to DISTRICT 9, which had a lot of RED LIGHTS btw, to buy CHEESE from GOD'S MENU. The guy I talked to was such a CHARMER and told me that the weather otw back was gonna be THUNDEROUS so we took the HELLEVATOR to the S-CLASS suite upstairs and played DOMINO.
😊
Draken
This bi-
Chifuyu
The one time yn worked hard 💀
Rindou
I don't get it???
Yn
He's not from our planet
Chifuyu
He does not speak our language
Rindou
?
Yn
Ran pls explain this to your dumbass of a brother
Ran
Glad to
The words that yn put in all caps are stray kids songs
Rindou
...
So did that rlly happen
Yn
NO U DUMB FUCK
Rindou
#rude 🙄
Ran
If that's rude, then what about what u said yesterday?
Rindou
What did I say yesterday?
Ran
"I don't get why the stray kids members are so great. I'm so kuch better. They look like James Charles, Micheal Jackson, or a mix of both. Talentless, ugly mother fuckers"
Emma
OH U DID NOT
Hina
YOU [ Insert very colourful language ]
Takemitchi
H-H-Hina?
Yuzuha
THAT'S MY GIRL
Hakkai
Yuzuha no
Yn is typing...
Chifuyu
Oh shit
Izana
F in the chat for rindou
Mikey
No. He doesn't deserve it.
Draken
Mikey grew more brain cells
Ran
Replying to Izana
I would, but I kinda agree with mikey
Rindou
Kys bitch
Baji
Gladly
Takemitchi
Baji-san no-
Chifuyu is typing...
Smiley
Not chifuyu too 💀
Mikey
He was possessed by the spirit of yn
Chifuyu
Baji-san, pls don't kill yourself. U are a beautiful person, and it's not worth your time and effort to kill yourself. Ur so beautiful that even when u die, your beautiful self will never decay and will forever stay intact and beautiful. If u die, your millions of followers will commit suicide or fall into depression. If u die, your mom will cry. If u die, you're listening to the crusty musty words of Rindou.
Baji
That-
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL CHIFUYU I'M MOVED TO TEARS 😭😭😭
Chifuyu
NOT AS BEAUTIFUL AS U BAJI-SAAANNNN
Hakkai
And they say I'm fruity
Mitsuya
Fr
Yn
Bang Chan/Park Chan/ [insert personal nickname]
He is literally the best leader that skz could ever have like have u even seen the way he looks after the members? Not only that, I can bet u a million dollars that he credited almost every skz song u can name. Fr a great music producer.
Lee Minho/Lee Know/ [insert personal nickname]
Like, have u seen the way this guy dances⁉️ He looks like he isn't even trying. His form is great, his face is great and his personality is great. Even tho he looks mean, he is fr one of the nicest guys that exist. He just shows his love in a different way compared to the other skz members eg. Feeding them, helping them find their stuff, etc. They rlly should give this dude more lines, vocals underrated fr.
Seo Changbin/ [insert personal nickname]
THIS MAN IS SO UNDERRATED IT'S INSANE HOW LITTLE PPL HAVE HIM AS A BIAS. So many ppl body-shame him and say he's the ugliest skz member ppl who day that aren't stays like bitch ur just jealous that he's jacked and u look like a deflated balloon. He's literally one of the best producers ever wtf how could ppl ever say that he's talentless ( glares at rindou ). U try producing over a hundred songs and like 99%of them being ✨️amazing✨️. Ppl rlly need to show this man the love he deserves 😔
Hwang Hyunjin/ [insert personal nickname]
TELL ME HOW THE FUCK SOMEONE COULD CALL THIS MAN UGLY AND TALENTLESS. ISTG THIS MAN WAS BORN BEAUTIFUL. If he wasn't an idol, he would definitely be a top model like have u seen this man's visuals⁉️ Chef's kiss. And have u even seen this man's dancing skills? He said himself that when he first became a trainee, he was like a wooden doll. But now- just beautiful.
Han Jisung/Quokka/ [insert personal nickname]
THIS MAN IS THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF TALENTLESS IF U CALL HIM THAT UR FUCKING BLIND. He is a FUCKING 4TH GEN K POP ACE (which means he's an all rounder) Like have u even heard his vocals⁉️⁉️ eg. his cover of 'grenade' by Bruno Mars. And his solo song 'I got it' is fucking amazing his rapping speed is so fucking fast it could rival the speed of fucking light (changbin is better tho sorry). Did I mention he credited like over a hundred songs (not as many as bang chan and changbin tho bangchan being no.1 and changbin being no.2)? His song 'Secret Secret ' is a fucking masterpiece. DON'T U DARE SAY HE'S TALENTLESS AND UGLY HE IS NOT HE IS AN ADORABLE QUOKKA.
Lee Felix (or yongbok whichever u prefer)/ Sunshine/[insert personal nickname]
This man- HE IS NOT UGLY. He looks like elsa is the Thunderous era only difference is he doesn't have the voice to be elsa. Not that he has a bad voice he just has a REALLY deep voice which is really hard to do and keep stable like sir how do u do that? His dance skills are ✨️stunning✨️and he rlly is the opposite of ugly. LIKE HOW CAN U BE A MIX OF HOT AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME AHCJSOFHSKD- he looks like an angel istg-
Kim Seungmin/ [insert personal nickname]
ISTG IF THIS GUY WASN'T AN IDOL HE'D BE THE TOP COMEDIAN IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY. His vocals are heavenly like if I died just play a clip of him singing and I'll be ressurected in 0.01 seconds I literally have to listen to his voice every fucking day to survive he is not talentless. He is so adorable yet so savage that he's the literal definition of unpredictable his comebacks leave me wheezing for like 5 minutes straight.
Yang Jeongin/ I.N /[insert personal nickname]
IT'S FUCKING INSANE HOW TALENTED THIS MAN IS HE IS THE FUCKING YOUNGEST (aka. Maknae) OF THE GROUP YET IS SOMEHOW ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED. Just like seungmin, his vocals are just angelic 😍😍😍 and he absolutely savage 💅💅💅. The most adorable in the group fr (sorry han). HE IS JUST SO CUTE IDBAKDJDJAO-
Chifuyu
I-
Well ig she answered rindou's question
Mikey
HOW TF DID HER FINGERS MOVE THAT FAST
Yn
Training
Rindou
I can sing too
Ran
Horribly
I have to wear ear plugs when u sing in the shower
Yn
💀
He probably sounds like a dying whale
Ran
Literally how did u know
Yn
Idk
Just a guess
Rindou
Fuck all of u
Yay I can type in bold now without any problems :D. If u couldn't tell already, I'm in my skz phase rn so I'M SO SORRY TO ALL THE PPL WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING. So pls leave requests I ran out of ideas. Love ya'll ❤️❤️❤️
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